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05-12-2005, 09:23 AM
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Joke of The Day...
Smile & have a GrOOvy Thursday!
Enjoy... -=Chipmunk=- Cannibal Island Three guys are shipwrecked on an island infested with canibals. They are found and brought to the island's leader. They beg and plead for their lives, hoping to be set free. "silence!" the leader exclaims, "I will let you go free if you complete just one task. go search throughout my island and bring back ten fruits." They disperse throughout the island and search for fruit. the first guy comes back and lays down ten apples before the leader. "very good." he says " now shove them all up your ass, one by one. and DON'T make any facial expressions. if you do this you may go." the guy pulls down his pants and starts shovin'. one apple... two apples... on the third apple, he struck a nerve and began to cry in pain. So the leader took him and threw him into a pit where he was eaten alive by the canibals. soon after, the second guy came back and layed before the leader 10 blue berries. The leader told him what he had to the first guy and then he started shovin' the blue berries up his ass, sure it would be no problem. 1 berry... 2 berries...3 berries...4 berries...5 berries...6 berries... 7 berries... 8 berries... 9 berries... and on the 10th berry he began to burst out laughing uncontrollably. and so he was thrown in the pit with the other guy. he rose up to heaven after he died where he met his friend who had just recently been eaten alive. the first guy said to him, "why did you start laughing? you were so close. you could have been set free!" and the other guy replied, still laughing, "I saw the other guy coming back with 10 pineapples!" __________________________________________________ ________
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05-12-2005, 09:38 AM
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ouch!!!
 that's a good one!!! keep them coming  |
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05-12-2005, 09:47 AM
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omg!hahaha! very funny!!!
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05-12-2005, 09:54 AM
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that is funny...but the funniest thing today was when we were driving back home and saw a tramp lying on the grass and peeing...
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05-12-2005, 09:59 AM
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05-12-2005, 09:59 AM
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hahaha...that is awesome
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05-12-2005, 09:59 AM
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whahaha nice joke 10 pineapples
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05-12-2005, 10:03 AM
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I will remember that one... hahaha
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05-12-2005, 10:05 AM
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ahahahaha 10 pineapples!! that would hurt like a bitch!!
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05-12-2005, 10:07 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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but 9 would be ok or?..... ;) |
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05-12-2005, 10:15 AM
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LOl that was funny
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05-12-2005, 08:04 PM
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haha thats harsh!!!
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05-13-2005, 01:56 AM
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hahha..my stomach hurts. nice laugh!
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05-13-2005, 05:37 AM
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really funnny.
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05-13-2005, 06:52 PM
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hahah funy
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05-13-2005, 06:55 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Chuckles
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05-13-2005, 06:56 PM
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LMAO
I thought he was gonna have brought back 8 hair stylists and be really pissed that the other two were in heaven!
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