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Old 06-09-2005, 11:39 AM   #101
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This last weekend, I attended my cousin's wedding in Naples, Florida. Generally when I tell people that I grew up in the swamps of Florida, they don't quite get just how country that is. Everybody pictures Orlando, Mickey Mouse and Miami.

Maybe these pictures of the bride arriving on her Daddy's swamp buggy to be escorted to the altar will help you understand.

Here comes the bride...


What better use for a spare swamp buggy with no engine than to line and fill the engine compartment with beer?


Just so you get a better idea of what one of these things looks like. Here's the one that was set up for display on the other side of the tents. In the middle of the reception, they fired them both up and took turns revving the 520HP engines as loud as possible to the appreciative "YEEHAWS!" and "WHHEEEWWWSS!" of the audience.

That is so great!
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:42 AM   #102
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So far the one that is still making me chuckle is...


"Lets get drunk and screw"


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Old 06-09-2005, 11:44 AM   #103
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What the heck is the name of that song the georgia satelites used to sing.. "I got a little change in my pocket goin ching-a-ling-a-ling" Make sure it's sung by a bunch of drunk as guys that keep singing the chorus over and over and it's 100% redneck.
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:49 AM   #104
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:20 PM   #105
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they must live outside of Naples, cause Naples is very fru fru and expensive...lol
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:21 PM   #106
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Don't forget freebird!
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:25 PM   #107
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So far the one that is still making me chuckle is...


"Lets get drunk and screw"



I like to think of Buffett as "classy redneck"

Ok a couple more songs, Thank God I'm a Country Boy by John Denver and My Home's in Alabama by Alabama.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:32 PM   #108
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Don't forget freebird!
Never ever...but what about Saturday Night Special!!!!
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:32 PM   #109
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anything by eminem or 50 cent
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:40 PM   #110
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i will play "we represent the lollipop kids" from the wizard of oz munchkins all night long over and over again, if anyone says DIO ever again in this thread.

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Old 06-09-2005, 12:43 PM   #111
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anything by eminem or 50 cent
Only HIGH QUALITY WHITE TRASH MUSIC FOR THIS DEAL...so that would be a very firm:

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that would be for a ghetto white trash party....

there are variations...lol
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:06 PM   #113
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that would be for a ghetto white trash party....

there are variations...lol
DaddysGirl...........you are so right.......So here is the play list so far:

Van Halen
Runnin With the Devil:
Hot For Teacher
Jamies Cryin
and the Cradle will rock
Aint Talkin about love

Rick Derringer- Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo

American Bad Ass - Kid Rock

keep your hands to yourself - Georgis Sattelites

Slow Ride - Fog Hat

Devil Went Down To Gerogia - Charly Daniels Band


Born to be wild- Stepenwolf

Stranglehold -Ted Nugent

Rocky Mountain High - Joe Walsh

Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks

Lets get drunk and screw-

School is out for summer - Alice Cooper

Dukes Of Hazzard theme- Waylon Jennings

Gary Glitter- Rock and Roll


You Aint Seen nothing yet-BTO

Feel Like Makin Love- Bad Company
Sky is burning


More Than a feeling- Boston
Piece of mind
Long Time

Ramblin Man - Alman Brothers
Mellisa


Mississippi Queen- Mountain

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood


Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple
Highway Star

Sweet Home Alabama- Skynard


Green River- CCR
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:37 PM   #114
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Toby Keith's - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)
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DaddysGirl...........you are so right.......So here is the play list so far:

Van Halen
Runnin With the Devil:
Hot For Teacher
Jamies Cryin
and the Cradle will rock
Aint Talkin about love

Rick Derringer- Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo

American Bad Ass - Kid Rock

keep your hands to yourself - Georgis Sattelites

Slow Ride - Fog Hat

Devil Went Down To Gerogia - Charly Daniels Band


Born to be wild- Stepenwolf

Stranglehold -Ted Nugent

Rocky Mountain High - Joe Walsh

Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks

Lets get drunk and screw-

School is out for summer - Alice Cooper

Dukes Of Hazzard theme- Waylon Jennings

Gary Glitter- Rock and Roll


You Aint Seen nothing yet-BTO

Feel Like Makin Love- Bad Company
Sky is burning


More Than a feeling- Boston
Piece of mind
Long Time

Ramblin Man - Alman Brothers
Mellisa


Mississippi Queen- Mountain

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood


Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple
Highway Star

Sweet Home Alabama- Skynard


Green River- CCR

keep em coming baby!!!!!!!!
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From living in the backwoods of Tennessee the songs I heard most were
Free bird, Sweet home Alabama, Family tradition and Friends in low places.
All of those songs appeared to be the TN anthem. I've seen many a rednecks
dance to them, sing along with them, hit on there cousin to them, knocking out each other's front teeth to them , attempt to play them live with there 3 peice band and even bury there loved ones to them. Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."
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Old 06-09-2005, 04:08 PM   #117
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From living in the backwoods of Tennessee the songs I heard most were
Free bird, Sweet home Alabama, Family tradition and Friends in low places.
All of those songs appeared to be the TN anthem. I've seen many a rednecks
dance to them, sing along with them, hit on there cousin to them, knocking out each other's front teeth to them , attempt to play them live with there 3 peice band and even bury there loved ones to them. Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."

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Old 06-09-2005, 04:26 PM   #118
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Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."
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You left out Blackfoot?????????? At least listen to the 2 tracks on top of their site.
http://www.blackfootrocks.com/
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You left out Blackfoot?????????? At least listen to the 2 tracks on top of their site.
http://www.blackfootrocks.com/

Got it thanks!
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Old 06-09-2005, 08:14 PM   #122
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"Country Boy Can Survive" - Hank Jr.
Damn! That immediately came to mind when thinking of "back home". lol ... and, of course, Devil Went Down To Georgia.

Gotta add:
Mountain Music - Alabama
Fishin' in the dark - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Swingin' - John Anderson
Paradise City - Guns N Roses
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Got it thanks!
Youre welcome. I figured they would be a good fit. Not only great music but the singer base player is dressed as an indian and play harmoica. Now tell me that doesnt scream white trash.
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