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neewwman · 01-30-2002, 09:19 PM

I'm interested to know from photographers and others in the know . . .

Is fake cum ever used in photos? What percentage of the time? And what substance(s) are used?

Amputate Your Head · 01-30-2002, 09:22 PM

Oh, absolutely! In fact, MOST of it is fake. What they do is mix up a batch of clam chowder and a bunch of flour and blend it all up real good... then they insert it into the guys units with one of those children's nose snot-sucker things... then all he's gotta do is squeeze it at the right time, and SHAZAM!

Instant jizz.

neewwman · 01-30-2002, 09:31 PM

Should have known better than to ask a question and expect a real answer.

I'm talking about STILL pictures, obviously, not videos.

jimmy3way · 01-30-2002, 09:31 PM

Conditioner works best.

Or you can do it digitally in Photoshop; just go into Layer, Layer Style, Pattern Overlay, Gooey Droplets, select white as color and then drag and drop as needed.

You can make splatters with Image, Liquify.

kmanrox · 01-30-2002, 09:47 PM

tip from hustler photographers;;;

a facial cleanser called 'Cetaphil' they sell it at any drug store, it is hands down the best fake cum.....

you've been served.....

Rip · 01-30-2002, 10:00 PM

Or they use a spray bottle of "silly string" (you know the stuff that used to catch on fire over the kids birthday cake candles) anyways they hook up a little nozzle (like the wd 40 cans) only longer... the guy holds tight against his dick away from the camera... and when the director yells cumshot, the tech squeezes the nozzle :D It shoots pretty good and thick, and they can do great slow-mo's

kmanrox · 01-30-2002, 10:09 PM

ummm rip, they make semen color silly string?

theWatsonian · 01-30-2002, 10:10 PM

Mayo. Yup, that's what they use.

And you ever wonder how those porn guys shoot so far? CO2 cartridges up the ass. So true it should be on Ripley's.

Lev · 01-30-2002, 10:11 PM

They probably get the cum from sperm banks

Mikey · 01-30-2002, 10:16 PM

Silly String!?! Damn, I could have saved a few bucks and not bought a couple of cans for New Years. I could have just jizzed over everyone!

Cetaphil does the trick.

MrBrian · 01-31-2002, 09:31 AM

a lot of "picture only" content from europoe such as "euroteen" series use fake cum. its pretty obvious in the pictures

Cheshire · 01-31-2002, 09:47 AM

Pina Collada mix

jenmarie · 01-31-2002, 09:55 AM

Another vote for Cetaphil here!

The consistency is close to the same, it shows up well in pics, it's non-irritating and is fragrance-free...

Jenmarie

RedShoe · 01-31-2002, 10:45 AM

Actually, there is a really simple recipie for cum. The recipie I've used is not mayo, or conditioner, or tapioca pudding.

It tastes great, the women actually like it. It's completely edible.

And no it's not for sale.
Muahahahaha

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2002, 10:55 AM

1 word.
Bukkake.

kmanrox · 01-31-2002, 11:04 AM

jenmarie = there aint no votin about it, I got that info from a Hustler photographer =-) It's the Hustler Way =-))

Cetaphil

and it doesnt taste all that bad when u get it in your mouth (yes, i had to try it!!!)

UnseenWorld · 01-31-2002, 12:32 PM

I borrowed some Ivory laundry liquid from a friend recently and commented to her that it looked remarkably like semen. I'm going to keep that stuff in mine if I ever need fake semen. But, since I do pretty girl pictures for the most part, it's not something I'm likely to be using anytime soon.

01-30-2002, 09:19 PM	#1
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	Fake Cumshots? I'm interested to know from photographers and others in the know . . . Is fake cum ever used in photos? What percentage of the time? And what substance(s) are used?

01-30-2002, 09:47 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,282	tip from hustler photographers;;; a facial cleanser called 'Cetaphil' they sell it at any drug store, it is hands down the best fake cum..... you've been served..... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Or they use a spray bottle of "silly string" (you know the stuff that used to catch on fire over the kids birthday cake candles) anyways they hook up a little nozzle (like the wd 40 cans) only longer... the guy holds tight against his dick away from the camera... and when the director yells cumshot, the tech squeezes the nozzle :D It shoots pretty good and thick, and they can do great slow-mo's __________________ ...

01-30-2002, 10:09 PM	#7
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01-30-2002, 10:10 PM	#8
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	Mayo. Yup, that's what they use. And you ever wonder how those porn guys shoot so far? CO2 cartridges up the ass. So true it should be on Ripley's. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

01-30-2002, 09:22 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Oh, absolutely! In fact, MOST of it is fake. What they do is mix up a batch of clam chowder and a bunch of flour and blend it all up real good... then they insert it into the guys units with one of those children's nose snot-sucker things... then all he's gotta do is squeeze it at the right time, and SHAZAM! Instant jizz.

01-30-2002, 09:31 PM	#3
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	Should have known better than to ask a question and expect a real answer. I'm talking about STILL pictures, obviously, not videos.

01-30-2002, 09:31 PM	#4
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Conditioner works best. Or you can do it digitally in Photoshop; just go into Layer, Layer Style, Pattern Overlay, Gooey Droplets, select white as color and then drag and drop as needed. You can make splatters with Image, Liquify.

01-30-2002, 10:11 PM	#9
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	They probably get the cum from sperm banks

01-30-2002, 10:16 PM	#10
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Silly String!?! Damn, I could have saved a few bucks and not bought a couple of cans for New Years. I could have just jizzed over everyone! Cetaphil does the trick.

01-31-2002, 09:31 AM	#11
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	a lot of "picture only" content from europoe such as "euroteen" series use fake cum. its pretty obvious in the pictures __________________ ICQ #971-2561

01-31-2002, 09:47 AM	#12
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Pina Collada mix __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-31-2002, 09:55 AM	#13
jenmarie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 86	Another vote for Cetaphil here! The consistency is close to the same, it shows up well in pics, it's non-irritating and is fragrance-free... Jenmarie

01-31-2002, 10:45 AM	#14
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01-31-2002, 11:04 AM	#16
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,282	jenmarie = there aint no votin about it, I got that info from a Hustler photographer =-) It's the Hustler Way =-)) Cetaphil and it doesnt taste all that bad when u get it in your mouth (yes, i had to try it!!!) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-31-2002, 12:32 PM	#17
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	I borrowed some Ivory laundry liquid from a friend recently and commented to her that it looked remarkably like semen. I'm going to keep that stuff in mine if I ever need fake semen. But, since I do pretty girl pictures for the most part, it's not something I'm likely to be using anytime soon. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.