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RRRED · 05-19-2005, 02:59 PM

This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit.

First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window....

Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this.

Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"...

My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought.

NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc...

I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so...

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 03:03 PM

you think you got problems, what if you were black

dude that old man will be all over your ass by now.

Steve · 05-19-2005, 03:06 PM

fence + big dog = no nosy neighbors

Fresh · 05-19-2005, 03:06 PM

Pop a cap in his old ass!

Harmon · 05-19-2005, 03:07 PM

I'd call the cops and file a harrassment report

RRRED · 05-19-2005, 03:11 PM

Well right now I can actually see him in his recliner looking out the window because I have a few electricians here. It must be driving him crazy to know I'm putting in some new cable and power outlets.

The most exciting shit he's seen in years!!

Gabriel · 05-19-2005, 03:11 PM

Put the fear of God into him.

wdsguy · 05-19-2005, 03:13 PM

Its like the creepy gay old guy from family guy.

pornguy · 05-19-2005, 03:14 PM

Looks like the makings of a movie.

jawanda · 05-19-2005, 03:16 PM

You need to tell him not to come onto your property, ever, or else you will call the cops.

Even though the problem is not centered around him coming onto your property (thankfully) this will scare him off and make him feel like a shameful creepy old man. His shame will drive him indoors.

Also tell your kids to ignore him and come inside if he tries to talk to them.

Sorry wish I had some better advice for ya Rrrred, old annoying neighbors are a horrible thing.

Good luck.

-P

Phoenix · 05-19-2005, 03:16 PM

clean up your garbage ;)

beemk · 05-19-2005, 03:22 PM

my neighbor told me to get rid of my compost pile because they saw it "smoking" and thought it was going to catch on fire. they thought i did it because i was too cheap/lazy to bag it up i think. just tell them to mind their own business.

Sly · 05-19-2005, 03:28 PM

Show him your tits. That'll shut him up.

Gabriel · 05-19-2005, 03:33 PM

Listen to Sly..oh and take pics.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Well right now I can actually see him in his recliner looking out the window because I have a few electricians here. It must be driving him crazy to know I'm putting in some new cable and power outlets.

The most exciting shit he's seen in years!!

go stand at your window buck ass naked with a ozzy osborn t-shirt on.
if that don't make him go to bed nothing will. spray some wip cream across your chest and tickle your nipples with a skull capp on your head. that'll make him leave your ass alone.

better yet, jerk off with clothes pins clambed to your balls, jump up and down and shake you'r balls at the window and yell out. GOD BLESS AMERICA lol

iBanker · 05-19-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

go stand at your window buck ass naked with a ozzy osborn t-shirt on.
if that don't make him go to bed nothing will. spray some wip cream across your chest and tickle your nipples with a skull capp on your head. that'll make him leave your ass alone.

better yet, jerk off with clothes pins clambed to your balls, jump up and down and shake you'r balls at the window and yell out. GOD BLESS AMERICA lol

Obvious you are new here....."she" doesnt have those kind of balls

DateDoc · 05-19-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

go stand at your window buck ass naked with a ozzy osborn t-shirt on.
if that don't make him go to bed nothing will. spray some wip cream across your chest and tickle your nipples with a skull capp on your head. that'll make him leave your ass alone.

better yet, jerk off with clothes pins clambed to your balls, jump up and down and shake you'r balls at the window and yell out. GOD BLESS AMERICA lol

how are u naked and wearing a shirt?

TexasDreams · 05-19-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Well right now I can actually see him in his recliner looking out the window because I have a few electricians here. It must be driving him crazy to know I'm putting in some new cable and power outlets.

The most exciting shit he's seen in years!!

Flash him, maybe that will give the olde bastard a heart attack! Or...

thumbsdepot · 05-19-2005, 03:56 PM

Have you ever watch the eposode of the Simpsons where Bart breaks his leg. He is in his room and he looks through his telescope and sees flanders out in the yard thinking that flanders just murdered his wife, well do something like that.

You and your husband/boyfriend can pretend that you are having a fight, he screams, you run out of the house with ketup on your hands (your neighboro thinks its blood) then you act all nervous in your yard. Then you run back into the house grab an old rug and some of his clothes, throw it in the back of your car and drive off. You can use your imagination from here on...

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 03:59 PM

[QUOTE=TexasDreams]Flash him, maybe that will give the olde bastard a heart attack! Or...

or i can come over there and tell him i'm here to cutt his grass.
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RRRED · 05-19-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thumbsdepot

Have you ever watch the eposode of the Simpsons where Bart breaks his leg. He is in his room and he looks through his telescope and sees flanders out in the yard thinking that flanders just murdered his wife, well do something like that.

You and your husband/boyfriend can pretend that you are having a fight, he screams, you run out of the house with ketup on your hands (your neighboro thinks its blood) then you act all nervous in your yard. Then you run back into the house grab an old rug and some of his clothes, throw it in the back of your car and drive off. You can use your imagination from here on...

Now THAT is hilarious.. I don't have a husband or boyfriend but I gotta do something that I know he'll be watching just so I can make him think I'm weird.

I thought maybe sit out on the front porch with my electric guitar (not plugged in of course) just to see if he'll call the cops or get all worried about it.

BlackGarbageMan, you are probably dead on when you said earlier to thank god I'm not a black man. Unfortunately, there's probably about 5 black people in my whole town. I really don't know why that is, but I know when "I" see a black person I pretty much know they're probably a tourist. LOL... He'd shit a golden brick if he saw your ass with that big ole gun

BTW, why is your face blurred out? Or is that you?

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Now THAT is hilarious.. I don't have a husband or boyfriend but I gotta do something that I know he'll be watching just so I can make him think I'm weird.

I thought maybe sit out on the front porch with my electric guitar (not plugged in of course) just to see if he'll call the cops or get all worried about it.

BlackGarbageMan, you are probably dead on when you said earlier to thank god I'm not a black man. Unfortunately, there's probably about 5 black people in my whole town. I really don't know why that is, but I know when "I" see a black person I pretty much know they're probably a tourist. LOL... He'd shit a golden brick if he saw your ass with that big ole gun

BTW, why is your face blurred out? Or is that you?

my face is blurred because i had to pop a few old men for being pricks.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

how are u naked and wearing a shirt?

come over my house, and i'll show ya:

mahoney · 05-19-2005, 04:15 PM

Your too nice RRRED put this old Fuck in his place now or it
will never stop. "Nip it in the bud" as the old saying goes.

I drew a picture of your neighbor. What do ya think ?
Does it resemble him at all ?

WiredGuy · 05-19-2005, 04:18 PM

I say you play his game. Do the same back to him. When he does his lawn (or hires someone) go up to them and tell them the same thing. When his trash is outside, tell him to move it so he can see and so forth. Also setup a window and leave your binoculars there so it looks like you're watching him right back. Mess with his head

WG

TexasDreams · 05-19-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I thought maybe sit out on the front porch with my electric guitar (not plugged in of course) just to see if he'll call the cops or get all worried about it.

Put on your tightest GFY Spaghetti Top and Thong, hop in the shower and get good and soaking wet, and then casually stroll out to sit on the front porch with the electric guitar!!!

Oh...

AND WE WANT PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

Babaganoosh · 05-19-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

don't have a husband or boyfriend...

How YOU doin'?

Penthouse Tony · 05-19-2005, 05:03 PM

Catapult your trash at his house while lit on fire.

05-19-2005, 05:42 PM

Dealing with a crazy neighbour now myself. Sad part is my house is on 8 acres, and she owns like 50 adjoining acres, and we still can't get along.

She called me up today to tell me she is going to separate our property line with some old tires and some boards painted flourescent orange. Should be a nice view out my porch.

tony286 · 05-19-2005, 05:48 PM

tell the old fucker to mind his own business

pxxx · 05-19-2005, 05:49 PM

My neigbors are not bad at all.

seeric · 05-19-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit.

First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window....

Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this.

Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"...

My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought.

NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc...

I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so...

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

personally, i just went through a similar situation. you should let him know what the fuck, like i did and they will kiss your ass after. the guy i told off is now trying to be my best buddy. he is trying to establish his territory with you. want me to come over and talk to him?

seeric · 05-19-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Put on your tightest GFY Spaghetti Top and Thong, hop in the shower and get good and soaking wet, and then casually stroll out to sit on the front porch with the electric guitar!!!

Oh...

AND WE WANT PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

LOL, you are a genius my friend.

natas · 05-19-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

He'd shit a golden brick if he saw your ass with that big ole gun

BTW, why is your face blurred out? Or is that you?

cyber_ninja · 05-19-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit.

First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window....

Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this.

Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"...

My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought.

NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc...

I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so...

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

i would mow west to east from now on just to be a dick.

khs · 05-19-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cyber_ninja

i would mow west to east from now on just to be a dick.

Fuck that mow fucking crop circles and see how he likes that.

tranza · 05-19-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

And that way your problems would be gone...

RRRED · 05-19-2005, 06:27 PM

I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

TexasDreams · 05-19-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

Make sure that the sign reads...

Open House
FREE BEER!!!

tranza · 05-19-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Make sure that the sign reads...

Open House
FREE BEER!!!

Open House
FREE BEER & STRIPPERS!!!

BlackGarbageMan · 05-19-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

CROSS OUT THE OPEN HOUSE PART, AND WRITE OPEN CRACK HOUSE! with FREE BEER AND STRIPPERS.

WarChild · 05-19-2005, 07:38 PM

Get a couple of guy friends to dress up in businses suits with sunglasses, and roll over in a 4 door sedan. Act all suspicious, come talk to you, you point out the old man's house, and make frantic gestures while the guys in suits take notes and periodically look over at the window he watches you from.

datatank · 05-19-2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit.

First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window....

Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this.

Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"...

My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought.

NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc...

I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so...

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

I was expecting to hear about a kid with an escalade, smoking weed drinking 40's on the porch and blaring his bass.

Spunky · 05-19-2005, 07:43 PM

He's probably just a harmless old man who has nothing to do in his life..probaby losing it a bit ..I would be very grateful if I was able to live that long and still be able to function normally

reynold · 05-19-2005, 08:40 PM

Thanx for that sample man!

Spunky · 05-19-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Thanx for that sample man!

Turn off your bot

pr0 · 05-19-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

you think you got problems, what if you were black

dude that old man will be all over your ass by now.

shut the fuck up

seriously its old

Babaganoosh · 05-19-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Turn off your bot

Thanks for sharing.

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Babagirls · 05-19-2005, 08:47 PM

unless you are doing something illegal, ignore him. stop being so nice LOL
fuck what other people think.

05-19-2005, 02:59 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Great... I got one of those neighborhood snoop dogs! This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit. First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window.... Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this. Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"... My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought. NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc... I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up. So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so... Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR

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jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	You need to tell him not to come onto your property, ever, or else you will call the cops. Even though the problem is not centered around him coming onto your property (thankfully) this will scare him off and make him feel like a shameful creepy old man. His shame will drive him indoors. Also tell your kids to ignore him and come inside if he tries to talk to them. Sorry wish I had some better advice for ya Rrrred, old annoying neighbors are a horrible thing. Good luck. -P

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thumbsdepot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 778	Have you ever watch the eposode of the Simpsons where Bart breaks his leg. He is in his room and he looks through his telescope and sees flanders out in the yard thinking that flanders just murdered his wife, well do something like that. You and your husband/boyfriend can pretend that you are having a fight, he screams, you run out of the house with ketup on your hands (your neighboro thinks its blood) then you act all nervous in your yard. Then you run back into the house grab an old rug and some of his clothes, throw it in the back of your car and drive off. You can use your imagination from here on... __________________ Last edited by thumbsdepot; 05-19-2005 at 03:57 PM..

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	I say you play his game. Do the same back to him. When he does his lawn (or hires someone) go up to them and tell them the same thing. When his trash is outside, tell him to move it so he can see and so forth. Also setup a window and leave your binoculars there so it looks like you're watching him right back. Mess with his head WG __________________ I play with Google.

05-19-2005, 05:03 PM	#28
Penthouse Tony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 5,835	Catapult your trash at his house while lit on fire. __________________ aamos AT FFN dot com Penthouse.com Business Development ICQ: 49090846 \| Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

05-19-2005, 05:42 PM	#29
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Dealing with a crazy neighbour now myself. Sad part is my house is on 8 acres, and she owns like 50 adjoining acres, and we still can't get along. She called me up today to tell me she is going to separate our property line with some old tires and some boards painted flourescent orange. Should be a nice view out my porch.

05-19-2005, 05:48 PM	#30
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	tell the old fucker to mind his own business

05-19-2005, 05:49 PM	#31
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	My neigbors are not bad at all.

05-19-2005, 06:27 PM	#38
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I just thought of something innocent.. I could put an open house sign in his yard and down the street with some arrows and his address really early in the morning. I was gonna do that to shok once. I could get an ad in the paper too.

05-19-2005, 07:38 PM	#43
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Get a couple of guy friends to dress up in businses suits with sunglasses, and roll over in a 4 door sedan. Act all suspicious, come talk to you, you point out the old man's house, and make frantic gestures while the guys in suits take notes and periodically look over at the window he watches you from. __________________ .

05-19-2005, 07:43 PM	#45
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	He's probably just a harmless old man who has nothing to do in his life..probaby losing it a bit ..I would be very grateful if I was able to live that long and still be able to function normally __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-19-2005, 08:40 PM	#46
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Thanx for that sample man!

05-19-2005, 08:47 PM	#50
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	unless you are doing something illegal, ignore him. stop being so nice LOL fuck what other people think. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500