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05-24-2005, 01:01 PM
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Funny joke to play on ex-girlfriend
My friend marked "I AM A SLUT" on his ex-girlfriend with a UV marking pen. She went down town dancing and the UV lights in the club made it appear. We could not stop laughing.... She couldn't figure it out or wash it off in the bathroom.
Wish I had my digital camera... OWNED! Would have been appropriate.
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05-24-2005, 01:05 PM
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how the fuck did he mark it on her without her knowing?
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05-24-2005, 01:06 PM
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OMG
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05-24-2005, 01:07 PM
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05-24-2005, 01:11 PM
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05-24-2005, 01:14 PM
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She broke up with him to "explore other options". Which really didn't break his heart cause they were not 100% committed to each other.
The night before she was a sleep at a friends house on her couch. He made his strike then, knowing we were going out to the clubs on Saturday together. We just sat back and waited wondering if it would work or fade/washout. When we went inside the first club and it appeared we could not hold back and just lost it.
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05-24-2005, 01:18 PM
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I don't think a lot of people down here could come that close their ex's face to mark them like that lol
apart from that it sounds nice...  |
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05-24-2005, 01:26 PM
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05-24-2005, 01:26 PM
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Girlfriend maybe the wrong way to describe their relationship.
1. Friends 2. Friends w/benifits 3. Always fucking blowing off others to fuck etc.. 4. Got tired of fucking each other. 5. He enjoyed the "sure thing" but she felt the need to end fucking. 6. Told everyone he couldn't get over her to save face with her friends. 7. Started to make up stories to appear as if she was innocent. 8. Turned into super bitch when we went out (a lot of common friends) 9. He heard these stories and got revenge on Saturday. As of Saturday night we haven't heard from them... lol
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05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
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Nice Idea, will definitely give it a try..
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05-24-2005, 01:34 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-24-2005, 01:35 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Sounds like BS to me. I'm sure she really would let him write on her too.
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05-25-2005, 01:46 AM
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05-25-2005, 02:01 AM
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that is so funny, good job
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05-25-2005, 02:12 AM
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I can change this!!!!!
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wow thats fucked up and well a little funny
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05-25-2005, 02:36 AM
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This story is bs. Are you telling me the girl didnt shower before she went out?
And those pens leave a faint yellow mark. Edit. And what about makeup? |
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05-25-2005, 04:37 AM
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05-25-2005, 04:43 AM
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I still donīt see why she is a slut? Because he didnīt break it up first? Maybe she didnīt act all that nice, but IMO then heīs just mad because he didnīt have the balls to end it. How childish to start writing things like that on her.
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