IDIOTS ! Cop Breaks Up Drug Deal Next to Squad Car - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 05-24-2005, 02:59 PM

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Cop Breaks Up Drug Deal Next to Squad Car
Updated: Tuesday, May. 24, 2005 - 4:09 PM

ELKHART, Ind. (AP) - Police Cpl. Mike Swygart said he did not believe it at first when someone told him two men were making a drug deal next to his patrol car. Swygart said he was on a break having a cup of coffee Friday night when a person told him what was going on outside.

"I laughed because I thought no one would be so foolish as to handle illegal drugs next to a police car," Swygart wrote in his report. "He looked at me and told me that he was not joking."

Swygart walked outside and spotted two men in a car parked next to the squad car, holding what appeared to be bags of marijuana.

"I opened the passenger side door and shouted, 'Police, don't move!' Both suspects dropped the baggies and let them fall on the front seat," he said.

Officers detained the two men and reported seizing two small bags of marijuana as well as some drug paraphernalia and pills.

RAM · 05-24-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

There more on it here
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=471428

good times · 05-24-2005, 03:01 PM

hahaha thats funny

Relish XXX · 05-24-2005, 03:01 PM

The police should have joined in the deal and sold them some of the stash that they had taken from other dealers.

Downtime · 05-24-2005, 03:05 PM

you think you've heard it all until someone lowers the bar even more

SykkBoy · 05-24-2005, 03:06 PM

why do you think they call it dope?
;-)

strats · 05-24-2005, 03:40 PM

If they are that stupid

pr0 · 05-24-2005, 03:42 PM

Maybe because pots not a drug,...its a herbal medicine?

Its not like they were slangin crack

QuaWee · 05-24-2005, 03:44 PM

they must of been on drugs

Basic_man · 05-24-2005, 03:44 PM

Some people are just dumbass..

xclusive · 05-24-2005, 03:45 PM

lol I love stupid people

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reynold · 05-24-2005, 09:10 PM

Glad, he left his coffee and responded immediately!

Spunky · 05-24-2005, 09:12 PM

Stupid criminal of the day award for sure

Wiggles · 05-24-2005, 09:20 PM

maybe they thought noone was stupid enough to do it and they wouldn't get caught.

Vitasoy · 05-24-2005, 10:41 PM

haha that just made my day.

College Downtime · 05-24-2005, 10:42 PM

that is some funny shit i needed a good laugh thanks man

BuggyG · 05-25-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

The police should have joined in the deal and sold them some of the stash that they had taken from other dealers.

heheh well what makes ya think it was only 2 baggies?!?!?!

Pipecrew · 05-25-2005, 08:03 AM

Ironic that the cop STILL did not know what was going on and had to be told. That is the scary part.

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