FACT: When you order a HOOKER you should assume she does BLOWJOBS without a condom.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Mike A · 05-26-2005, 11:31 AM

After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today.
She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow".

And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom.

So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that.

And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer.

NaughtyRob · 05-26-2005, 11:32 AM

Ummm.. ok

LauraLee · 05-26-2005, 11:33 AM

12345678

Screaming · 05-26-2005, 11:33 AM

umm ok ?

RuthB · 05-26-2005, 11:39 AM

doncha just love surfers

CDSmith · 05-26-2005, 11:46 AM

Mike A: 0wn3d at birth.

TheLegacy · 05-26-2005, 11:48 AM

wow.. I bet you think all the men here are really impressed with your ghetto attitude and the women really want to serve such a big macho .. knows what he wants.. kind of guy.

its always the ones trying to prove they arent gay.. that usually are.

Judas_Hansen · 05-26-2005, 11:50 AM

whos fake nick is this ?

polish_aristocrat · 05-26-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas_Hansen

whos fake nick is this ?

hm.... and who usually starts threads by saying "FACT"?

gfyalso · 05-26-2005, 12:21 PM

she dont get on her knees without kneepads either i bet

BuggyG · 05-26-2005, 01:46 PM

hmmmm... there goes 2secs of my life i'll never get back

CJTraffic · 05-26-2005, 01:48 PM

You know, as a former escort agency owner...I'd say you should've gotten your ass kicked by her driver about..mmm...16 seconds after you said that.

If you'd actually had the cajones to ever say that...you fucking chucklehead.

Judas_Hansen · 05-26-2005, 01:49 PM

Ill bet you $fiddy its Dork-Jedi

Dalai lama · 05-26-2005, 01:51 PM

In holland we need to pay ?25 or ?35 extra without the condom ''so i've heard''

Fucksakes · 05-26-2005, 01:51 PM

dirty old fuck.

polish_aristocrat · 05-26-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

In holland we need to pay ?25 or ?35 extra without the condom ''so i've heard''

that's why you're going to the philipines ;)

CDSmith · 05-26-2005, 01:53 PM

I'd bet tonight's bedtime snack that this is one of Dork Jedi's fake nicks.

So transparent. :D

Nightwind · 05-26-2005, 01:54 PM

You sir are one dumb fuck.

SleazyDream · 05-26-2005, 02:00 PM

joke or not - that's not funny.

it bothers me when people treat hookers as less than human.

they have human rights
they have right to protect themselves and be safe.
if one wants to take a risk and blow you bare - THANK HER - it's not a right.
She's doing You a big favor. be grateful

if you mistreat hookers then what's to stop you from mistreating a girlfriend or spouse or any woman for that matter?

jesus prefered to spend time with hookers and tax collectors - why - they're often (not always but sometimes) way better people on the inside than those that think they are rightous.

CDSmith · 05-26-2005, 02:06 PM

Bugbee · 05-26-2005, 02:08 PM

your little pee pee is going to fall off if you let hookers suck it w/o a condom

Mike A · 05-26-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

does your fat wife still put out, loser?

Dalai lama · 05-26-2005, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

that's why you're going to the philipines ;)

wrong!

try again

loverboy · 05-26-2005, 03:59 PM

i hate retards

MaDalton · 05-26-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

wrong!

try again

thailand???

FilthyRob · 05-26-2005, 04:19 PM

rough customer

NoCarrier · 05-26-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike A

After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today.
She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow".

And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom.

So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that.

And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer.

Welcome back nofx

flashfire · 05-26-2005, 04:38 PM

thanx for wasting my time

wjxxx · 05-26-2005, 04:40 PM

crack is bad for you

College Downtime · 05-26-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

dirty old fuck.

lmao tell him how it is

Mike Okitch · 05-26-2005, 04:46 PM

Mike A, either you never hired a hooker in your life or you hired the ugliest skanky ho's there is.

Now STFU

Lev · 05-26-2005, 05:19 PM

do you know there is still a small chance you can get HIV from oral sex without a condom, or a big chance of getting herpes

latinasojourn · 05-26-2005, 05:21 PM

and you can also assume that if she will go sans condom for a stranger she is probably diseased and knows it.

guschi2k · 05-26-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike A

After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today.
She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow".

And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom.

So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that.

And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer.

you're one sick mofu

pornguy · 05-26-2005, 05:37 PM

I must say, that you are a man above men.

sniperwolf · 05-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG

hmmmm... there goes 2secs of my life i'll never get back

Mike A · 05-27-2005, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Mike A, either you never hired a hooker in your life or you hired the ugliest skanky ho's there is.

Now STFU

lick my asshole, loser

Lester · 05-27-2005, 06:22 AM

Read what some escorts really say about stuff.......
Some of its actually interesting LOL

www.escortblogs.net

my fav.... Tabitha LOL

and yes, most of em' will want to cover your pecker
before they wanna touch it

DutchTeenCash · 05-27-2005, 06:55 AM

banned and back in a sec sigh

zzgundamnzz · 05-27-2005, 07:00 AM

Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the DARKJEDI. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom and security to my new Empire.

Mike A · 05-27-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

banned and back in a sec sigh

at least I am not banned from your girlfriend's bedroom, loser

05-26-2005, 11:31 AM	#1
Mike A Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 82	FACT: When you order a HOOKER you should assume she does BLOWJOBS without a condom.. After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today. She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow". And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom. So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that. And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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