16 year old girls suck at poetry - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 03:40 PM

It's true

Meta Ridley · 06-13-2005, 03:41 PM

Poetry sucks anyway.

polish_aristocrat · 06-13-2005, 03:41 PM

16 year old girls suck

Meta Ridley · 06-13-2005, 03:42 PM

Here's a poem I wrote:

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Poetry sucks my balls.

After Shock Media · 06-13-2005, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

16 year old girls suck

So I have heard, but alas they started doing this after I turned 18.

eamedia · 06-13-2005, 03:43 PM

this thread is useless without pics

Downtime · 06-13-2005, 03:43 PM

so i guess i should sell this domain i just bought?

www.16yearoldgirlsareawesomepoets.com

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meta Ridley

Poetry sucks anyway.

It doesn't.

A Song - Joseph Brodsky

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish you sat on the sofa
and I sat near.
The handkerchief could be yours,
the tear could be mine, chin bound.
Though it could be, of course,
the other way around.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish we were in my car,
and you'd shift the gear.
We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
on an unknown shore.
Or else we'd repair
to where we've been before.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish I knew no astronomy
when stars appear,
when the moon skims the water
that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
I wish it were still a quarter
to dial your number.

I wish you were here, dear,
in this hemisphere,
as I sit on the porch
sipping a beer.
It's evening; the sun is setting,
boys shout and gulls are crying.
What's the point of forgetting
if it's followed by dying?

nofx · 06-13-2005, 03:44 PM

thats why you punch them in the face and tell them to shine your boots

Scott McD · 06-13-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

It doesn't.

A Song - Joseph Brodsky

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish you sat on the sofa
and I sat near.
The handkerchief could be yours,
the tear could be mine, chin bound.
Though it could be, of course,
the other way around.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish we were in my car,
and you'd shift the gear.
We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
on an unknown shore.
Or else we'd repair
to where we've been before.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish I knew no astronomy
when stars appear,
when the moon skims the water
that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
I wish it were still a quarter
to dial your number.

I wish you were here, dear,
in this hemisphere,
as I sit on the porch
sipping a beer.
It's evening; the sun is setting,
boys shout and gulls are crying.
What's the point of forgetting
if it's followed by dying?

Yeah that sucks balls...

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Yeah that sucks balls...

He's a Nobel Prize winner, and you're nobody. Therefore, your opinion does not count.

BradM · 06-13-2005, 03:50 PM

FUCK poetry. It's a bunch of shit. They need to stop making kids read that crap.

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 03:55 PM

For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

sniperwolf · 06-13-2005, 04:43 PM

But of course we all know that songs..(lyrics) are products of poetry... so not bad at all..

Scott McD · 06-13-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

Now go wank over some poems...

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

Now go wank over some poems...

Frustrated about being a retard who will never understand anything more than the simplest and most trite things in life? Don't worry, the world needs simple workers like you, too.

Now off with you. Go watch Big Brother or whatever it is they feed the simple minded these days.

cambaby · 06-13-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cambaby

Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?

Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.

JamesK2 · 06-13-2005, 05:12 PM

I don't like poetry. No need for disrespecting it though.

JamesK2 · 06-13-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.

Ignore those kids. If you'd see them in real life, I'm pretty sure they'd lick your balls.

Internet tough guys

taibo · 06-13-2005, 06:20 PM

if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

It just seems better at the moment.

nico-t · 06-13-2005, 06:30 PM

poetry is useless and gay

adonthenet · 06-13-2005, 06:36 PM

its sucks anyway

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

poetry is useless and gay

Many would say the same about you.

cool1 · 06-13-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

Not always true.
I find I write better poetry when I am straight, to bad it doesn't happen to often

kaylacruz · 06-13-2005, 07:44 PM

hmm interesting comment... poetry is about deep feelings etc and life experience dont know how much a 16y/o would have..

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