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Loryn · 06-15-2005, 11:41 AM

I was sent this riddle through e-mail, do you guys know what is it?

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

StickyGreen · 06-15-2005, 11:46 AM

"Gry" is a word, dont know if that counts lol...

atom · 06-15-2005, 11:47 AM

damn it!

decrypted · 06-15-2005, 11:47 AM

is the answer "agree"?

HarrytheNazi · 06-15-2005, 11:49 AM

language

NetRodent · 06-15-2005, 11:49 AM

This is a lame riddle.

There's an old english word "gry" which supposedly was a small unit measure and/or the noise a pig makes.

There's also "aggry" which is a type of prehistoric bead.

However, this isn't a riddle so much as it is a word game. I know the answer so I won't spoil it (atleast for now) but I will say that the whole thing about there being three words is somewhat misleading.

decrypted · 06-15-2005, 11:49 AM

no
the answer is three.
the third word of the sentense
right?

decrypted · 06-15-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blerche

language

if ug onna cheat wiht google
at least cheat right...

axelcat · 06-15-2005, 11:50 AM

aggry is the only thing I found

HarrytheNazi · 06-15-2005, 11:52 AM

The answer can also be energy.
The question asks for a word ending with the three letters g-r-y, but does not stipulate that they must be in that order.

language is still my final answer.

MandyBlake · 06-15-2005, 11:52 AM

the answer is say.

MattO · 06-15-2005, 11:53 AM

affect-hungry fire-angry MacLoingry Seagry
aggry Gagry mad-angry self-angry
Agry girl-hungry mad-hungry selfe-angry
ahungry gonagry magry sensation-hungry
air-hungry gry malgry sex-angry
anhungry haegry man-hungry sex-hungry
Badagry half-angry managry Shchigry
Ballingry hangry mannagry shiggry
begry heart-angry Margry Shtchigry
bewgry heart-hungry maugry sight-hungry
boroughmongry higry pigry mawgry skugry
bowgry hogry meagry Sygry
braggry hogrymogry meat-hungry Tangry
Bugry hongry menagry Tchangry
Chockpugry hound-hungry messagry Tchigry
Cogry houngry music-hungry tear-angry
cony-gry huggrymuggry nangry th'angry
conyngry hund-hungry overangry tike-hungry
cottagry Hungry Bungry Pelegry Tingry
Croftangry hwngry Pingry toggry
diamond-hungry iggry Podagry ulgry
dog-hungry Jagry Pongry unangry
dogge-hungry job-hungry pottingry vergry
Dshagry kaingry power-hungry Vigry
Dzagry land-hungry profit-hungry vngry
eard-hungry Langry puggry war-hungry
Echanuggry leather-hungry pugry Wigry
Egry ledderhungry red-angry wind-hungry
euer-angry life-hungry rungry yeard-hungry
ever-angry Lisnagry scavengry yird-hungry
fenegry losengry Schtschigry Ymagry

Myst · 06-15-2005, 11:54 AM

http://www.onelook.com/?loc=rz4&w=*gry&scwo=1&sswo=1

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StuartD · 06-15-2005, 11:54 AM

1. Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in "the English language." What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The answer is language.
It is the third word of "the English language". The question needs to be spoken, otherwise the quotation marks give away the trick. This version apparently originated in 1996.

2. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words in the English language that end in "-gry". "What" is the third word. The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The answer is what.
The question states that "what" is the third word, then it asks for the third word. Again this version needs to be spoken to be effective.

3. There are three words in English that end in "gree." The first two are "angry" and "hungry," and if you've listened closely you'll agree that I've told you the third one.

The answer is agree.
It is a phonetic version of the riddle, asking for words that end in the sound "gree," but tricks people into thinking about the letters g-r-y by giving the two examples.

4. There are three words in the English language that end in the letters g-r-y. Two are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses it every day. What is the third word?

The answer is energy.
The question asks for a word ending with the three letters g-r-y, but does not stipulate that they must be in that order.

5. There are at least three words in the English language that end in g or y. One of them is "hungry," and another one is "angry." There is a third word, a short one, which you probably say every day. If you are listening carefully to everything I say, you just heard me say it three times. What is it?

The answer is say.
The question must be said in such a way that the word "or" sounds like the letter "r". Once more, to be effective it is crucial that this version is spoken rather than printed. This version is first known to have appeared in 1997.

6. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." Two words that end in "-gry" are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses them every day. If you listened very carefully, I have already stated to you what the third word is. What are the three words that solve this riddle?

The answer is I am hungry.
The question asks for three words that end in "-gry", but does not say that they each must end in "-gry."

7. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." One is "angry" and the other is "hungry." Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them every day. And if you listened carefully I've given you the third word, what is it?

The answer is three.
It is the third word in the question, and the rest of the question is irrelevant: a red herring designed to put the solver off.

8. There are only three words in the English language, all adjectives, which end in "-gry." Two are "angry" and "hungry"; the third word describes the state of the world today. What is it?

This is the (presumed) original version of the puzzle from 1975. The possible answers (if obsolete words, names, and hyphenated compounds of "angry" and "hungry" are allowed) are plentiful. Most of the 124 listed below were in the 1933 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and all have appeared in some major dictionary of English:

affect-hungry fire-angry MacLoingry Seagry
aggry Gagry mad-angry self-angry
Agry girl-hungry mad-hungry selfe-angry
ahungry gonagry magry sensation-hungry
air-hungry gry malgry sex-angry
anhungry haegry man-hungry sex-hungry
Badagry half-angry managry Shchigry
Ballingry hangry mannagry shiggry
begry heart-angry Margry Shtchigry
bewgry heart-hungry maugry sight-hungry
boroughmongry higry pigry mawgry skugry
bowgry hogry meagry Sygry
braggry hogrymogry meat-hungry Tangry
Bugry hongry menagry Tchangry
Chockpugry hound-hungry messagry Tchigry
Cogry houngry music-hungry tear-angry
cony-gry huggrymuggry nangry th'angry
conyngry hund-hungry overangry tike-hungry
cottagry Hungry Bungry Pelegry Tingry
Croftangry hwngry Pingry toggry
diamond-hungry iggry Podagry ulgry
dog-hungry Jagry Pongry unangry
dogge-hungry job-hungry pottingry vergry
Dshagry kaingry power-hungry Vigry
Dzagry land-hungry profit-hungry vngry
eard-hungry Langry puggry war-hungry
Echanuggry leather-hungry pugry Wigry
Egry ledderhungry red-angry wind-hungry
euer-angry life-hungry rungry yeard-hungry
ever-angry Lisnagry scavengry yird-hungry
fenegry losengry Schtschigry Ymagry

MattO · 06-15-2005, 11:54 AM

Actually the answer is "Three"

MandyBlake · 06-15-2005, 11:57 AM

i still say i'm right! lol

Loryn · 06-15-2005, 11:59 AM

I thought the answer would be.............. I am hungry.

Helix · 06-15-2005, 12:03 PM

language
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=*gry

LittleSassy · 06-15-2005, 12:08 PM

okay, my brains already exploded anyway...got headache before i read this..

Terry · 06-15-2005, 12:08 PM

ahhh yes now I remember this one.

Scott McD · 06-15-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

Actually the answer is "Three"

Why ??????

GiantGnome · 06-15-2005, 01:38 PM

my head hurts now....

DateDoc · 06-15-2005, 02:03 PM

Here you go.........http://www.word-detective.com/gry.html

Kevsh · 06-15-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I was sent this riddle through e-mail, do you guys know what is it?

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

Okay, i didn't scan the other answers (didn't want to spoil it!) but my "red flag" went off when you said "One is angry and the other is hungry" -- that's only 2 words, when just before you said there are 3 words.

taibo · 06-15-2005, 02:19 PM

stupid riddle.. even a more stupid explanation after seeing the website

canplayer · 06-15-2005, 02:38 PM

ok so I guess my answer of Pie Squared is wrong.

tranza · 06-15-2005, 02:44 PM

What's the answer?

sickkittens · 06-15-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

stupid riddle.. even a more stupid explanation after seeing the website

What he said. But since Loryn posted this, it's ok.

tranza · 06-15-2005, 02:45 PM

Lol... Now I get it.... Hungry!

UniversalPass Pete · 06-15-2005, 02:54 PM

I got aroused trying to figure that one out!

so hungry is the 1st and 3rd word?

Rinaldo · 06-15-2005, 03:01 PM

Ham and eggs is my answer

riddler · 06-15-2005, 03:51 PM

http://www.snopes.com/language/puzzlers/gry.asp

Scott McD · 06-15-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

What's the answer?

Language...

riddler · 06-15-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Language...

there is no answer, its utter bullshit unless you are a linguist that speaks old English then there is no real answer.

GatorB · 06-15-2005, 04:03 PM

That riddle was gay and poorly contrived.

dirtydesignz · 06-15-2005, 04:09 PM

the english LANGUAGE

Language being the third word

Pornopat · 06-15-2005, 04:26 PM

I disagry.

tungsten · 06-15-2005, 04:30 PM

i hate riddles

Loryn · 06-15-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

stupid riddle.. even a more stupid explanation after seeing the website

I didn't freakin write the thing, I got it in my e-mail and thought I would see what GFY thinks!

riddler · 06-15-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

I disagry.

huh what? come again? disagree?

06-15-2005, 11:41 AM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	A Riddle That'll Kill Your Brain! I was sent this riddle through e-mail, do you guys know what is it? This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry? __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	affect-hungry fire-angry MacLoingry Seagry aggry Gagry mad-angry self-angry Agry girl-hungry mad-hungry selfe-angry ahungry gonagry magry sensation-hungry air-hungry gry malgry sex-angry anhungry haegry man-hungry sex-hungry Badagry half-angry managry Shchigry Ballingry hangry mannagry shiggry begry heart-angry Margry Shtchigry bewgry heart-hungry maugry sight-hungry boroughmongry higry pigry mawgry skugry bowgry hogry meagry Sygry braggry hogrymogry meat-hungry Tangry Bugry hongry menagry Tchangry Chockpugry hound-hungry messagry Tchigry Cogry houngry music-hungry tear-angry cony-gry huggrymuggry nangry th'angry conyngry hund-hungry overangry tike-hungry cottagry Hungry Bungry Pelegry Tingry Croftangry hwngry Pingry toggry diamond-hungry iggry Podagry ulgry dog-hungry Jagry Pongry unangry dogge-hungry job-hungry pottingry vergry Dshagry kaingry power-hungry Vigry Dzagry land-hungry profit-hungry vngry eard-hungry Langry puggry war-hungry Echanuggry leather-hungry pugry Wigry Egry ledderhungry red-angry wind-hungry euer-angry life-hungry rungry yeard-hungry ever-angry Lisnagry scavengry yird-hungry fenegry losengry Schtschigry Ymagry __________________

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StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	1. Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in "the English language." What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. The answer is language. It is the third word of "the English language". The question needs to be spoken, otherwise the quotation marks give away the trick. This version apparently originated in 1996. 2. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words in the English language that end in "-gry". "What" is the third word. The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. The answer is what. The question states that "what" is the third word, then it asks for the third word. Again this version needs to be spoken to be effective. 3. There are three words in English that end in "gree." The first two are "angry" and "hungry," and if you've listened closely you'll agree that I've told you the third one. The answer is agree. It is a phonetic version of the riddle, asking for words that end in the sound "gree," but tricks people into thinking about the letters g-r-y by giving the two examples. 4. There are three words in the English language that end in the letters g-r-y. Two are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses it every day. What is the third word? The answer is energy. The question asks for a word ending with the three letters g-r-y, but does not stipulate that they must be in that order. 5. There are at least three words in the English language that end in g or y. One of them is "hungry," and another one is "angry." There is a third word, a short one, which you probably say every day. If you are listening carefully to everything I say, you just heard me say it three times. What is it? The answer is say. The question must be said in such a way that the word "or" sounds like the letter "r". Once more, to be effective it is crucial that this version is spoken rather than printed. This version is first known to have appeared in 1997. 6. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." Two words that end in "-gry" are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses them every day. If you listened very carefully, I have already stated to you what the third word is. What are the three words that solve this riddle? The answer is I am hungry. The question asks for three words that end in "-gry", but does not say that they each must end in "-gry." 7. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." One is "angry" and the other is "hungry." Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them every day. And if you listened carefully I've given you the third word, what is it? The answer is three. It is the third word in the question, and the rest of the question is irrelevant: a red herring designed to put the solver off. 8. There are only three words in the English language, all adjectives, which end in "-gry." Two are "angry" and "hungry"; the third word describes the state of the world today. What is it? This is the (presumed) original version of the puzzle from 1975. The possible answers (if obsolete words, names, and hyphenated compounds of "angry" and "hungry" are allowed) are plentiful. Most of the 124 listed below were in the 1933 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and all have appeared in some major dictionary of English: affect-hungry fire-angry MacLoingry Seagry aggry Gagry mad-angry self-angry Agry girl-hungry mad-hungry selfe-angry ahungry gonagry magry sensation-hungry air-hungry gry malgry sex-angry anhungry haegry man-hungry sex-hungry Badagry half-angry managry Shchigry Ballingry hangry mannagry shiggry begry heart-angry Margry Shtchigry bewgry heart-hungry maugry sight-hungry boroughmongry higry pigry mawgry skugry bowgry hogry meagry Sygry braggry hogrymogry meat-hungry Tangry Bugry hongry menagry Tchangry Chockpugry hound-hungry messagry Tchigry Cogry houngry music-hungry tear-angry cony-gry huggrymuggry nangry th'angry conyngry hund-hungry overangry tike-hungry cottagry Hungry Bungry Pelegry Tingry Croftangry hwngry Pingry toggry diamond-hungry iggry Podagry ulgry dog-hungry Jagry Pongry unangry dogge-hungry job-hungry pottingry vergry Dshagry kaingry power-hungry Vigry Dzagry land-hungry profit-hungry vngry eard-hungry Langry puggry war-hungry Echanuggry leather-hungry pugry Wigry Egry ledderhungry red-angry wind-hungry euer-angry life-hungry rungry yeard-hungry ever-angry Lisnagry scavengry yird-hungry fenegry losengry Schtschigry Ymagry __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

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06-15-2005, 02:19 PM	#26
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