DarkJedi

When I was a little boy my father often used to tell me: "DJ, when you come of age be sure not to be seen out in public carrying anything. And if you absolutely must carry something atleast make sure it's not a bag".

I did not understand what that meant then but when I grew up I made sure I always obeyd this unwritten rule. Just in case.

And I'm glad I did. Because now when I'm a little bit older and wiser it makes perfect sense. You see, a man was put on Earth to roam free of all restrictions. Carrying a bag would mean restriction. All a man should ever carry outside is his accountability. It's the greatest burden a human could carry. It's women and children who should do carrying bags and items.

Whenever I leave the premises I make sure I don't have to carry anything. And if I absolutely must I make sure it fits in my palm. In the worst case it should fit under my shoulder, like a rolled newspaper.

I am absolutely baffled to see men outside carrying all sorts of stuff, especially bags. I always think either they were not raised properly or there is something wrong with them. A man carrying a bag is the ultimate sign of ownage, a truer sign of beta just could not be found.

So the next time you leave the building do yourself a favor and leave the baggie thing to women, children, hobos and metrosexuals.

High Plains Drifter

haha until I can fit a laptop in my back pocket, I think I'll have to be a little bitch with the women and children.

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Thrawn$

yep

leave bags for fags

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