SEO Tip #9 n/c - GoFuckYourself.com

2HousePlague · 12-26-2005, 10:16 AM

This is a funny one.

I've been suggesting to you that SEO is very much like "courting" the spider, and how that then begins to assume the dimensions of a relationship.

Relationships -- we ALL have them, and some with beings who thrall in making their desires unknowable to those who may satisfy them.

The father too aloof, too official, too wrapped up in his work, who never notices that it his very demeanor that keeps the poor child away, and not her will. If only once he but looked her in the eye, she would run to him, and they would both be hugged.

The beautiful woman, shrivelled under the heat lamps of men's desire. Thinking all attention greedy lust she wears a sardonic grimace on her face, quite hideous in effect. "There is a man there", I sometimes want to shout to her, but I never do. She'll either see him loving her from where she's never let him past, or she won't.

Assumptions are poison. Yet we seem to make the wildest ones about the most important things.

It was only after I made the Spider a whore that she truly began to do my bidding.

2hp

Chris · 12-26-2005, 10:18 AM

jesus christ your post give me a fucking headache

YOU TRY WAYYYYY TO DAMN HARD HOMIE

candyflip · 12-26-2005, 10:19 AM

Please pass me some of whatever it is you're smoking.

So long as it's not crack.

Basic_man · 12-26-2005, 10:23 AM

SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D

2HousePlague · 12-26-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D

Which half did you understand?

CamRabbit · 12-26-2005, 10:53 AM

is this the Lawrence Connor guy?

martinsc · 12-26-2005, 10:54 AM

damn, what are you on?

Ace-wtf · 12-26-2005, 11:27 AM

turn your spider into a whore

INever · 12-26-2005, 12:57 PM

Fuck yeah. I'll have some of that. Fuck the spider whore bitch mistress. Fuck her hard so she twitches! Then maybe cuddle up softly with loveable sweet content in the morning. And remember some time to flash some cash.

12-26-2005, 10:16 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	SEO Tip #9 n/c This is a funny one. I've been suggesting to you that SEO is very much like "courting" the spider, and how that then begins to assume the dimensions of a relationship. Relationships -- we ALL have them, and some with beings who thrall in making their desires unknowable to those who may satisfy them. The father too aloof, too official, too wrapped up in his work, who never notices that it his very demeanor that keeps the poor child away, and not her will. If only once he but looked her in the eye, she would run to him, and they would both be hugged. The beautiful woman, shrivelled under the heat lamps of men's desire. Thinking all attention greedy lust she wears a sardonic grimace on her face, quite hideous in effect. "There is a man there", I sometimes want to shout to her, but I never do. She'll either see him loving her from where she's never let him past, or she won't. Assumptions are poison. Yet we seem to make the wildest ones about the most important things. It was only after I made the Spider a whore that she truly began to do my bidding. 2hp __________________ tada!

12-26-2005, 10:18 AM	#2
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12-26-2005, 10:19 AM	#3
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12-26-2005, 12:57 PM	#9
INever Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: .......in a niche, in orbit...... Posts: 3,590	Fuck yeah. I'll have some of that. Fuck the spider whore bitch mistress. Fuck her hard so she twitches! Then maybe cuddle up softly with loveable sweet content in the morning. And remember some time to flash some cash. __________________ I love Camdough Last edited by INever; 12-26-2005 at 12:58 PM..