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TurboAngel · 09-13-2006, 10:30 AM

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have
kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."

Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to
go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find
the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had
instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot
believe that one blonde would do this to another."

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-13-2006, 10:32 AM

lmfao.....

AssPirate · 09-13-2006, 10:43 AM

rofl omg

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mikeet · 09-13-2006, 10:44 AM

omg

i love blondes

Vitasoy · 09-13-2006, 01:40 PM

That gave me a chuckle

reynold · 09-13-2006, 07:19 PM

Fuck, I thought I already had the punchline!

Spunky · 09-13-2006, 07:24 PM

Heh heh..that was kinda funny

thricer · 09-13-2006, 07:26 PM

AHAHAHA, good one

shake · 09-13-2006, 07:27 PM

NIce one

woj · 09-13-2006, 07:36 PM

tranza · 09-13-2006, 07:48 PM

Lol, cute.

sniperwolf · 09-13-2006, 07:58 PM

oh shit that got me rofll...hahahahaha

rodney25 · 09-14-2006, 12:58 AM

Worth sharing! Thanks!

MyNameIsNobody · 09-14-2006, 01:15 AM

Q: what's the difference between your blonde girl friend and your ferarri?

A:You don't let your friends drive the ferarri!

MattOT · 09-14-2006, 01:25 AM

hehehehehe nice one!!!

Dirty Dane · 09-14-2006, 02:57 AM

msan · 09-14-2006, 03:21 AM

Hahaha hilarious!

en21 · 09-14-2006, 03:32 AM

good one :-)

dakota1358 · 09-14-2006, 03:34 AM

Thats a good one

Klen · 09-14-2006, 03:36 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny.

michel · 09-14-2006, 03:45 AM

I don't get it

TurboAngel · 09-14-2006, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

I don't get it

free4porn · 09-14-2006, 09:24 AM

nice one lol

J. Falcon · 09-14-2006, 10:16 AM

hahahaha!!

BluewireAngie · 09-14-2006, 11:36 AM

I love Blonde jokes!

fhgmaster · 09-14-2006, 11:59 AM

hehe... nice one

Miss Nancy · 09-14-2006, 12:01 PM

too cute turboangel

michel · 09-14-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Ace_luffy · 09-14-2006, 01:21 PM

NinjaSteve · 09-14-2006, 05:12 PM

i love blondes! hehe

KustomKowgurl · 09-14-2006, 05:28 PM

Gotta love the blonde jokes!

buck naked · 09-14-2006, 06:27 PM

A classic of the blond joke genre

Sergio_AVAcash · 09-15-2006, 01:54 AM

This shit is always funny for me! LOL

PussyTeenies · 09-15-2006, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

I don't get it

kom op man :D

hehehehe

michel · 09-15-2006, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyTeenies

kom op man :D

hehehehe

grapje natuurlijk

philipvs · 09-15-2006, 03:49 AM

loool great

TurboAngel · 09-15-2006, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

Boobs · 09-15-2006, 09:38 AM

good one

martinsc · 09-15-2006, 09:46 AM

The Sultan Of Smut · 09-15-2006, 09:55 AM

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Blonde Joke! A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

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