Seven Degree's

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My Wife forward this to me, I thought I would share it

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered,'I don't know, some woman wanted to know if the coast is clear.'

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde
hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says,
'You dummy, it's me!'

THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
and when she
opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun, and as she
does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to
her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do
it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.' A
friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?' The blonde
replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman,
sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
finally said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed the Delaware'

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As
the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
and his dog, then sat down on the steps..
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home
to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'