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Ever seen a U.F.O. ?
When I was about 10 me and my parents were driving in the mountains. We saw something about the size of a six football fields above us. Im not saying was a UFO but it did stay hovered above us w/out moving for about 20 minutes. It had lights but you couldnt really say what color they were.
I will say this too... the government does some weird things on this mountain. There are radio towers on this mountain disguised as trees. Ever seen a metal tree ? Its pretty freaky. There are also large power cables coming straight from the nuke plant to the mountain. What do you think ? Government experiment or UFO ? Have you ever thought you may have seen a UFO ? |
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I once looked up in the sky and saw something flying real quick-like. I couldn't tell if it was a bird, a bat or something else so I would have to call it an unidentified flying object.
The last time I saw a UFO it crapped on me. Mystery solved.
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i was in the mojave desert in california doing some desert training while i was in the military,,
it was 2 am and it was my turn to pull guard duty,,during the middle of my shift i seen the wierdest bunch of lights hovering over this mountain,,, no one believed me,,, ![]() the truth is out there |
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Most of the time I figure its the government. The thing that gets me is that old argument where they say its very conceeded to believe we are the only life in an endless universe. It's a big universe out there.
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i was abducted by a ufo when i was 8 years old
i cant remember any details sometimes i think they come back and check me while im asleep |
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If you were anywhere near China Lake or Edwards Airforce base there is your awnser.. Remember,everything is tested in the california desert..
The first man in the world to break the sound barrier Chuck Yeager was broken over Edwards Air Frce Base.. This is where The space shuttle lands after launch.. This is where all space shuttles are repaired and overhauled.. You camp out on rogers dry lake bed for a couple of nights and you will think it's like Hollywood out there.. The Government has shit right now that wont be revealed 20 years from now.. Have any of you seen a trail from the north from Vandemberg.. Thi sis missle testing center..And they only lauch when there is a certain percentage of gas in the atmosphere so they can track the trail..If you have ever seen this trail thats drifts for hours,It's the remainder of a missle launch.. Spaceships naaaaaaaa Millitary topsecret shit FOR SURE..... |
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UFO? Hell no. I've never seen one... Are you sure it wasn't just a dream? I mean... 6 football fields? That's a little big...
I consider myself a conspiracy theory kind of guy, and I have always been really big on something the US government has always done, and that is : If someone begins saying things about the government that the government denies, the leaders of the US brand it "Hate Speech". Well, some of the things people say are the truth. You're only going to say it's "Hate Speech" if you have something hidden or somehow covered up, no? One thing that has always bothered me about the States is this: When the planes flew into the WTC towers, the US was in shock, as was most of the world.. You see, when the US retaliates like they did when they launched operation: enduring freedom, they always retaliate 1000x worse then what they wen't through. Sure, the US is the last remaining super power, and yes, there are LOTS of terrorist factions throughout the world, but the US government is the greatest faction of them all. Here is a long list of reasons why. This list is dedicated to the murdered children, woman and men of: 1 - Yugoslavia 2- Iraq 3 - Vietnam 4 - Korea 5 - Cambodia 6 - Laos 7 - The Phillipines 8 - Indonesia 9 - Japan 10 - China 11 - Thailand 12 - Palestine 13 - Lebanon 14 - Libya 15 - Bosnia 16 - Russia 17 - Germany 18 - Iran 19 - Afghanistan 20 - Somalia 21 - Sudan 22 - Mexico 23 - Hondurous 24 - Haiti 25 - Cuba 26 - Colombia 27 - Panama 28 - Grenada 29 - Domican Republic 30 - Chile 31 - Guatemala 32 - El Salvadore 33 - Nicaragua As you can see, these are all the places the US has had both direct and indirect relations with in the 20th century that have resulted in the murder of millions of innocent people around the world, all casualties of the US government. Many of these places may not have been directly attacked/invaded or whatever, but their governments where brought into power by the US government. Many of the weapons in these countries are american made, backing up the fact that the US will sell to anyone who has money. Anyway, as you can see, I have opinions, all of which can be backed up, as I am not the only one who thinks this way. Boy oh boy, I can't wait to see what kinds of slurs come from this topic ! ![]()
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Didnt the Blackbird actually exist in the 60's ? That a serious piece of machinery. Imagine the toys they have now ! Imagine the shit they dont tell us about. There has been mention of a large shield for covering the US incase of a missile threat. George Bush mentioned it and so did Reagan. Whatcha want to bet that is a very real possibility.
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Sleepy, did you know that 133 nations, including virtually all allies of the US, have signed a treaty banning landmines, while the US insists of continued production?
For everyone else, I have list of books that you SHOULD read when you get the chance, all of them are writen by Americans, for Americans, and aren't a joke. 1 - Derailing Democracy: The America The Media Doesn't Want You to See 2 - The decline and Fall of The American Empire 3 - War Lies and Videotape: How Media Monopoly Stiffles Truth 4 - The Hidden Persuaders 5 - The Truth of American's Cruel History Those are only 5 of the hundreds I know of. Instead of just waving me off as some kind of moron, you should give a few of these books a chance, and actually read them carefully, if you have any kind of open thinking that isn't compacted by your government, you may actually realize the truth. I doub it though. Tata.
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Dude, where's my UFO...
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If intelligent extraterrestrial life exists, why in the fuck would they ever want to visit us?
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Hey toptgp FUCKKKKKKKKK you.....
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Sheesh, the gays of the US are just as bad as the straits.
Besides, everything I've said has been proven, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!! ![]()
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Did you know when the Blackbird is grounded it leaks fuel and when flying at half throttle it seals it self up.. It actually expands 4 inches under normal throttle which is mach3..One of the greatest pieces of aviation history.. |
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Your another USA hater from canada.. Your no differewnt then the rest..I love Canada,but lately there are many who bash the states.. I dont care where your from.. You put my country down FUCK YOU.....I WOULD NEVER START TOPICS ON CANADA...ANd Trust me i have opinions also.. Your just an idiot.. Take your useless propaganda somewhere else.. Your comments have nothing to do with UFOS buttfuck..
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These books were designed by clever marketing people to sell to Buttfucks like you.. AMERICA IS A BUSINESS remember that..
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Excuses, Excuses... It's just so damned pathetic.
And yes, America is just another big buisness, it could care less about the people that live in it. Americans are nothing more then a profit source for it's ever so annoying government.
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I live about 30 miles from Edward's. EAFB is a big civilian employer around here. Kinda nice to see the shuttle piggyback around every now and again. Never any mention of UFOs. But the people do get all excited when we see the missile trails from Vandenberg.
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I was 14 yrs old. I had just gotten home from something with my mom. It was around 8:30pm dark outside.
I walk out to my driveway near my mom's car and light up a cigarette (yes i started young bleh). After a couple hits this light shined down on me. Exactly like a helicoptor spot light. Blue in color. I looked around me, did like a 360' spin and noticed it wasnt coming from the ground. Before I knew it, it was gone. And the weird thing is I never bothered to look up. There was no sound.. maybe a silent helicoptor? But why the hell would they be shining their light on me at 8:30pm at night. Thats the only strange experience I have ever had and still wonder to this day wtf it was :c)
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Continue living you're lives, oblivious to you're government and what they do. I don't care really...
If you could just BREAK that typical stereotype that all americans are faced with of being arrogant to the point of blind-belief in their own country.... that would be like walking on the moon for the first time... I doubt it, though.
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And just to help you get started, I'll admit the canadian government is fucked. Totaly fucked. Everything Canada does is minor, the only thing big we've down is maintain our peacefull ways. Ah yes, canada in all its fucked-up glory.
See? It's not hard at all.
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Hey BV... are you sure you weren't just staring at the street light?
You know, maybe someone had thrown a blue sheet on it or something.... Anythings possable ![]()
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After my experience i was afraid they would come back in my sleep to lol
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Don't you hate when they probe your anal with that cold ass fucking metal pole.. Damn that sucks.. Wish they would just leave me the hell alone damn it!
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I have never seen any
U.F.O.'s - Unidentified Flying Objects But I have seen my share of U.P.I.'s - Unidentified Party Injuries Shit man everytime I wake up after a bender I see a shitload of them!! LOL!!! DH ![]() |
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or it could have been that I ate the brownies off the wrong side of the pan. I wondered what the tinfoil seperating the two halves was all about? at 8 years old we don't know these things! lol |
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This one time an alien came and visited me while I was sleeping. It had a vagina on its "FOOT" and it would not stop jumping on the bed!!
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Hey Snow
this might be intresting for you http://popularmechanics.com/popmech/sci/9706STMIM.html a bit old but still intresting to read |
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'a dingo ate my bayby'
I bet there is life somewhere else... |
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Its a funny story cause this welder has three sons who dropped out of school and have no skills at all. The dad makes some rediculously high amount of money ( like 80k per week ) and only works 4-6 weeks per year for NASA. The sons have never bothered to learn their old mans welding skills ! They spend their days shooting and making derby cars from the old mans scrap piles. If my dad was making 80k per week and only worked 4-6 weeks per year I'd learn how to weld even if I hated it !! |
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