Toilet paper doesnt clean your ass - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:28 PM

It just smears your doo doo out all the way through your crack.

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 08:29 PM

Not if you wipe more than once..although I don't inspect my asshole after I shit

xlogger · 10-10-2005, 08:30 PM

omg.

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:30 PM

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

Hardlinks · 10-10-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

Should use rabbits.

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:34 PM

I prefer (if possible) to crap in the morning before i take a shower.

And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life. You wont hear my complain though.

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I prefer (if possible) to crap in the morning before i take a shower.

And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life. You wont hear my complain though.

You need more fibre man..that's not healthy not to have a good crap every day.

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:36 PM

I just use towels and cotton swabs.

KMR Stitch · 10-10-2005, 08:37 PM

Don't use Qulited ultra :-x

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

You need more fibre man..that's not healthy not to have a good crap every day.

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years.

I also piss very little. Well not very little but not very often. When i piss i piss twice as long as most people

Thats cool when going out. Everybody goes to the restroom every 30 mins. I go twice an evening.

dodger21 · 10-10-2005, 08:39 PM

Gee, what an informative fucking thread. GFY pulls through again.

Tat2Jr · 10-10-2005, 08:39 PM

I've used something called "Hygienic Cleansing Pads" after using toilet paper for years now.... could NEVER go back to just toilet paper. You get them in the Hemroid section at walmart. If you just use toilet paper you're a sick filthy shit stained sicko.

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

You get them in the Hemroid section at walmart.

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dodger21

Gee, what an informative fucking thread. GFY pulls through again.

This thread is turning out to be more informative than most threads on gfy

dodger21 · 10-10-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

This thread is turning out to be more informative than most threads on gfy

I'll hand it to you, you're right there.

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:41 PM

I put John Wayne toilet paper in my guest bathrooms. It's rough and tough and don't take shit from no one!

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

It does depend on the "consistency" of the "crap" does it not?

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

It does depend on the "consistency" of the "crap" does it not?

Toilet paper wont wipe away the smell and bacteria.

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years.

I also piss very little. Well not very little but not very often. When i piss i piss twice as long as most people

Thats cool when going out. Everybody goes to the restroom every 30 mins. I go twice an evening.

I'm gonna stick close to you when we go out so you can hold my jacket and my purse

And your every 2-3 days thing.. I can believe it!! It's the diet you guys have.... and that cheese and milk... Unreal!

I have a dutch friend who is coming up in a couple weeks and he's going to be sick to his stomach and shitting his brains out after 2 days

It'lll be classic

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Toilet paper wont wipe away the smell and bacteria.

I'll take your word for it Franck.. Both cases would involve the close contact with a freshly "shat" anus... and I.... just can't do that.

chazer · 10-10-2005, 08:47 PM

when i was young, i would only go once or twice a week and used to have these massive shits. now i go at least 2 times a day :P inconvenient especially when you're looking to get some pussy right before it hits

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I have a dutch friend who is coming up in a couple weeks and he's going to be sick to his stomach and shitting his brains out after 2 days

It'lll be classic

That Dutch friend btw, does he name start with an A

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

I'll take your word for it Franck.. Both cases would involve the close contact with a freshly "shat" anus... and I.... just can't do that.

Well, you dont need to touch it or smell it to figure this out.

sniperwolf · 10-10-2005, 08:49 PM

Lol... a shitty thread and so true... feces are full of bacteria and they multiply in a minute.. damn... you should wash your butthole with soap and water..

nice one Franck..

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

That Dutch friend btw, does he name start with an A

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

ahaha

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sniperwolf

Lol... a shitty thread and so true... feces are full of bacteria and they multiply in a minute.. damn... you should wash your butthole with soap and water..

nice one Franck..

yup you got it.

xlogger · 10-10-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

hes name start with an A

Asshole?

Donny · 10-10-2005, 08:51 PM

I've blogged about this.

http://www.***************.com/2005/...her-clean.html

Dirty F · 10-10-2005, 08:53 PM

He name = his name ofcourse. I hate stupid typos like that.

Rob · 10-10-2005, 08:55 PM

I never wipe my ass. I just squirt some cologne on it and move on.

BlackCrayon · 10-10-2005, 08:56 PM

yeah, like someone said before if you got shit on your hand would you just wipe it off with dry paper? i do the shit before shower thing and if i have to go and then go on a night out i usually wash my ass crack in the bathtub at least. i don't want to have any of that kind of smell on me in case things work out well while im out ;)

Platinumpimp · 10-10-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years.

I also piss very little. Well not very little but not very often. When i piss i piss twice as long as most people

Thats cool when going out. Everybody goes to the restroom every 30 mins. I go twice an evening.

You think staying up at night all the way until 5-6am most of the time is healthy?

tony286 · 10-10-2005, 09:00 PM

coffee filters work well but dont use them to make coffee afterwards lol

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

I've used something called "Hygienic Cleansing Pads" after using toilet paper for years now.... could NEVER go back to just toilet paper. You get them in the Hemroid section at walmart. If you just use toilet paper you're a sick filthy shit stained sicko.

Great now everytime I see you I'm going to have this picture of a little ziplock bag of baby wipes in your pocket... thanks HOT

Vitasoy · 10-10-2005, 09:54 PM

That is why I use baby wipes

Katsondaprowl · 10-10-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Don't use Qulited ultra :-x

This is the best thread ever!

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Well, you dont need to touch it or smell it to figure this out.

That certainly is true...

Katsondaprowl · 10-10-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

I've blogged about this.

http://www.***************.com/2005/...her-clean.html

OMG ROFL I love it Donovan! LOL

jonesy · 10-10-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I prefer (if possible) to crap in the morning before i take a shower.

And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life. You wont hear my complain though.

thats not normal considering how full of shit you are.

seriously though, thats not normal. once or twice a day is normal.

fuzzylogic · 10-10-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

I AGREE. it is there.
the only way to make sure the ass is clean is with water. be creative ;)

Doctor Dre · 10-10-2005, 10:00 PM

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

fuzzylogic · 10-10-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

thats not normal considering how full of shit you are.

seriously though, thats not normal. once or twice a day is normal.

i agree..
that is also unhealthy. u probible got shit compacted around the walls of ur rectum and large intestines that has been there for 5, 10 or even 20 years. that shit is now toxic sludge

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

A duvet maybe?

jonesy · 10-10-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years..

brilliant logic dumbass.

fuzzylogic · 10-10-2005, 10:04 PM

one also has to clean a quarter of an inch inside their ass to make sure nothing slips out throughout the day.

i always make sure my ass is clean. i can rub my finger over it and smell nothing but my own body odor.

tgpshack · 10-10-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

a bidet. Common in Europe but not in the states unless you buy a million dollar home and even some million dollar homes don't have them by default. I've been looking at new homes and only about half the homes I looked at had bidets in the master bedroom. Though one of the homes that had a 580 square foot master bath had a very nice looking bidet. The whole thing had a gold plating lol

RRRED · 10-10-2005, 10:17 PM

Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..

Zeina-Heart · 10-10-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

It just smears your doo doo out all the way through your crack.

well.. just use a baby wipe.. it has products in it to completly take everything off.. If your so worried about smearing you doo doo in you butt crack..

I hope it helps

BlingDaddy · 10-10-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..

Shitting in the bidet is just wrong....

10-10-2005, 08:28 PM	#1
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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I prefer (if possible) to crap in the morning before i take a shower. And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life. You wont hear my complain though.

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	I put John Wayne toilet paper in my guest bathrooms. It's rough and tough and don't take shit from no one! __________________

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chazer Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 370	when i was young, i would only go once or twice a week and used to have these massive shits. now i go at least 2 times a day :P inconvenient especially when you're looking to get some pussy right before it hits

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sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	Lol... a shitty thread and so true... feces are full of bacteria and they multiply in a minute.. damn... you should wash your butthole with soap and water.. nice one Franck.. __________________ ~Accepting design works~

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I've blogged about this. http://www.***************.com/2005/...her-clean.html

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	He name = his name ofcourse. I hate stupid typos like that.

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	I never wipe my ass. I just squirt some cologne on it and move on. __________________

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	yeah, like someone said before if you got shit on your hand would you just wipe it off with dry paper? i do the shit before shower thing and if i have to go and then go on a night out i usually wash my ass crack in the bathtub at least. i don't want to have any of that kind of smell on me in case things work out well while im out ;) __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..