If you die from that avian flu, how exactly do you die? - GoFuckYourself.com

clickhappy · 10-25-2005, 08:21 PM

do you just get weak and die in your sleep, or do you drown because youre lungs are full of fluid?
do you get like sores and shit all over you?
What kind of death do you have?

crockett · 10-25-2005, 08:22 PM

unhappy?

Bansheelinks · 10-25-2005, 08:24 PM

most likely via slow suffocation...........in the 1918 epidemic, a blue coloring of the face was noticeably on those dying from the pandemic due to suffocation due to the immune system collapsing and unable to fight off the respiratory infection. the scary thing about this is, that perfectly healthy, even strappingly healthy people, were dying within days of contracting this flu.

LazyBastard · 10-25-2005, 08:24 PM

You choke on chicken feathers.

d00t · 10-25-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyBastard

You choke on chicken feathers.

baddog · 10-25-2005, 09:41 PM

it is a slow and painful death that begins with you chirping like a robin, and ending with you sprouting feathers like a chicken

LazyBastard · 10-25-2005, 09:43 PM

And at some point you lay an egg or two.

lchaim · 10-25-2005, 09:53 PM

Yes you guessed it, it's dehydration and primarily respiratory failure.

Not pleasant at all --- but rejoice, supposedly the kill rate is lowering to 30-40% now as it becomes smarter in it's spreading capabilities.

Doctor Dre · 10-25-2005, 09:54 PM

You suicide yourself before it happens

Spunky · 10-25-2005, 09:58 PM

Hopefully it's something nobody will have to experience..sounds pretty fucking scary

Doctor Dre · 10-25-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Hopefully it's something nobody will have to experience..sounds pretty fucking scary

Already 60 people did in the last 2 years ;)

10-25-2005, 08:21 PM	#1
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	If you die from that avian flu, how exactly do you die? do you just get weak and die in your sleep, or do you drown because youre lungs are full of fluid? do you get like sores and shit all over you? What kind of death do you have?

10-25-2005, 08:22 PM	#2
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	unhappy? __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

10-25-2005, 09:53 PM	#8
lchaim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 626	Yes you guessed it, it's dehydration and primarily respiratory failure. Not pleasant at all --- but rejoice, supposedly the kill rate is lowering to 30-40% now as it becomes smarter in it's spreading capabilities. __________________ L'Chaim: interj. Pronunciation Key (la khi yem) - Literally "To Life." Used as a toast.

10-25-2005, 09:58 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Hopefully it's something nobody will have to experience..sounds pretty fucking scary __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-25-2005, 08:24 PM	#3
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	most likely via slow suffocation...........in the 1918 epidemic, a blue coloring of the face was noticeably on those dying from the pandemic due to suffocation due to the immune system collapsing and unable to fight off the respiratory infection. the scary thing about this is, that perfectly healthy, even strappingly healthy people, were dying within days of contracting this flu.

10-25-2005, 08:24 PM	#4
LazyBastard Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 200	You choke on chicken feathers.

10-25-2005, 09:41 PM	#6
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	it is a slow and painful death that begins with you chirping like a robin, and ending with you sprouting feathers like a chicken

10-25-2005, 09:43 PM	#7
LazyBastard Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 200	And at some point you lay an egg or two.