I am the alpha poster... the omega GFYer!! - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 05:18 AM

I spend more on tooth picks for my parties than you make in a year... I only look at perfect 10's, all other women are ugly, I only drive the most expensive cars that go at least 800mph in reverse and are prototypes.. preferably 2010 models... I own 6 houses with 46 rooms each and one small house with only 40 rooms and 4 pools... my work is a secret that I'll never tell anyone and I think you're all so beneath me that you'll never have the privilige of even knowing I exist, much less what it is I do... and on top of all that, I spend 23 hours a day on gfy doing nothing but posting about how much better I am than others and hopefully can manage to catch some of you in lies about how wealthy you are when obviously you do nothing since no one knows who you are or does business with you... I make more in my sleep than you do in a year... posts.. that is. Cause I am the alpha poster and my sig is unlike any others.

Oh, and as I always say... sig spot.

xclusive · 12-07-2005, 05:27 AM

But you're still Canadian

nofx · 12-07-2005, 05:50 AM

o rly eh ?

Silent_Thunder · 12-07-2005, 05:52 AM

wtf.. you've got issues lol

who · 12-07-2005, 05:52 AM

96% of us are just like you.

eroswebmaster · 12-07-2005, 05:53 AM

God you're hawt

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by who

96% of us are just like you.

omg... someone actually gets it

jacked · 12-07-2005, 06:01 AM

you are every other GFYer

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jacked

you are every other GFYer

I brush my teeth with solid gold toothbrushes... I know all the celebrities and their lawyers and their lawyers brothers and sisters.
I get a million sales a day, but I don't do tgp, blogs, mailers or anything else that you've ever heard of. I do "secret" stuff.
But all that happens automatically so that I can be on GFY morning, noon and night doing nothing but posting. I think everyone else is poor and if they say they're not... then I do my best to expose them at all costs because it's obvious that they're just burger flippers or working drive through... since I don't know what they do.
I am the alpha and omega.

Would you hit it, timeline.jpg?

dropped9 · 12-07-2005, 09:55 AM

say what?

Dollarmansteve · 12-07-2005, 10:10 AM

The G.U.T.O.G.F.Y. (Grand Unified Theory of GFY). finally!!

Tala · 12-07-2005, 10:12 AM

Phoenix · 12-07-2005, 10:23 AM

hey dude..i thought your girl was cute....that comment was just wrong in the other thread

keep your chin up

Not Working · 12-07-2005, 11:32 AM

You forgot to mention that you have been in the business since before the internet, don't bother to go to shows because shows are only for newbies, you have your own processing through a friend at a bank, and all your content is exclusive because you shoot it yourself!

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Working

You forgot to mention that you have been in the business since before the internet, don't bother to go to shows because shows are only for newbies, you have your own processing through a friend at a bank, and all your content is exclusive because you shoot it yourself!

Ah, someone who understands how tough it can be to be the alpha GFYer

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

hey dude..i thought your girl was cute....that comment was just wrong in the other thread

keep your chin up

Brad.. are you eyeing my woman? Just kidding

Nah, I didn't mean to imply that she was ugly or anything... just not a "perfect 10" by modelling standards. She's no super model. She's alright with that as am I. I mean, she is a perfect 10 in my eyes... but not to some others. And that's ok.

I think she looks great... many others think she looks great... and that's all that matters. It doesn't matter if anyone on a message board thinks she's ugly. That's their opinion. They're entitled to it.

Pete-KT · 12-07-2005, 11:59 AM

where are the sheep;)

mrthumbs · 12-07-2005, 12:02 PM

holy shit stuart.. sound slike youre describing me

What's all the hatin for? ;)

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

holy shit stuart.. sound slike youre describing me

What's all the hatin for? ;)

I guess you do almost fit into the category.... sorry, wasn't you I was thinking of when I wrote it.

Let's just say, I wouldn't mind making $25k a month

ricks · 12-07-2005, 12:28 PM

somebody feels a little insecure

innocentisabelle · 12-07-2005, 12:30 PM

Canadians kick ass

StuartD · 12-07-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ricks

somebody feels a little insecure

You're one person that I just knew wouldn't have a clue

TexasDreams · 12-07-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

But you're still Canadian

Thanks xclusive, I just damn near spewed coffee on my monitor!

ricks · 12-07-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

You're one person that I just knew wouldn't have a clue

you are such a proud proud man

bangman · 12-07-2005, 12:47 PM

Anyone that has been in this business for 5+ months and is not pulling in at LEAST $200k/year is a failure and is doing something wrong. Some people are just not cut out for this business.

Seriously, push APC and earn $200k/day easily.

ricks · 12-07-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bangman

Seriously, push APC and earn $200k/day easily.

I don't know too many people who earn $200k a day. Since you make the claim that it is 'easy', can you show some affiliate stats from those making that kind of cash?

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