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I'm deep frying a TURTLE tomorrow! ((((pics))))
he's a goner
![]() fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing. turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida. how do ya cook these fuckers? chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Im Dutch. I have no clue what youre talking about.
Are you gonna eat a turtle? |
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.
yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel. |
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Can you imagine what that animal went through.
Fuck, you should be punched in the face for that! |
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fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him. I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day. |
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do they sell shake and bake turtle seasoning at the supermarket?
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I wouldn't advice eating a turtle to anyone!!
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and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.
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I was a very bad kid, at lease I can admit it. |
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Nooooooo turtles are our friends!
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should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?
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I want to eat Turtle.
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Nice, look at that snapper;)
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what color turtle is the best tasting?
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I've eaten softshell & alligator turtle. Cut in strips and deep fryed and in a stew over rice.
I've also known some old black dudes to eat gopher turtles when I was younger. They are endagered now. So are alligator turtes. I think it's still ok to eat softshell turtles though. |
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i went to google images and got really mad while i was typing to look for turtles and there he was, lunch. |
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nickerban oof dan flicker je nog zo? ook ga damnit dis dootchie waarom terug godsnaam!
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u turtle killer you
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I heard the eggs are also delicious and nutritious as well.
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jesus, just eat a turkey
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does it taste like chicken?
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it taste like mud probably.
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does it have a penis yo?
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hahaha great idea dont let anyone talk you out of it.....;)
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