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Old 11-23-2005, 10:13 PM   #1
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I'm deep frying a TURTLE tomorrow! ((((pics))))

he's a goner




fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing.

turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

how do ya cook these fuckers?

chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters.

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Old 11-23-2005, 10:14 PM   #2
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Im Dutch. I have no clue what youre talking about.
Are you gonna eat a turtle?
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:16 PM   #3
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sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:17 PM   #4
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Can you imagine what that animal went through.

Fuck, you should be punched in the face for that!
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:23 PM   #6
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Can you imagine what that animal went through.
ok here goes.. happy!

fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:23 PM   #7
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Are you gonna eat a turtle?
ik weit dat neit, en je bent gek!
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:24 PM   #8
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ok here goes.. happy!

fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.
I didnt do that shit when i was 16. No excuse.
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ik weit dat neit, en je bent gek!
Ik weet dat niet.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:25 PM   #10
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do they sell shake and bake turtle seasoning at the supermarket?
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:25 PM   #11
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and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:26 PM   #13
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Je ook?
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:27 PM   #14
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ok here goes.. happy!

fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.
It was 14 years ago, and you are still trying to find excuses for it?

Just accept that you did something really fucked up, instead of trying to find excuses.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:27 PM   #15
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I didnt do that shit when i was 16. No excuse.
I guess you were a perfect little boy right and still are.

I was a very bad kid, at lease I can admit it.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:27 PM   #16
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Nooooooo turtles are our friends!

Here's mine:

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should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:31 PM   #18
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:33 PM   #19
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should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?
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what color turtle is the best tasting?

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Old 11-23-2005, 10:43 PM   #27
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Je ook?
In godsnaam, waarom schuddebuik je zo? Zo erg goed was je grap niet. Ook aan je Nederlands kan je nog het een en ander veranderen.

Zo ga dit maar eens omzetten en dan weer "terug"vertalen. Toedeloe

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Great pic.. what did you do to make it so mad to give you that killer pose?
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In godsnaam, waarom schuddebuik je zo? Zo erg goed was je grap niet. Ook aan je Nederlands kan je nog het een en ander veranderen.

Zo ga dit maar eens omzetten en dan weer "terug"vertalen. Toedeloe

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Hahahaha, great. let's see who can translate this one, funny to see. Especially those who complain to others about their English. Let's see how this one turns out.. lol
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turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

how do ya cook these fuckers?
Remove the shell and put some vinegar then eat them alive.
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I've eaten softshell & alligator turtle. Cut in strips and deep fryed and in a stew over rice.

I've also known some old black dudes to eat gopher turtles when I was younger. They are endagered now. So are alligator turtes. I think it's still ok to eat softshell turtles though.
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sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.
Remind me not to live next to you. I don't want to see them dragging bodies out of the freezer one day.
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Great pic.. what did you do to make it so mad to give you that killer pose?

i went to google images and got really mad while i was typing to look for turtles and there he was, lunch.
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sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.

that is a terrible thing to do to a living creature
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nickerban oof dan flicker je nog zo? ook ga damnit dis dootchie waarom terug godsnaam!
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fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing.

turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

how do ya cook these fuckers?

chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters.

However you cook it, make sure it's very slow, they don't like to cook fast at all
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I heard the eggs are also delicious and nutritious as well.
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does it taste like chicken?
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Here's a recipe for turtle soup:

http://www.zatarain.com/recipes/reci...up/Turtle_Soup
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and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.
It's not the fact that you killed a turtle that was cruel. It's the way in which you killed it. I never did that kind of shit when i was 16. I don't personally know anyone that did.
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it taste like mud probably.

plehhhhhh
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More like beef tenderloin, very tasty red meat
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yum yum my mouth is watering
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hahaha great idea dont let anyone talk you out of it.....;)
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