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split_joel · 11-29-2005, 12:59 PM

Hey guys hows it going? We got a new offer going on today for hosting that no one can beat. If you sign up today with a two year agreement you will get every other month free for the first year of your hosting with us at Splitinfinity. Here is what you get. The server of your choice some include setup fees some dont, 24/7 emergency support via phone or internet, a ticket system to request help on making your server the way you want it, multi-homed bandwidth, php, mysql, cgi/perl, root access and so forth. We support mac servers, unix/linux servers and of corse window servers. If your intrested hit me up with the info below or respond to this post and I will get you qoutes. We have been around sence 1994 and have won the xbiz award two years in a row now for best web host of the year. We will not let you down. 99.9% uptime

jawanda · 11-29-2005, 01:04 PM

wow, that could be one hell of a good deal. I'll be hitting you up shortly

-P

split_joel · 11-29-2005, 01:15 PM

bump I also wanted to add the pricing on our website is a bit old now, so if you want questions on pricing feel free to ask

EroticySteve · 11-29-2005, 01:20 PM

Nice deal. If i needed hosting right now I'd go for that.

SplitInfinity · 11-29-2005, 01:50 PM

So move from your existing host to us. :-) :-)

BradM · 11-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel

If your intrested hit me up with the info below or respond to this post and I will get you qoutes.

How do I know you guys can type commands into shell properly and not destroy my server?

split_joel · 11-29-2005, 02:10 PM

because i wont ;)

SplitInfinity · 11-29-2005, 02:19 PM

2 Awards and 11 Years in business basically says we type commands correctly. :-)

perl -p -i -e 's/idiots/awardwinners/gi' *

split_joel · 11-29-2005, 03:27 PM

bump come on people you know you wanna save money

Translation · 11-29-2005, 04:01 PM

2 year commitment? fuck that.

69pornlinks · 11-29-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation

2 year commitment? fuck that.

for real...all for every other month free...

SplitInfinity · 11-29-2005, 05:42 PM

Hate if you wish. :-)
However the smarter cookie will do the math and figure out just how much money
that saves them....... 2 years and the first year 50% free? Ill take it.
Hell, a car loan is a 5 year commitment for most americans, whats 2 years with
easy outs?

SplitInfinity · 11-29-2005, 05:48 PM

Oh.... let me do it 4 u.

Average typical customer pays about 2600 a month (example only)

Your yearly cost: 15,600.00
Your SAVINGS 15,600.00
NORMALLY you would be paying: $31,200.00

Buy a car with what U save. So what if its a yugo.

Larger customers can buy more expensive cars with their savings.
lol

p1mpdogg · 11-29-2005, 06:14 PM

id host at geocities

its free......

chris jester is homosexual anyways, although that could be a good thing, fags usually pay close attention to detail moreso than heterosexuals

split_joel · 11-30-2005, 10:34 AM

bump offer still stands we got 5 people signed up 5 spots left

High Quality · 11-30-2005, 10:36 AM

Hitting you up now....

mn · 11-30-2005, 10:41 AM

whats the monthly price for a standard server with 5 or 10mbit of bandwith?

Nothing special, just a normal server setup with bsd. 5 ip:s.

No support needed.

Price per month?????

DirkMagnum · 11-30-2005, 10:45 AM

haven't you guys exceeded your 1 allowed spam post?

MickeyG · 11-30-2005, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

How do I know you guys can type commands into shell properly and not destroy my server?

No kidding, would you really trust your server or business with someone who can't spell and sleeps in his car?

split_joel · 11-30-2005, 12:24 PM

The truth of the matter is I slept in my car after a all night work session with one of our customers who had messed up there equipment after saving them I believe I deserved a nap prior to going home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyG

No kidding, would you really trust your server or business with someone who can't spell and sleeps in his car?

split_joel · 11-30-2005, 12:25 PM

360 a month for a P4 2.8 1 gig of ram 80 gig sata 10mbits no setup fee

Quote:

Originally Posted by mn

whats the monthly price for a standard server with 5 or 10mbit of bandwith?

Nothing special, just a normal server setup with bsd. 5 ip:s.

No support needed.

Price per month?????

Sosa · 11-30-2005, 12:38 PM

very nice deal

split_joel · 11-30-2005, 03:20 PM

9 signups now 1 spot left anyone intrested?

SplitInfinity · 12-01-2005, 12:08 AM

Make that 8 and 2 left. One guy turned out to be a little "un-hostable" lol

LiveDose · 12-01-2005, 12:23 AM

That's a sweet deal... The one instance where a contract would be worth it.

Fucksakes · 12-01-2005, 01:44 AM

99.9 uptime.. is that the best you can do

12-01-2005, 01:45 AM

Hi Chris, I hope you will have sorted out our problem by friday, I sent you an email with details to make sure that you have all the necessary info.

baddog · 12-01-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation

2 year commitment? fuck that.

That is a tough sell, I am sure.

Makingcoin · 12-01-2005, 02:05 AM

Nice offer boys.

V_RocKs · 12-01-2005, 02:06 AM

Overage Charges:
$150/Mb

$150/Mb

$125/Mb

$100/Mb

??? WTF?

11-29-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	New Splitinfinity Hosting offer Hey guys hows it going? We got a new offer going on today for hosting that no one can beat. If you sign up today with a two year agreement you will get every other month free for the first year of your hosting with us at Splitinfinity. Here is what you get. The server of your choice some include setup fees some dont, 24/7 emergency support via phone or internet, a ticket system to request help on making your server the way you want it, multi-homed bandwidth, php, mysql, cgi/perl, root access and so forth. We support mac servers, unix/linux servers and of corse window servers. If your intrested hit me up with the info below or respond to this post and I will get you qoutes. We have been around sence 1994 and have won the xbiz award two years in a row now for best web host of the year. We will not let you down. 99.9% uptime __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465 Last edited by split_joel; 11-29-2005 at 01:01 PM..

11-29-2005, 01:15 PM	#3
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	bump I also wanted to add the pricing on our website is a bit old now, so if you want questions on pricing feel free to ask __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

11-29-2005, 01:20 PM	#4
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11-29-2005, 02:10 PM	#7
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	because i wont ;) __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

11-29-2005, 03:27 PM	#9
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	bump come on people you know you wanna save money __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

11-29-2005, 01:04 PM	#2
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	wow, that could be one hell of a good deal. I'll be hitting you up shortly -P

11-29-2005, 01:50 PM	#5
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	So move from your existing host to us. :-) :-)

11-29-2005, 02:19 PM	#8
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	2 Awards and 11 Years in business basically says we type commands correctly. :-) perl -p -i -e 's/idiots/awardwinners/gi' *

11-29-2005, 04:01 PM	#10
Translation Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 482	2 year commitment? fuck that.

11-29-2005, 05:42 PM	#12
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Hate if you wish. :-) However the smarter cookie will do the math and figure out just how much money that saves them....... 2 years and the first year 50% free? Ill take it. Hell, a car loan is a 5 year commitment for most americans, whats 2 years with easy outs?

11-29-2005, 05:48 PM	#13
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Oh.... let me do it 4 u. Average typical customer pays about 2600 a month (example only) Your yearly cost: 15,600.00 Your SAVINGS 15,600.00 NORMALLY you would be paying: $31,200.00 Buy a car with what U save. So what if its a yugo. Larger customers can buy more expensive cars with their savings. lol

11-29-2005, 06:14 PM	#14
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11-30-2005, 10:34 AM	#15
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	bump offer still stands we got 5 people signed up 5 spots left __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

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11-30-2005, 10:41 AM	#17
mn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,505	whats the monthly price for a standard server with 5 or 10mbit of bandwith? Nothing special, just a normal server setup with bsd. 5 ip:s. No support needed. Price per month?????

11-30-2005, 10:45 AM	#18
DirkMagnum Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: behind your monitor Posts: 145	haven't you guys exceeded your 1 allowed spam post?

11-30-2005, 12:38 PM	#22
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	very nice deal

11-30-2005, 03:20 PM	#23
split_joel Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,270	9 signups now 1 spot left anyone intrested? __________________ E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

12-01-2005, 12:08 AM	#24
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Make that 8 and 2 left. One guy turned out to be a little "un-hostable" lol

12-01-2005, 12:23 AM	#25
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12-01-2005, 01:44 AM	#26
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12-01-2005, 01:45 AM	#27
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Hi Chris, I hope you will have sorted out our problem by friday, I sent you an email with details to make sure that you have all the necessary info.

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12-01-2005, 02:06 AM	#30
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