List 3 things you would buy @ WalMart to freak out the person @ the register... - GoFuckYourself.com

dynastoned · 11-21-2005, 11:04 PM

just like the title states, be creative!

1. gerbil
2. duct tape
3. condoms

siccmade · 11-21-2005, 11:10 PM

1. Lube
2. Baseball bat
3. Polaroid

Expo_Vids · 11-21-2005, 11:10 PM

I would rather buy those items instead of always having to rush into Ralph's on shooting days and buying boxes of douches.

MikeVega · 11-21-2005, 11:13 PM

duct tape
tarp
shovel

DeanCapture · 11-21-2005, 11:14 PM

Panties
Barry Manilow CD
Cucumbers

Rob · 11-21-2005, 11:14 PM

Cucumber
Lube
Butcher's Knife

Kiwigirl · 11-21-2005, 11:18 PM

Hmmmm
what would freak them....the things that come to my mind are.....
sleeping pills, axe and painters plastic sheets.
duck tape would probably fit right along in there as well. LOL
that could possibly get a funny look by the cashier?

dynastoned · 11-21-2005, 11:20 PM

haha alright ill throw in another one

1. KY Jelly
2. Kleenex
3. Issue of Seventeen

J-$ · 11-21-2005, 11:21 PM

A dog cage, a leech and...diapers

teksonline · 11-21-2005, 11:22 PM

A shotgun
A city map
The Book "How To Kill A Rock Star"

Nicky · 11-21-2005, 11:22 PM

Sweet alcohol, candy and lube

MikeyFingaz · 11-21-2005, 11:25 PM

shovel

big gas can

ski mask

Young · 11-21-2005, 11:25 PM

Rope
A crime novel with a really fucked up title
and a knife

diggy · 11-21-2005, 11:47 PM

barbie doll

candy

trenchcoat

chowda · 11-21-2005, 11:48 PM

panties
wig
a hunting knife

SleazyDream · 11-21-2005, 11:51 PM

3 - baaaah - i can do it with 2

toilet paper
exlax

and an URGENT look on your face

diggy · 11-22-2005, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by diggy

barbie doll

candy

trenchcoat

Paraskass · 11-22-2005, 12:08 AM

huge peperroni stick
xxl condoms
lube

HAPPYPEEKERS · 11-22-2005, 12:32 AM

condoms
Jock itch medicine
hemmroid cream
.. gotta add diarrhea suppositories

SilentKnight · 11-22-2005, 01:12 AM

some KY
a turkey baster
home enema kit (from the pharmacy)

Babagirls · 11-22-2005, 01:16 AM

a jar of vaseline
a plunger
paper towels

Martin3 · 11-22-2005, 01:30 AM

I bought a box of 12 gauge shells and some tighty whiteys once.

How can you not love a place like that?

emthree · 11-22-2005, 01:42 AM

condom
lube
and maxi pads

Crazyone · 11-22-2005, 02:03 AM

handcuffs
magazine about photography of children
lub/condoms

diggy · 11-22-2005, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyone

handcuffs
magazine about photography of children
lub/condoms

you sick bastard

Screaming · 11-22-2005, 05:00 AM

rat poision
coffee creamer
white cake mix

Ace-wtf · 11-22-2005, 05:57 AM

a shovel
a carrot
a light bulb

woj · 11-22-2005, 06:36 AM

a black ski mask
heavy duty wire cutters
flash light
huge black laundry bag

and complain at the register that you had trouble finding climbing rope and supplies...

Amnesic · 11-22-2005, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

3 - baaaah - i can do it with 2

toilet paper
exlax

and an URGENT look on your face

lol... best one so far

Furious_Female · 11-22-2005, 07:41 AM

Beer
Cigarettes
Pregnancy Test

teksonline · 11-22-2005, 07:43 AM

Prune Juice
Ex-lax
Slip 'N' Slide

Phoenix · 11-22-2005, 07:47 AM

what id do..is go up to the counter with my cart full of booze...beer some condoms and some cigarettes...and throw a box of diapers on top before i go through the checkout.

then id pretend i didnt have enough money, and make a long heart felt decision over the diapers and a bottle of vodka....then id toss the diapers and get the vodka.

now that would get some horrible stares

teksonline · 11-22-2005, 07:50 AM

3 Goldfish
bread crumbs
seasoned salt

Vitasoy · 11-22-2005, 08:38 AM

Ski mask
Duct Tape
trenchcoat

ChatCash_Rob · 11-22-2005, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Beer
Cigarettes
Pregnancy Test

nice!

cough syrup
matches
bunsen burner

GFX Wiz · 11-22-2005, 08:51 AM

a 10 pound unsliced balogna roll from the deli
core tool
large tube of KY Jelly

Ask the cashier how long you should heat the balogna at 98.6 degrees so it will stay warm for at least 30 minutes.

GFX Wiz · 11-22-2005, 08:53 AM

hunting knife
tarp
shovel

Ask the girl behind the counter what time she gets off her shift

cool1 · 11-22-2005, 08:55 AM

US map
a box cutter
and a osama halloween mask

Tala · 11-22-2005, 08:56 AM

Enema bag
Tiger Balm
lube

(This works best if you're dressed in semi-goth gear and just smile sweetly as these items are being rung up)

tristan_D · 11-23-2005, 12:59 AM

kids panties
duct tape
shovel

Fucksakes · 11-23-2005, 01:05 AM

xbox 360 and a sledge hammer

MuleScrote · 11-23-2005, 01:06 AM

This was a REAL shopping list...

I used to work at a car dealership and we needed the following things:

Latex gloves
Polaroid film
Peanut oil
Duct tape

I still laugh about it to this day, poor bastard didn't even think anything of it until the cashier laughed at him

MuleScrote · 11-23-2005, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

rat poision
coffee creamer
white cake mix

you must be married

MetroPornTour · 11-23-2005, 01:13 AM

I'm not sure what I would buy.

But once my husband was in the Savon and he spotted a good deal on Fleet enemas.

So he grabbed several pack.

Than he spotted a great deal on All-Bran ceral and grabbed 2 boxes.

As he was walking to the cash register he found 12 packs of toilet paper on sale and grabbed 3 of them.

When he got back in the car he started talking about how the young cashier kept smirking at him. Later when I got home and seen what he purchased.... I busted a gut laughing.

I said to him, "the cashier wasn't smiling at you... she was thinking about the idiot that is determined to have a big shit."

GirlV · 11-23-2005, 01:14 AM

a frozen chicken (whole)
a tube of KY
a large cucumber

Kevsh · 11-23-2005, 01:29 AM

My idea needs to be spread out over a few hours and preferably the same cashier:

Visit #1. Very calmly, buy 1 small mouse trap, cheese and murmur something about damn rodents
Visit #2. 1 very big mouse trap and more cheese. Look a little concerned.
Visit #3. Dog cage and big block of cheddar. Appear like you are very worried.
Visit #4. Shotgun and lots of ammo. Have a Dirty Harry look in your eyes and a bit of insanity.
Visit #5. Walk in like Arnie the Terminator and in a thick Austrain accent "Show me where your dynamite is please."
Visit #6. The next day. Ask if they can spare an empty jewellery box (i.e. something very small) and sheepishly ask if they sell headstones ... very tiny ones

Okay, it's late. I think better after breakfast...

KMR Stitch · 11-23-2005, 01:32 AM

Ski mask
Shot gun
duct tape

Matt 26z · 11-23-2005, 02:13 AM

1. Razor blades
2. Five boxes of band-aids
3. Painkillers

1. Garbage bags
2. Tape
3. A few gallons of bleach

1. Hair clippers
2. Wig

11-23-2005, 02:14 AM

A Butcher Knife
A Bottle Of Lemon Juice
A Shotgun

adultchica · 11-23-2005, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

A Butcher Knife
A Bottle Of Lemon Juice
A Shotgun

I like it

11-21-2005, 11:18 PM	#7
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11-21-2005, 11:04 PM	#1
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