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I'm a great bowler.
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Girls that drink beer will get fat.
FACT. When I see a hot girl drinking beer I cringe knowing that the cottage cheese thighs aren't far behind.
Feed a bitch a martini or cosmo and keep her skinny for life! ![]()
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So Fucking What
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I've see a lot of chubby monkeys drinking cocktails
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Yes indeed.
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Yeah, women don't focus their fat into their stomach to form a cute little beer gut, like we men do.
It's sad. |
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Cosmo? Keep her on the leash with some good white devil and you never gotta worry about the fat thing... ;)
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beer makes anyone fat except for me
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The Dirty Frenchman
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My Homies Grandma Drinks a 32 pack everyday
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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lol as long as shes burning it off on the dance floor, then it doesnt really matter. but if shes downing a 6 pack every football sunday while sitting on her couch, then thats where the fattness will start to form.
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You're all homos.
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Reach for those stars!
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Guys who drink beers also get fat. What's the point?
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It's threads like this that reinforce the steretoypes about adult male webmasters being misogynists. And not too bright either ... |
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I know a hot lady that drinks beer so now and then, and she is not fat at all.....
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Make that bitch just hold your beer, and she can drink water. If you need to get her drunk for sex, you dont give a shit what she will look like in a year, as you will have moved on.
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Um...guys too.
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Meow Meow!!!
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hahaha every fit girl knows that beer is LOADED with carbs and not the good healthy kind.... i'll stick to my grey goose redbull thank you very much :p
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Meow Meow!!!
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girlie havent you heard that men dont develope a beer a gut its a "liquid grain storage facility" ![]()
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my x girl friend is still fine, she used to drink with me some drinks that include beer every time we did go out
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#20 |
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I know beer is so full of empty calories but sometimes I cannot resist! I love beer and I'm not fat, but I do work out all the time.
I try to just drink beer sometimes |
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