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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Sunshine State
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Jaywalking tickets
A buddy was telling me how near his office cops are so bored that they ticket people on their lunch break walking across the street.
The charge? Jaywalking. Yes you're hard earned tax dollars are at work. Oh, and he proceeded to tell me how when his car was stolen the cops didn't even bother to come out and take a report. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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ummm, believe it or not, jaywalkers can cause serious accidents
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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I haven't heard of a jaywalking ticket in years... I didn't think they even gave them out anymore. Yikes... walkers beware I suppose
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#4 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Houston
Posts: 5,651
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downtown houston they give them out sometimes on friday and saturday nights
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#5 |
Earn enough to buy coffee
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I fucking hate jaywalkers who take their sweet ass time getting across. If you are going to cross in the middle of the street when traffic has the right away then you had better run. One day this old lady in one of those elec carts was 'jaywalking' and almost got hit because most cars couldn't even see her because she was so low to the ground.
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#6 |
Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
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They are busting people here in Long Beach BIG TIME lately for Jaywalking, almost everyday that I walk to Starbucks, I see someone getting a ticket. I've seen Cops case down a couple, that crossed a one lane one-way street at the crosswalk at 2:30 am, because the cross signal wasn't green.
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
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Oh, and by the way, it's a $114 fine.
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I'm a great bowler.
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Jaywalking reminds me of Leno's sketch...I can't believe people are actually that fucking stupid!!! Not only that, I can't believe they're that fucking stupid and actually made it to the age that they're at and not dead or homeless!
Those are some retarded fucking people!!!
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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ya, crossing a 10 foot wide street, at 2 am, when there are obviously no cars, and using the crosswalk, fucking idiots!!! |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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You think they are bored in the city, I know of jaywalking tickets that where issued in rural Saskatchewan. I wish I was fucking joking, imagine a town with a population of some 3000 with a mountie issuing jaywalking tickets because that tractor 15 miles away that's driving at 5 mph may come get you.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Good ... Just go by the places you are supposed too . This is fucking annoying when you are driving and there is a happy fucker that runs across the street and almost make you cause a fucking acciden.t
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: New Jersey
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Gotta love it..irony at its best
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