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Old 12-16-2005, 10:20 PM   #1
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Jaywalking tickets

A buddy was telling me how near his office cops are so bored that they ticket people on their lunch break walking across the street.

The charge?

Jaywalking.

Yes you're hard earned tax dollars are at work.

Oh, and he proceeded to tell me how when his car was stolen the cops didn't even bother to come out and take a report.
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:21 PM   #2
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ummm, believe it or not, jaywalkers can cause serious accidents
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:21 PM   #3
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I haven't heard of a jaywalking ticket in years... I didn't think they even gave them out anymore. Yikes... walkers beware I suppose
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:23 PM   #4
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downtown houston they give them out sometimes on friday and saturday nights
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:48 PM   #5
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I fucking hate jaywalkers who take their sweet ass time getting across. If you are going to cross in the middle of the street when traffic has the right away then you had better run. One day this old lady in one of those elec carts was 'jaywalking' and almost got hit because most cars couldn't even see her because she was so low to the ground.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:01 PM   #6
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They are busting people here in Long Beach BIG TIME lately for Jaywalking, almost everyday that I walk to Starbucks, I see someone getting a ticket. I've seen Cops case down a couple, that crossed a one lane one-way street at the crosswalk at 2:30 am, because the cross signal wasn't green.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:05 PM   #7
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Oh, and by the way, it's a $114 fine.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:05 PM   #8
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Jaywalking reminds me of Leno's sketch...I can't believe people are actually that fucking stupid!!! Not only that, I can't believe they're that fucking stupid and actually made it to the age that they're at and not dead or homeless!

Those are some retarded fucking people!!!
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:08 PM   #9
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Jaywalking reminds me of Leno's sketch...I can't believe people are actually that fucking stupid!!! Not only that, I can't believe they're that fucking stupid and actually made it to the age that they're at and not dead or homeless!

Those are some retarded fucking people!!!

ya, crossing a 10 foot wide street, at 2 am, when there are obviously no cars, and using the crosswalk, fucking idiots!!!
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:09 PM   #10
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You think they are bored in the city, I know of jaywalking tickets that where issued in rural Saskatchewan. I wish I was fucking joking, imagine a town with a population of some 3000 with a mountie issuing jaywalking tickets because that tractor 15 miles away that's driving at 5 mph may come get you.
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:10 PM   #11
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ya, crossing a 10 foot wide street, at 2 am, when there are obviously no cars, and using the crosswalk, fucking idiots!!!
Wordup. ;)
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:16 PM   #12
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Good ... Just go by the places you are supposed too . This is fucking annoying when you are driving and there is a happy fucker that runs across the street and almost make you cause a fucking acciden.t
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:34 AM   #13
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Gotta love it..irony at its best
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