"Teller: What does your business do?" ..."Employee: PORN" !!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

ProjectNaked · 12-15-2005, 03:18 PM

That's what one of my guys just told a teller in Pheonix....

Fresh · 12-15-2005, 04:03 PM

lolllll great thread title

seeric · 12-15-2005, 04:05 PM

thats great.

i tell people the same thing. i got no shame. you'd be suprised, most people i run into think its cool as hell and end up asking for passwords.

flashfire · 12-15-2005, 04:07 PM

should have said no "corn" we're farmers

Bama · 12-15-2005, 04:19 PM

I tell them I operate a franchise of lemonade stands - got 40-50 small kids working for me at any given time!

pussyluver · 12-15-2005, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

That's what one of my guys just told a teller in Pheonix....

A mistake to tell a bank. Some will close the account or freeze it for awhile.

You risk losing $.

Not attorney so I don't know if they can get away with it, but have heard some stories.

directfiesta · 12-15-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

A mistake to tell a bank. Some will close the account or freeze it for awhile.

You risk losing $.

Not attorney so I don't know if they can get away with it, but have heard some stories.

Indeed...

This is why I have 3 business accounts ...

Sosa · 12-15-2005, 04:28 PM

lol a teller at the bank asked me the same thing. I switched banks a few weeks later.

pussyluver · 12-15-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Indeed...

This is why I have 3 business accounts ...

Was just going through terms and conditons on a banks web site. A popup window flashed with an online rep offering to help (yes button and no "no" button so I just closed the window) ...... Me thinks they are watching to close.

mkx · 12-15-2005, 04:47 PM

unless the teller is hot, its none of their business and has no social advantage

RayBonga · 12-15-2005, 04:47 PM

I'm going to start Porno Bank.

A bank dedicated to serve the porn industry.

There's a need that the market is not fulfilling and I plan to take full advantage of that.

Anyone wants to join me?

Shoehorn! · 12-15-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

should have said no "corn" we're farmers

adultchica · 12-15-2005, 04:53 PM

OMG I would have killed the employee LOL

That's just something people at the bank don't need to know. If you are putting money in their bank, they should zip their lip and just be happy

RogerV · 12-15-2005, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

I'm going to start Porno Bank.

A bank dedicated to serve the porn industry.

There's a need that the market is not fulfilling and I plan to take full advantage of that.

Anyone wants to join me?

It cost 10 mil to open your own bank you need to have it in cash

ProjectNaked · 12-15-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

It cost 10 mil to open your own bank you need to have it in cash

Roger is good for a mil, only need 9 more investors

Just Mike · 12-15-2005, 05:31 PM

hope its not BofA they hate anything adult.

directfiesta · 12-15-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

Roger is good for a mil, only need 9 more investors

Buy Ibill ( they should pay you 5 mil easy to take on the liabilities ), scam the webmasters even more and you have the 10 to open your bank.

Repeat as needed.

je_rome · 12-15-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

I'm going to start Porno Bank.

A bank dedicated to serve the porn industry.

There's a need that the market is not fulfilling and I plan to take full advantage of that.

Anyone wants to join me?

If so I'll be needing an ATM so I can withdraw money anytime

Z · 12-15-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

If so I'll be needing an ATM so I can withdraw money anytime

The ATM's the easy part, it's getting the jackbooted thugs in the government who insure banks to approve the charter.

Not going to happen in the US...

kane · 12-15-2005, 05:48 PM

A few years back I got a letter from my bank telling me that they had good information that one of my checks was bad so that I should not spend that money for at least 10 days. I go down there and they tell me which check it is. the check is from AFF so I know it's golden as they always have been an A++ company. I ask them why they thought it was bad. The manager pulls me aside and tells me that the check is from a "adult" company and that usually those checks are bad. I then tell him that about 90% of the checks I bring in there are from "adult" companies and that none of them have ever bounced. He seemed a little shocked.

I then ask him that if I brought in a check from amazon.com would they hesitate to cash it and he said no. I then tell him that amazon has never made a profit and just goes . . . "oh." About three weeks later I was going to set up my business account with this bank they told me that they would not give me a business account since I hadn't had my personal account for more than a year with them. So I closed my account. Suddenly when I went to close my account with my nice savings balance the manager seemed to want to be my friend.

It was a classic moment when he came up to the teller window and asked why I was closing my account and I said, "well, it seems you are okay with my smut money once the checks clear and it's in my savings account, but you want nothing to do with the checks themselves." the woman at the next teller window looked over at me with a shocked look on her face. I just smiled at her and said, "don't worry, your secret is safe with me." She blushed, the manager blushed and I left.

The bank I have now all of them know and think it's cool or funny.

Promo Chicks · 12-15-2005, 06:05 PM

I was once asked by a teller about a large "Flint Digital" (HUSTER) check. She ask me if I worked for Huster. I said I do computer work for them. Then she said she was a model and was looking to do adult work.

Webby · 12-15-2005, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

A few years back I got a letter from my bank telling me that they had good information that one of my checks was bad so that I should not spend that money for at least 10 days. I go down there and they tell me which check it is. the check is from AFF so I know it's golden as they always have been an A++ company. I ask them why they thought it was bad. The manager pulls me aside and tells me that the check is from a "adult" company and that usually those checks are bad. I then tell him that about 90% of the checks I bring in there are from "adult" companies and that none of them have ever bounced. He seemed a little shocked.

Some folks really do live in an alien world kane

Used to love banks who send along "advisors" to tell ya all about the business you run and how they can help blah. Some were nice so was hard to be offensive to em - but one was a total idiot who claimed to know everything and dammit, would not quit making silly assumptions, - so he was given the GFY dialogue.

Bank managers love naked ladies kane - whether pics of em or in the flesh - it never fails

ProjectNaked · 12-15-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

hope its not BofA they hate anything adult.

Mike Okitch · 12-15-2005, 06:40 PM

I know that banks freak out first and ask questions later. But porn is a legal business and I'm curious to know if a bank has actually ever shut down someone's bank account and if so, has that person succesfully sued the bank?

sickkittens · 12-15-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Promo Chicks

I was once asked by a teller about a large "Flint Digital" (HUSTER) check. She ask me if I worked for Huster. I said I do computer work for them. Then she said she was a model and was looking to do adult work.

And you walked away not asking to do a shoot for her?

pocketkangaroo · 12-15-2005, 06:50 PM

I technically don't think you can shut someones bank account down for that. I know they can't turn down felons and criminals from opening accounts.

Nismo · 12-15-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

should have said no "corn" we're farmers

holy fuck. i spit gatorade all over my laptop.

kane · 12-15-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

I know that banks freak out first and ask questions later. But porn is a legal business and I'm curious to know if a bank has actually ever shut down someone's bank account and if so, has that person succesfully sued the bank?

If I remember correctly Silvercash had thier account closed and they had all kinds of issues once their bank found out they were an adult company.

Mike Okitch · 12-15-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

If I remember correctly Silvercash had thier account closed and they had all kinds of issues once their bank found out they were an adult company.

Do you know if they sued and if so, what was the outcome?

Wouldn't a bank need some evidence that the funds where proceeds of crime before they did that anyways?

woj · 12-15-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

should have said no "corn" we're farmers

DaddyHalbucks · 12-15-2005, 07:20 PM

It's always a good idea to have a few different bank accounts, just in case.

Bluewire Ross · 12-15-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

I'm going to start Porno Bank.

A bank dedicated to serve the porn industry.

There's a need that the market is not fulfilling and I plan to take full advantage of that.

Anyone wants to join me?

Oh,that's what I call "ONE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA." We have a Sperm Bank, now it's time to put up a Porn Bank.

JFK · 12-15-2005, 07:37 PM

We do internet marketing or freelance programming

kane · 12-15-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Do you know if they sued and if so, what was the outcome?

Wouldn't a bank need some evidence that the funds where proceeds of crime before they did that anyways?

As far as I know they didn't sue. I think it is one of those things where a bank, like most businesses, can refuse service to anyone.

Marshal · 12-15-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

We do internet marketing or freelance programming

for you! :D

Nubiles · 12-15-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

hope its not BofA they hate anything adult.

Strange, I see B of A on more sponsors checks than any other bank.

sfera · 12-15-2005, 08:29 PM

haha tell them its an acronym

Pete-KT · 12-15-2005, 08:30 PM

at sunglass hut the other day the guys asked what i do, i said i work in porn and he asked for a UN and PW i gave him one and he gave me a discount on what i bought

Fizzgig · 12-15-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

at sunglass hut the other day the guys asked what i do, i said i work in porn and he asked for a UN and PW i gave him one and he gave me a discount on what i bought

That's not exactly a financial institution, though.

Mike Okitch · 12-15-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

As far as I know they didn't sue. I think it is one of those things where a bank, like most businesses, can refuse service to anyone.

Sure, a bank can refuse service. Obviously, I was talking of an event where monies where seized.

Rob · 12-15-2005, 09:17 PM

Did he teller?

RayBonga · 12-16-2005, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

Roger is good for a mil, only need 9 more investors

Nice!

Any other investors?

You know you'll make it all back ten fold when we turn this into the next hot IPO.

RayBonga · 12-16-2005, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

If so I'll be needing an ATM so I can withdraw money anytime

We need to get this thing going.

One free fleshlight with every new account!

Egomancer · 12-16-2005, 06:35 AM

Even if the porn bank idea seems a joke, if anyone can start one it will be a great idea and money maker. With the current technology a bank is 80% computers and 20% marketing.

And the porn industry knows both good enough to make it succesfull...

Egomancer

dissipate · 12-16-2005, 06:36 AM

Even if not a "porn bank" what about a porn credit union - you can start those with far less money.

Matt_WildCash · 12-16-2005, 08:23 AM

Yep NEVER tell your bank, NEVER tell your ISP either. I told my ISP once and they refused to setup the co-locating server at there ISP NOC cause they knew I was going to be uploading porn movies on it. DOH!

Wizzo · 12-16-2005, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

I'm going to start Porno Bank.

A bank dedicated to serve the porn industry.

There's a need that the market is not fulfilling and I plan to take full advantage of that.

Anyone wants to join me?

your too late... already been done...

gornyhuy · 12-16-2005, 09:35 AM

Just say INTERNET MARKETING.
Their eyes will glaze over and no problems.

Webby · 12-16-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Just say INTERNET MARKETING.
Their eyes will glaze over and no problems.

Is that why immigration officers grin when you tell them you are employed in "internet marketing"??

Dammit.. then they want to check your laptop hard drives!

BuggyG · 12-16-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

thats great.

i tell people the same thing. i got no shame. you'd be suprised, most people i run into think its cool as hell and end up asking for passwords.

LOL!!
I get the same thing

And also.. guys always asking.. "So do you get alot action from porn stars or girls" and the 2nd best "So.. what does a guy need to get into the industry as a performer"

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