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Old 12-17-2005, 08:01 AM   #1
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:mad my penis is sleeping

what do i need to do to make it wake up ? helppppppppppppppp me
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:03 AM   #2
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well you're off to a flying start here on GFY ain't ya?
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:03 AM   #3
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A Turkey Fryer should wake it up.
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:03 AM   #4
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what do i need to do to make it wake up ? helppppppppppppppp me
1) attach jumper cables to your car battery
2) attach one cable end to your ballsack
3) attach other end to end of your dong

It should be awake within a few seconds.
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:51 AM   #5
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:53 AM   #6
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maybe a fleshlight?
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:53 AM   #7
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:01 AM   #9
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The pics made the 15 seconds of my life spent here worthwile
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:12 AM   #10
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1) attach jumper cables to your car battery
2) attach one cable end to your ballsack
3) attach other end to end of your dong

It should be awake within a few seconds.
that must really wake him up
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:16 AM   #11
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Dip it first in boiling water, then outside in the snow... That should do it
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