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12-20-2005, 07:59 PM
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I heard Chuck Norris died..
Could it actually happen...
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What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets* See http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html |
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12-20-2005, 08:00 PM
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Naw ..Chuck will probably live until his 90's
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12-20-2005, 08:01 PM
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I heard he doesn't sleep, he waits.
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What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets* See http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html |
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12-20-2005, 08:01 PM
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He looks like a twink
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12-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets* See http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html |
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What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets* See http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html |
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12-20-2005, 08:15 PM
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chuck is the man
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12-20-2005, 08:23 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:24 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:26 PM
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I heard that Chuck Norris sold his Soul to the devil then he round housed the devil in the face and got his soul back. Now it's rumored they play poker together on Wendsday nights.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a highschool football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referries to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck norris roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then perceided to bang every chick in the stadium
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12-20-2005, 08:27 PM
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Chiuck norris only masterbates to pictures of chuck norris.
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12-20-2005, 08:28 PM
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It was once beleived that chuck norris lost a fight to a pirate, but that was just rumors created by chuck norris to lure in more pirates
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12-20-2005, 08:30 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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12-20-2005, 08:30 PM
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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12-20-2005, 08:31 PM
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Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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12-20-2005, 08:31 PM
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Chuck norris does not know about this site, otherwise he'd have deleted the internet
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12-20-2005, 08:32 PM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. |
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12-20-2005, 08:32 PM
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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12-20-2005, 08:33 PM
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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12-20-2005, 08:34 PM
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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12-20-2005, 08:34 PM
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris
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12-20-2005, 08:36 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:39 PM
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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12-20-2005, 08:40 PM
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya"
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12-20-2005, 08:41 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:42 PM
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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12-20-2005, 08:45 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:45 PM
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Chuck Norris once destroyed the entire world, but rebuilt it faster than the human mind can comprehend, so no one noticed.
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12-20-2005, 08:52 PM
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He should make a comeback movie.
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12-20-2005, 08:52 PM
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If Chuck Norris had a dime for every man that didn't die from his roundhouse kick, he would have no dimes.
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12-20-2005, 09:04 PM
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His ghastly decaying body would indicate that he died and has been rotting since his death. Notice how his last few appearances on Television and Film were quite odd? It appears, perhaps, that somebody is/has been pulling a ?Weekend at Bernie?s? with Chuck's corpse?? |
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12-20-2005, 09:07 PM
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1-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2-When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. 3-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4- Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. 5- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 6- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. 7- Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. 8- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 9- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 10- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 11- Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. 12- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 13- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. 14- If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 15- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 16- Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. 17- To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. 18- There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. 19- Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking." 20- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 21- Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 22- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 23- Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. 24- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 25- The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise, " and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. 26- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 27- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. 28- Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". 29- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 30- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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12-20-2005, 09:27 PM
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lol where u get all that
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Lol..Those are great quotes
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12-20-2005, 10:04 PM
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is
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12-20-2005, 10:24 PM
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...and here's for the finale..
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I have never liked that guy. Cant act to save his life, and if they did not swing the target towards his fist/foot, he would never make contact.
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12-20-2005, 10:45 PM
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Holy fuck I havent laughed this hard in a LONG time
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he is kinda interesting... ;)
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I dont remember the last time i spent 15 min laughing straight
5- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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12-20-2005, 11:08 PM
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chuck doesnt die, he takes naps
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BEST - THREAD - EVER
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is this chuck norris 'trend' or whatever really the brilliance of some odd marketing tactic by Norris's agents ?
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12-20-2005, 11:40 PM
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He's gay. Here's proof.
 And if you're really bored, go check out the Chuck Norris fact generator: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/.
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Holy shit, best thread ever
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
This is some funny shit
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