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04-03-2002, 03:19 PM
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Looking California
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Better late than never......
Defense Attorney: "What is your age?"
Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old." DA: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?" LOL: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me." DA: "Did you know him?" LOL: "No, but he sure was friendly." DA: "What happened after he sat down?" LOL: "He started to rub my thigh." DA: "Did you stop him?" LOL: "No, I didn't stop him." DA: "Why not?" LOL: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago." DA: "What happened next?" LOL: "He began to rub my breasts." DA: "Did you stop him then?" LOL: "No, I did not stop him." DA: "Why not?" LOL: "Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!" DA: "What happened next?" LOL: "Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him 'Take me, young man, take me!'" DA: "Did he take you?" LOL: "Hell, no. He just yelled 'April Fool!!!' ...and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!" |
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04-03-2002, 03:23 PM
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nice one
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04-03-2002, 03:26 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Go Granny!
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04-03-2002, 03:27 PM
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04-03-2002, 04:12 PM
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Too funny Elvis!! More of those!!!!
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04-03-2002, 04:22 PM
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Hahaha. Funny shit
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04-03-2002, 04:33 PM
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04-03-2002, 04:37 PM
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ROFLMAFO!!
Bunky
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04-03-2002, 04:37 PM
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she shoulda shot him in the legs so she could still get her goodies
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