Christians Are Fucking Retards & Merry Christmas - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:21 PM

Ok come on now, does anyone REALLY buy all of the Jesus Christ Bible bullshit?

I mean, what kind of fucktards actually think that shit is real?

Oh well, Merry Christmas!

Spunky · 12-24-2005, 06:22 PM

Blasphemy..repent sinner..Jesus forgives everybody

Harmon · 12-24-2005, 06:22 PM

fuck you faggetti

Merry Xmas

OTerror · 12-24-2005, 06:22 PM

whats your religion?

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OTerror

whats your religion?

I'm a Fagnostic.

nico-t · 12-24-2005, 06:23 PM

religion is bad for your health

baddog · 12-24-2005, 06:23 PM

If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

MetaMan · 12-24-2005, 06:23 PM

i know its probly hard to read the bible with a cock in your face all the time.

STFU

SquireMD · 12-24-2005, 06:24 PM

only a few billion people...

merry christmas mr. alley

Monique Niccole · 12-24-2005, 06:26 PM

Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

Now see how that ignorance thing works both ways?

MetaMan · 12-24-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

Now see how that ignorance thing works both ways?

that was beautiful!

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

I don't think most straight people that I know were meant to mate. Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Humans are the only species in which any gimp under the sun can, and does, procreate.

Alex · 12-24-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

Brings the family together.
Exchanging presents.(Helps Economy)
And a lot of people do a lot of charity in the name of CHristmas.

Alex · 12-24-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Which is why gay people cant reproduce.
Nature's way of weeding out the problem

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

I'm gay, I like to decorate

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Which is why gay people cant reproduce.
Nature's way of weeding out the problem

Thank god for that, amen brother! The last thing I'd want to have to worry about is shitting out a newborn.

baddog · 12-24-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Thank god for that, amen brother! The last thing I'd want to have to worry about is shitting out a newborn.

I guess that is the orifice it would come out of.

escorpio · 12-24-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm gay, I like to decorate

You silly goose!

Monique Niccole · 12-24-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I don't think most straight people that I know were meant to mate. Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Humans are the only species in which any gimp under the sun can, and does, procreate.

By "mate", I didn't mean procreate; and it still doesn't change the ignorance of your initial statement.

I'm not even that religious. I go to church only on the off chance that I want to hear a little gospel music and I've been known to lick a little snatch. But I believe in not telling people to go fuck themselves for their beliefs or their the way they choose to live their lives.

FlogTheLog · 12-24-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

Amen to that..

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

By "mate", I didn't mean procreate;

Then you're going to burn in hell, because most major religions believe that having sex for the sole purpose of gratification is sinful. Use condoms? Use birth control? Jackoff and spill your seed on paper towels? Burn!

Besides, you take shit WAY too seriously, and sound like you have a bigger dick stuck up your ass than I usually do.

Chill.

Monique Niccole · 12-24-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Besides, you take shit WAY too seriously, and sound like you have a bigger dick stuck up your ass than I usually do.

Chill.

Not even close. I'm actually just fucking around with you and wasting some time in between working.

I didn't think you were all that serious in your initial post and I'm just busting your balls.

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I didn't think you were all that serious in your initial post and I'm just busting your balls.

Fag

fris · 12-24-2005, 06:55 PM

god is female. what man would make up thou shall not commit adultery.

Monique Niccole · 12-24-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Fag

I hope you get coal in your stocking

nico-t · 12-24-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

god is female. what man would make up thou shall not commit adultery.

a gay man?

12-24-2005, 07:13 PM

Hey WTF has this thread become?

BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro

Merry Xmas to all!

BoyAlley · 12-24-2005, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

Hey WTF has this thread become?

BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro

I KNOW tell me about it!!!! They make such a big deal out of persecuting Christians these days.

Heck there was time when barbecuing them over an open fire or feeding them to lions was an acceptable and much loved pastime.

Ah, the good old days....

xNetworx · 12-24-2005, 07:48 PM

This post is wrong in so many ways

devilspost · 12-24-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

This post is wrong in so many ways

True dat but he is right nobody buys the shit fo real they say they do so they can belong to the herd.

MetaMan · 12-24-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

True dat but he is right nobody buys the shit fo real they say they do so they can belong to the herd.

thanks gangster, now say it in english.

spacedog · 12-24-2005, 08:31 PM

some devout christain today was searching websites on "Crucifixion" today on MSN & arrived at my blog.

I wonder if he or she was shocked into genuflection

Not sure if I spelled that right? Genuflection, what an odd word.

devilspost · 12-24-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

thanks gangster, now say it in english.

Where is the white craker honkey translation site dats what a brother be needn dont make me axe you again.

escorpio · 12-24-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro

metro = fag that hasn't come out yet

12-24-2005, 06:21 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Christians Are Fucking Retards & Merry Christmas Ok come on now, does anyone REALLY buy all of the Jesus Christ Bible bullshit? I mean, what kind of fucktards actually think that shit is real? Oh well, Merry Christmas!

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i know its probly hard to read the bible with a cock in your face all the time. STFU

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SquireMD ICQ # 229-616-436 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Land of Marion Barry Posts: 794	only a few billion people... merry christmas mr. alley

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate? Now see how that ignorance thing works both ways?

12-24-2005, 07:13 PM	#27
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Hey WTF has this thread become? BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people and besides, I am a metro Merry Xmas to all!

12-24-2005, 07:48 PM	#29
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	This post is wrong in so many ways

12-24-2005, 08:31 PM	#32
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	some devout christain today was searching websites on "Crucifixion" today on MSN & arrived at my blog. I wonder if he or she was shocked into genuflection Not sure if I spelled that right? Genuflection, what an odd word.