Ed Ufo Story Part 4

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Part 4


Once I decided I was good, damn, and ready I went outside and told Mrs Tribble to get inside and put some clothes on

As she woke up she got violent and threw a rock at me, I told her not to throw a rock at me women

Mrs Tribble finally went in and put clothes on and I got back to my sittin

Mrs Tribble came back in the room and told me she needed to tell me something

She said ?when those aliens took me into the room, they fucked me, fucked me in the ass, that?s why it?s gapped?

I just sit there and shook my head, because I didn?t give a damn

I tell Mrs Tribble about being poked, stared at, having my glasses broken, and the aliens eating my hair

Mrs Tribble says ?Maybe we should tell this to the class?

I then say they need to learn this stuff and learn how to get probed

I then say they need to know what these things look like so I will draw a picture before we head to Donner Springs

I take a paper and a pen and since I can?t draw good I will just draw a big circle with 2 black circles for eyes

I couldn?t draw well so I draw a box and lines for arms and I big dick in the middle

Then we headed to school

We get in the car and I drive while I drive Mrs Tribble is giving me head

We get to the teachers parking lot and we head to the classroom

Mrs Tribble goes to get the kids

When they come in they are looking at me and the one that gave me the dirty look said ?Goddamn Edd and points to my dick and I realize it?s hanging out and I say your point is boy

The kid said ?were not suppose to be seeing this in school I then grab it and put it back in

Class started and I went and sat in my chair by the card system

I got board so I pulled out my knife and started hacking at the wall

The kid that gave me the dirty look tells me I have issues

I then say I got a knife and you don?t

the kid then turned around

When recess came I went back to the kids desk, and I carved my name in it

After recess the kid comes to me and said ?What?s wrong with you Ed

I then say Boy that is wood and I gave it a wielding

Nothing much happened until lunch and I needed more eatins so I went to the lunch room,and I stole food from the kid that looks at me wrong

He said Ed I paid for these

I reply well I didn?t and I then stole Bens Milk Carton

I then ran back to the classroom and started eating

The milk starts giving me problems so I stab it and pour it over my head drinking what went in my mouth

I then threw my trash in the kid that gave me the dirty looks desk

The kids are then brought back into the classroom

The kid that gave me a dirty look finds a leaking milk carton and he then throws it on the ground and gives me a dirty look

Mrs Tribble then says you don?t litter this classroom and made him move his card and I just laughed

While Mrs Tribble is teaching I see a UFO out the window, and I then start screaming and yelling and before anyone sees it the UFO flies off and the kid that gave me the dirty looks calls me a liar

I then call him a dirty little fuck and I grab his arm and tell him he will believe me
then Mrs Tribble separates us

Mrs Tribble starts teaching again and I see an unmarked military helicopter

I start screaming it?s the government and Mrs Tribble sees it to

She then yell's ?oh hell fucking no not at my school

She grabs a stapler and runs down the hall

I then climb and fall out the window cause the helicopter is looking at me I jump out the window and runs to the helicopter and yell shit at it

We get past the backstop and jump the fence

We then yell at the helicopter and I yell I saw it I saw it

We jumped about 5 Wire fences and climb the mountain

Mrs Tribble yells you government trash and throws the stapler

It the files off to the north

We then walk back to the school and it took about 30 minutes

When we come back to the class we find Mr. Earnest yelling ?where?s your fucking teacher

I tell him not to take that tone and he then tells us we can?t leave the class room

He then finally leaves

Mrs Tribble tells the class about being abducted by aliens

I then start by telling then about how we were fucking and how I tore that ass and how it was like a jackhammer into asphalt

We saw a beam and im on a table
Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod
He then stuck it up my ass
The alien looked like he was enjoying it
And to tell the truth so was I
It got deeper and deeper unlit it pulled out
Once it came out I took a shit on his table
The one I pissed on looked offended again

I then showed the picture I drew and tell the kids to pass it around

When it got to the kid that gave me a dirty look he says he can draw a better picture and asked why it had 3 legs

I then reply that his dick son

The door then busted open and the 2 MIB?s walked in

The first one said you can?t tell them what didn?t happen

Mrs Tribble charges at the 2nd one then he pulls out the object and knocks her out

The first one tells them that he didn?t know what I told them and told the kids they saw a helicopter and that they were high and drunk

The second one pulled out the dirty sack and one of the kids yells that smells like crap

Ben says he didn?t see a helicopter and he saw a UFO

The first one says ?if you want to exist you saw a helicopter

Ben says? I saw a UFO?

The first one looks at the second and the second pulls out the object and knocks Ben out cold

Mr. Earnest runs in and ?yells what is happening?

The first one says nothing is happening and pulled out the paper and told him to sign it

Mr. Earnest says he won?t sign it until he finds out who they are

The first one says that?s it you no longer exist and the second one ran up and knocked him out

While this is happening I pisses my sack and started yelling I piss my sack I piss my sack

The kid that gave me a dirty look says I don?t care and runs up and kicks me

I then get pissed off and try to charge at him, but I hit the projector and it falls on me

The MIB that don?t talk dragged Mr. Earnest, Ben, Mrs Tribble and I down the hallway

The MIB's put Mrs Tribble and Mr. Earnest on top of each other in the backseat, and me and Ben are thrown in the trunk

The car then drives off

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Im gona shoot it wiht my .45 you fuck we dont play that shit where IM from.

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