Ed Ufo Story Part 9

[Mrs Tribbles Bull Wip]

While Luther Reigns wasX boxing it up he started yelling at the screen
Dammit, FUCK, Die bitch Ughhhhhhhhh.

Then he started pulling his hair out and a person on X box live said over the microphone why are you always yelling

Luther Reigns said what the fuck are you talking about cockswald

How can you even talk to me like that when your name is cockswald go fist yourself

Luther then got more pissed cause the X box locked up

Luther started shacking it and then hit it

The X box made some grinding sound and then started shacking

I yelled Luther the X box is having a seziure

Luther yelles I dont give a fucking and then hit it agian

The X box's CD door busted opean and the CD went flying out missing Luther by inches

When he turned around he saw the CD enbedded in the wall

I yelled it gave my wall a fucking

While we were just standing there looking at the wall the X box made some high pitched sound and started rolling it self across the ground and into the wall

Luther said this pice of fuck is getting a throwin and took it out side to put it in the trash

While Luther was out there he started staring at the sky and saw a UFO

The UFO decended into the field and just sat there

Luther Reigns yelled o hell no it ant be setting on my grass boy

So Luther ran up to it and started punching it yelling fuck you UFO

He then started kicking it and a door opeaned

A small gray alien came out of the UFO and gave Luther a retarted look

Luther said dont be giving me an eye balling

It started turning it's head all tricked like and made some noises

It then squirted some blue goo on the ground

Luther then says whats this here stuff and snifted it

The alien gave Luther the look agian

Luther said you want some peas come with me

The alien fallowed Luther to the house and came through the front door

It then got down on the carpet and licked it

I said boy dont be doing that the food be in the kitchen

The alien then went in the kicten and started pulling shit out of the cabinites

It tried to opean cans but could not so it gave them a throwin

It then pulled out a bag of chips and pulled the whole bag apart causing the chips to fall on the floor

The alien then ate them off the floor

It then went to the refrigerater and started pulling pickels out

It opeaned them up and drank the juice

When it was done it threw them on the floor breaking the glass

Then it pulled out mustard and kectup and sprayed them in it's mouth and all over it's head

When it was done with that it pulled out a steak and started eating raw meat

It ate a few pices of it and then had a strange look on it's face and threw up all over the kicthen table

Then it went back to the fridge and pulled out a 6 pack and drank everyone of them

Luther yelled I can take more down then that and pulled out a six pack and downed it in two minutes

The alien then gave Luther the finger and then drank anouther six pack

Luther said Ill show you a faster way to drink beer

Luther then went and got a funnel and stuck it in the aliens mouth

He then started pouring all the beer down the funnel and emptyed two more six pack before he removed the funnel

The alien tryed to walk but fell down and put it's head threw a wall

It then got up and threw up on Luther

The alien stumbled down the hallway and opeaned ED's bed room door where he was fucking Mrs. Tribble and tearing in hard

ED saw the alien and yelled fuck you

Mrs. Tribble yelled O hell no you ant gapping my ass again and threw a lamp at the alien nocking it down

The aline got up and tried to get violent but threw up on ED and pissed all over the sheats

ED yells this is my trizzes and you dont be fucking it

The alien gave him the funger and pulled out a probe

He tried to stick it in Mrs. Tribble put ED punched it

The alien then jizzed in ED eyes, and ED started yelling it burns it fucking burns

ED then went and tried to run to the bathroom to wash his eyes out but could not see where he was going and ran into a wall going through it

Mrs. Tribble pulled out a bull wip and wiped the alien in the eye with it and then stuck it's dick

The alien made a loud squicking noise and fell down gabbing it's dick

ED then got up and washed his eyes out

He then went and got a roll of duck tape and taped up the alien while it was on the ground

Mrs. Tribble then pulled out a ball gag and put it in it's mouth while yelling your gona pay

She then started spacking it

While this was happening Luther Reigns said let me get the camera

When he returned it started filming Mrs. Tribble as she BSDM'ed the alien up

After she was done spacking it she pulled out the bull wip and wiped it agian

The alien started crawling off and made it to the living room where Mrs. Tribble punched it nuts sack

The alien made anouther high pitched noise and passed out

After this happened we herd a loud screaching sound and the MIB's drove threw our fround window and end up crashing there car into our living room

Luther yelled o shit it be MIB's and ran off to hide in the closet

The first MIB came out of the car all dazzed like and Mrs. Tribble pulled out the .45 and started shooting at the MIB

The first MIB took cover behind the car door and the second one came flying out over the hood of the car and hit Mrs. Tribble in the head multiple times with the black object

The first MIB said What the fuck is going on here as he looked at the taped up and ball gaged alien.

The second MIB picked up the alien by the neck and threw it in the trunk

ED then said where you be taken it and you better pay for my smashed up wall

The first MIB said this alien does not exist there for we can not be tacking it, and because we did not drive through your wall to take and alien that does not eixist your wall therefor it is not dameged and no car drove throw it

ED said but you can see that a car smashed right through the front window

The first MIB said if anyone says a car drove throw this window they no longer exist

The first MIB got back in the car and the second one also got back in but not before hitting Mrs. Tribble agian with the black object just for the fun of it

They then pulled out of our living room and drove off

I yelled to Luther he could come out now but he did not

I went to the closet and opeaned the door and found him jakcing off and video tapping it

I said what are you doing and he said doing more filming for a docamertey on your UFO experiance

Then we all went back to sleep with me and Mrs. Tribble in the bed and Luther sleeping in the closet