Why deaf / mute girls are better: Top 10 reasons - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 12-31-2005, 03:16 AM

As you know I have had this thing for deaf girls and as I was laying in bed last night I was trying to figure out why. This is what I came up with. Feel free to discuss.

10) You always get the last word in an argument and you will always get away with your little smart ass comments as she walks away.

09) You can talk to other girls on the phone right in front of them and they have no idea who you are speaking to. You can also talk about other girls you are banging to your buddies in front of them, and they will have no clue what your talking about as long as you keep pointing to her and smiling as you stroke her hand.

08) You can sit in silence all day long if you want or listen to music that YOU want to listen to. You always get to play DJ in the car and listen to music or the TV as loud as you want.

07) You can learn from them how to communicate without words. Very helpful for the next deaf / mute you may encounter.

06) They don't nag you to death. And if they start with the sign language you can just simply act like you have no clue what she means and go about your business. They can get pissed all day long and you don't have to hear about it. Just make sure there is not a pen or pencil in the house that she can get to start writing.

05) They are very attentive and respectful. If you take the time to communicate with them, they will do anything for you.

04) They can watch TV while you are working, reading or talking to another girl on the phone... and you can turn of the sound. They don't know the difference. They will watch it and leave you alone.

03) They don't talk on the phone and giggle with their friends all day over stupid shit like shoes.

02) When you get mad at them you can call them anything you want as long as you do it with a smile, and she will smile back. Things like: "you dumb stupid hahahaha", "Your a dirty fucking whore, get out of my face" or "why am I wasting my time with such a piece of shit like you?" All things that would get you killed from a girl that could hear.

And the #1 reason that deaf / mute girls are better....

01) You can fart as much as you want, anywhere you want, and as long as it's not a stinker your in the clear. They never, ever know you just burned one under the covers.

sonofsam · 12-31-2005, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

09) You can talk to other girls on the phone right in front of them and they have no idea who you are speaking to. You can also talk about other girls you are banging to your buddies in front of them, and they will have no clue what your talking about as long as you keep pointing to her and smiling as you stroke her hand.

Have fun getting your dick chopped off when you're sleeping.. most deaf girls know how to read lips to some extent

DWB · 12-31-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Have fun getting your dick chopped off when you're sleeping.. most deaf girls know how to read lips to some extent

I'm sorry. I forgot to mention I'm sitting in Thailand. American or English speaking women are of no interest to me.

kmanrox · 12-31-2005, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Have fun getting your dick chopped off when you're sleeping.. most deaf girls know how to read lips to some extent

hahahaaaaaaaa

DWB: Your posts are the only captivating posts that make me smile on this whole board. Does your bitch have any mute friends for me to try? What is the law on when they want to say 'NO' when you wanna fuck them, if they can't say it, is it still illegal for you to bang them anyway? My friend Kobe wants me to ask this...

DWB · 12-31-2005, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

hahahaaaaaaaa

DWB: Your posts are the only captivating posts that make me smile on this whole board. Does your bitch have any mute friends for me to try? What is the law on when they want to say 'NO' when you wanna fuck them, if they can't say it, is it still illegal for you to bang them anyway? My friend Kobe wants me to ask this...

Thanks Kman.

I know YES and NO in sign language so there is never an issue. They have also been teaching me some others and I am picking it up quickly. I don't know if it is correct sign language or not, but it is what they all use here.

Last night I was able to communicate with no problems for the girl to get out of bed, clean my load out of her hole, get dressed, take the money, go to Burger King and get me a chicken combo meal #5 with small coke and fries, easy on the sauce. She did exactly and when she came back she fed me, then laid me down for some more fucking. All this without a single word or nagging. What more could a guy ask for?

Happy New Years!!!!!

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Why deaf / mute girls are better: Top 10 reasons As you know I have had this thing for deaf girls and as I was laying in bed last night I was trying to figure out why. This is what I came up with. Feel free to discuss. 10) You always get the last word in an argument and you will always get away with your little smart ass comments as she walks away. 09) You can talk to other girls on the phone right in front of them and they have no idea who you are speaking to. You can also talk about other girls you are banging to your buddies in front of them, and they will have no clue what your talking about as long as you keep pointing to her and smiling as you stroke her hand. 08) You can sit in silence all day long if you want or listen to music that YOU want to listen to. You always get to play DJ in the car and listen to music or the TV as loud as you want. 07) You can learn from them how to communicate without words. Very helpful for the next deaf / mute you may encounter. 06) They don't nag you to death. And if they start with the sign language you can just simply act like you have no clue what she means and go about your business. They can get pissed all day long and you don't have to hear about it. Just make sure there is not a pen or pencil in the house that she can get to start writing. 05) They are very attentive and respectful. If you take the time to communicate with them, they will do anything for you. 04) They can watch TV while you are working, reading or talking to another girl on the phone... and you can turn of the sound. They don't know the difference. They will watch it and leave you alone. 03) They don't talk on the phone and giggle with their friends all day over stupid shit like shoes. 02) When you get mad at them you can call them anything you want as long as you do it with a smile, and she will smile back. Things like: "you dumb stupid hahahaha", "Your a dirty fucking whore, get out of my face" or "why am I wasting my time with such a piece of shit like you?" All things that would get you killed from a girl that could hear. And the #1 reason that deaf / mute girls are better.... 01) You can fart as much as you want, anywhere you want, and as long as it's not a stinker your in the clear. They never, ever know you just burned one under the covers.