Fred Quimby's FAILPROOF way of picking up the hottest women. - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 12-30-2005, 11:27 AM

This fail proof method will have women lining up to give you their phone numbers.

So I take my 18 month old son to the mall yesterday with one of my single friends. So it's just the 2 of us and my son. As soon as we walked in some old couple was giving us a strange look. Probabably b/c they though we were 2 gay guys with a baby.

But it just wasn't old people looking at us. I swear it was like a literal chick magnet. Women just kept coming up saying things like "what a beautiful little boy" or saying to my son "are you and daddy out shopping today?"

As a fluke I said "No we are just baby sitting"

Each time another person would ask, I said the same thing. Most of the women were shocked yet wanted to know much more. Are they your cousins? was the next most often asked question. I said "nope, just our good friends."

Conclusion: Two guys babysitting a friend's 18 month old toddler shows the ultimate in responsibility. You could be the ugliest guy in the world but it would show that there is a mother out there that trusts her child's life with you.

My friend got 3 numbers and 1 email during the 45 minutes that we sat there and ate lunch.

corvette · 12-30-2005, 11:28 AM

can i borrow your kid?

Fred Quimby · 12-30-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

can i borrow your kid?

No

But you can take him shopping

8 Characters · 12-30-2005, 11:30 AM

What do you want to pick up women for?

Pete-KT · 12-30-2005, 11:31 AM

kids always attract chicks, as long as they dont show up with there own baggage;)

corvette · 12-30-2005, 11:32 AM

i have to take the bait shopping, in order to catch a fish that will want me to take her shopping?

getting harder and harder...

Fred Quimby · 12-30-2005, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8 Characters

What do you want to pick up women for?

It was for the benefit of my single friend.

Conclusion:

If you have a guy friend with a baby, go out with him and the baby

12-30-2005, 11:27 AM	#1
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	Fred Quimby's FAILPROOF way of picking up the hottest women. This fail proof method will have women lining up to give you their phone numbers. So I take my 18 month old son to the mall yesterday with one of my single friends. So it's just the 2 of us and my son. As soon as we walked in some old couple was giving us a strange look. Probabably b/c they though we were 2 gay guys with a baby. But it just wasn't old people looking at us. I swear it was like a literal chick magnet. Women just kept coming up saying things like "what a beautiful little boy" or saying to my son "are you and daddy out shopping today?" As a fluke I said "No we are just baby sitting" Each time another person would ask, I said the same thing. Most of the women were shocked yet wanted to know much more. Are they your cousins? was the next most often asked question. I said "nope, just our good friends." Conclusion: Two guys babysitting a friend's 18 month old toddler shows the ultimate in responsibility. You could be the ugliest guy in the world but it would show that there is a mother out there that trusts her child's life with you. My friend got 3 numbers and 1 email during the 45 minutes that we sat there and ate lunch. __________________

12-30-2005, 11:28 AM	#2
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12-30-2005, 11:32 AM	#6
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	i have to take the bait shopping, in order to catch a fish that will want me to take her shopping? getting harder and harder... __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

12-30-2005, 11:30 AM	#4
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12-30-2005, 11:31 AM	#5
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