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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Which one of you Sponsors knows how to Treat a Woman Right at Xmas Time???? (DRAMA)
... So the doorbell rang AGAIN today. (6th time this week.) It was FedEx.
Surprise, surprise... ANOTHER package for SHAP from someone in the industry. So I sit and watch while he opens 'his' boxes. Then, I sit by patiently while he plays with 'his' new toys. Well today, I've officially had enough and I am not keeping quiet any longer. ![]() I have a question. Why are all the Xmas gifts aimed at pleasing the GUYS? Last time I checked there were a few HOT BUSINESS CHICKS in this industry! Listen up, I am also the owner of Twistys. I work just as hard as Shap. Why is it that nobody sent ME a pair of diamond earrings for Xmas? Nobody sent ME a Cartier pen? Nobody sent ME a massage at my local spa? Nobody even sent an Xmas card with my name on it! Everything just goes to Shap. A Plasma tv for Shap. An Xbox360 for Shap. A PSP for Shap. 2 fancy pens for Shap. Tons of chocolates for Shap. 2 ipods for Shap. Bah! Right now I say ![]() ![]() Can somebody tell me WHY this industry is kissing HIS butt and nobody is even trying to indulge me with one, measly ass-kissing feminine holiday sentiment? Heck, I'd settle for a pair of socks at this point! I have the power to redirect signups wherever I want them to go. Remember, I AM THE Owner of Twistys, Thumbzilla, BigBreastLovers, SexApe, Picwarehouse. Somebody show me the LOVE and I'll show you the SIGNUPS. ![]() Ok, so which of you sponsors has the BALLS to step it up and TREAT THIS LADY!? xoxo |
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Ummm.... I will keep my mouth shut here
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I need a beer
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All I got was another lump of coal
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I can send you a dildo if you want ?
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maybe they are saving everything for Xmas day... Seeing that xmas is not over yet.
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#6 |
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what sponsor is giving away plasmas as gifts?
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P.s. Videosz... I do all our accounting. I know for a FACT I have sent you over 100k worth of business this year. Same with AEBN. More than 100 grand this year! If you haven't sent our Xmas gifts yet, ERASE Shap's name and put mine on there instead. See list above!
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Hey for traffic and signups like you are saying message me at 703 032 or e mail [email protected] and i'll deff take care of you and send out some nice female related gifts.
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I sale used butt beads
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I bet this thread will have some good result on your doorbell ring ;)
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Xmas Gifts from Sponsors ROCK!
Babe, just because Mallcom sent those 4 dildos and 3 vibrators in November doesn't mean you can't consider it an XMAS gift. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Hey Shap, tell everyone how that 'STAY HARD' cream Ric (Mallcom) sent you hasn't been working!!!!!
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Whoooooooooooo Whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
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Let's do some business!
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How would you like a gift basket from Bath & Body Works?
Situations like this are why its important to know the people you do business with. Personalized gifts are always very, very nice.
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And they say Post counts don't mean shit.
Shap: 2085 Posts = XMAS GIFTS WOOOHOOOO ![]() Shapette: 39 Posts = WHO DAT???? |
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So Fucking Banned
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How about if I offer to optimize the next one of these ( http://www.pradult.com/2005/12/04/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/11/01/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/10/05/tw...-of-the-month/ ) that comes across my desk, and do it in your name?
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Let's do some business!
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Here's something I'm sure Shapette would love and appreciate.
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family Or maybe something as simple as this (its the thought that counts!) http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family
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Any other "Business Babes" seeing the same thing from sponsors? Here is a short list:
PK, Vanilla Deville, Naughty Allie, Sharon (Mrs. Worldsex/AL4A), tASSy, KimmyKim, Odie, Sunny Leone, Sarah (Mrs. Drinking Harder), Punker Barbie, Lady Mischief.... ???? Any of you gals getting 'female' gifts? ![]() |
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#24 |
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How about something personalized like a T-shirt embroidered with your initials?
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Marina WILL have my babies!
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Start promoting FreakBucks.com on your tgps and I will send YOU a gift and traffic to Twistys
![]() Lots of hosted gals, micro niche sites that convert, up to $35 per trial < / endspam > |
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Uh oh!
Shap, I think I'm in love with your wife based solely on this thread! ![]() Great thread, Shapette, you tell em! ![]()
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Marina WILL have my babies!
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Marina WILL have my babies!
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Marina WILL have my babies!
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Shap may have some explaining to do, we sent this to you in your name.
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Oh and that reminds me, Shap, next time you are in miami let me know, we have been hitting up NHL games like crazy here. We get great tickets because not many florida people like hockey and when the big name teams come through. Toronto, Ottawa, Detroit lastnight.
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Love this thread!!!
LMFAO!!! Shapette - you know I've had love for you FOR YEARS (platonic that is ![]() See you both in Vegas Shapette is a stone cold ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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HAHAHA this happens all the time as Cory said mostly on IM. there are 2 of us named Kourosh .. in the same biz. very strange indeed. It was great seeing you in LA too. I hope to see you guys in Vegas and I hope people start to realize that you have been doing this shit for a long time and you know your stuff more than 95% of the men in this biz ![]()
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Socks?
I just brought a cute pair that I want to keep for myself as a stocking stuffer and I will send them to you...you may not know who they are from but then again I am not a sponsor yet I know how it feels ![]() |
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