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media · 12-30-2005, 12:48 PM

What would your reaction be if someone asked "Would you allow me to orally please you all night and just appreciate your pussy!?!?", what would you say?

Seriously, if someone who was attractive said this to you in a bar.. what would you do?

We had a debate going on this last night... I'd like to hear some answers here..

seeric · 12-30-2005, 12:53 PM

who told you about my line?

ROFL

8 Characters · 12-30-2005, 12:54 PM

They'd say 'I have a vibrator for that'

LauraLee · 12-30-2005, 12:57 PM

I would say i am flattered but no. Not my style. And yes, i realize i am lame.

now lets move on to the girlies with the better/more exciting answers...

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-30-2005, 01:00 PM

If she thinks you look good I think she will.

but if you are butt ugly I don't think so. Girls know the wanna fuck as soon as they meet you. where's that chart on trying to fuck girls?

LexiLexxx · 12-30-2005, 01:27 PM

I would say ...Hell yeah, but you have to clean the house in the morning!

Mistress/Slave type love.

Hehe

Babagirls · 12-30-2005, 01:28 PM

tell'em to fuck off.

pornguy · 12-30-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

I would say ...Hell yeah, but you have to clean the house in the morning!

Mistress/Slave type love.

Hehe

Why do I now feel that this is a man posting??

media · 12-30-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

I would say i am flattered but no. Not my style. And yes, i realize i am lame.

now lets move on to the girlies with the better/more exciting answers...

I think honestly this is what most girls would say...

I really enjoy licking pussy... So say I was single, and some chick just said to me, hey do you wanna lick my pussy, I think I'd do it... but how often does that happen? So what if the guy blatantly asked it..

You think he'd get slapped 9 out of 10 times?

Elli · 12-30-2005, 02:46 PM

I would laugh.

and laugh.

Also, I've noticed that a guy who uses his oral skills as his main selling point lacks.. confidence.. in other areas.

viki · 12-30-2005, 02:51 PM

I would think it was pretty creepy. The whole statement would make me think he was the clingy/pussy whipped type in a relationship.

And, as Elli said, I would laugh.

RRRED · 12-30-2005, 02:52 PM

That actually happened to me once!! This is a funny story and I'm not full of shit whatsoever.. Some asshole asked me that when me and my g/f were out on the town. I was horrified. I don't like being talked to like that from some idiot that I don't know let alone some idiot I DO know...

Anyway, instead of telling him to fuck off I acted like I was all flattered and giggled and said "I'll tell you what. Normally I don't do that sort of thing but I've had a bad week and that is exactly what I am after tonight. But one condition. You have to go shave your moustache and gotee... "

He was like "I haven't shaved that OFF for 6 years or more. I can't do that." So I said "Ok I'm sorry I just have this weird thing about facial hair".

He leaves and me and my girlfriend laugh for the next couple hour about it. We have a couple beers and are just hanging out when GUESS WHO comes in the door with a freshly shaven face??? BAHAHAHA

He comes up to me and asks if he can buy me a drink and wants to know where I want to meet later. So I said "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about" and me and my g/f left and grabbed a cab.

Funniest night in my life for sure

Kassidy · 12-30-2005, 02:55 PM

Some random stranger? Creepy.

Doctor Dre · 12-30-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

That actually happened to me once!! This is a funny story and I'm not full of shit whatsoever.. Some asshole asked me that when me and my g/f were out on the town. I was horrified. I don't like being talked to like that from some idiot that I don't know let alone some idiot I DO know...

Anyway, instead of telling him to fuck off I acted like I was all flattered and giggled and said "I'll tell you what. Normally I don't do that sort of thing but I've had a bad week and that is exactly what I am after tonight. But one condition. You have to go shave your moustache and gotee... "

He was like "I haven't shaved that OFF for 6 years or more. I can't do that." So I said "Ok I'm sorry I just have this weird thing about facial hair".

He leaves and me and my girlfriend laugh for the next couple hour about it. We have a couple beers and are just hanging out when GUESS WHO comes in the door with a freshly shaven face??? BAHAHAHA

He comes up to me and asks if he can buy me a drink and wants to know where I want to meet later. So I said "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about" and me and my g/f left and grabbed a cab.

Funniest night in my life for sure

Poor fucking guy ... I wish I would have been there

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-30-2005, 02:57 PM

Honesty is the best policy, but like most cases with girls, it doesn't get you ver far.

Translation · 12-30-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

That actually happened to me once!! This is a funny story and I'm not full of shit whatsoever.. Some asshole asked me that when me and my g/f were out on the town. I was horrified. I don't like being talked to like that from some idiot that I don't know let alone some idiot I DO know...

Anyway, instead of telling him to fuck off I acted like I was all flattered and giggled and said "I'll tell you what. Normally I don't do that sort of thing but I've had a bad week and that is exactly what I am after tonight. But one condition. You have to go shave your moustache and gotee... "

He was like "I haven't shaved that OFF for 6 years or more. I can't do that." So I said "Ok I'm sorry I just have this weird thing about facial hair".

He leaves and me and my girlfriend laugh for the next couple hour about it. We have a couple beers and are just hanging out when GUESS WHO comes in the door with a freshly shaven face??? BAHAHAHA

He comes up to me and asks if he can buy me a drink and wants to know where I want to meet later. So I said "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about" and me and my g/f left and grabbed a cab.

Funniest night in my life for sure

sounds like a bad urban legend.

O MARINA · 12-30-2005, 03:06 PM

RRRRed you kill me.

websiex · 12-30-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Translation
sounds like a bad urban legend.

haha it does

stickyfingerz · 12-30-2005, 03:11 PM

How bout "I've got a 10" cock and I can lift you off the ground without using my hands or feet" At that point you raise one Eyebrow like The Rock does.

WiredGuy · 12-30-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

That actually happened to me once!! This is a funny story and I'm not full of shit whatsoever.. Some asshole asked me that when me and my g/f were out on the town. I was horrified. I don't like being talked to like that from some idiot that I don't know let alone some idiot I DO know...

Anyway, instead of telling him to fuck off I acted like I was all flattered and giggled and said "I'll tell you what. Normally I don't do that sort of thing but I've had a bad week and that is exactly what I am after tonight. But one condition. You have to go shave your moustache and gotee... "

He was like "I haven't shaved that OFF for 6 years or more. I can't do that." So I said "Ok I'm sorry I just have this weird thing about facial hair".

He leaves and me and my girlfriend laugh for the next couple hour about it. We have a couple beers and are just hanging out when GUESS WHO comes in the door with a freshly shaven face??? BAHAHAHA

He comes up to me and asks if he can buy me a drink and wants to know where I want to meet later. So I said "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about" and me and my g/f left and grabbed a cab.

Funniest night in my life for sure

hahaha, thats awesome.
WG

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-30-2005, 03:26 PM

The trick is . . .
don't ask, just start licking right then and there. The hardest part is getting her pants down without her noticing. One minute she is standing next to the dance floor at a club, and the next . . . she's in heaven.

Trixie Racer · 12-30-2005, 04:16 PM

I get that all the time. It only works on me when women make the offer..

Honez · 12-30-2005, 04:36 PM

If he said using those exact words, I would turn him down. If he said it more like "hey, let's get out of here. I would love to give you a night of pure, selfish indulgence without any reciprocation" then depending on my mood that night and if I were currently single, I might take him up on it. ;)

Kiwigirl · 12-30-2005, 09:25 PM

Back in the days when I was single........
depending on how many drinks I had........
anything was possible. LOL

Midwest Shane · 12-30-2005, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

I would say i am flattered but no. Not my style. And yes, i realize i am lame.

now lets move on to the girlies with the better/more exciting answers...

Yea I mean it can't hurt to ask I guess but I would have pretty much the same answer as above sorry! Melissa

Holly · 12-30-2005, 10:52 PM

I don't even go to bars/clubs because of shit like that. Hate it.

seeric · 12-30-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

If he said using those exact words, I would turn him down. If he said it more like "hey, let's get out of here. I would love to give you a night of pure, selfish indulgence without any reciprocation" then depending on my mood that night and if I were currently single, I might take him up on it. ;)

Trixie · 12-31-2005, 12:41 AM

I'd roll my eyes and ask him how he'd like to have my mandingo slave boy pound him up the ass all night long while I shot video of the event.

I hate guys who think they are THE ONLY GUYS who love eating pussy and that they're presenting us with a unique gift. Like, oh my god!! It's been YEARS since I met a guy who really loved eating pussy!!

They're a dime a dozen, and I don't even LIKE having my pussy eaten that much.

sickbeatz · 12-31-2005, 12:50 AM

girls will loose respect for you deep down after a hahahaha lick

media · 12-31-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

girls will loose respect for you deep down after a hahahaha lick

I think you're mistaken there.. How old are you?

Anya · 12-31-2005, 12:54 AM

I don't think I could help but laugh, however, I'd turn 'em down nonetheless. Attractive or not, a stranger's a stranger, and you never know what other sorta things they're capable of.

Anya

RRRED · 12-31-2005, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie

I'd roll my eyes and ask him how he'd like to have my mandingo slave boy pound him up the ass all night long while I shot video of the event.

I hate guys who think they are THE ONLY GUYS who love eating pussy and that they're presenting us with a unique gift. Like, oh my god!! It's been YEARS since I met a guy who really loved eating pussy!!

They're a dime a dozen, and I don't even LIKE having my pussy eaten that much.

I've found that the ones who brag about it the most.. well there's a reason they're so obsessed with it. They usually have a pinky pecker

media · 12-31-2005, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I've found that the ones who brag about it the most.. well there's a reason they're so obsessed with it. They usually have a pinky pecker

LOL!

Fucking funny... At internext I should do the "Guess what's in my pants pocket contest" Give someone $100 if they guess right.. like they do on The Man Show... I think that would go down well..

sickbeatz · 12-31-2005, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

I think you're mistaken there.. How old are you?

uhhhh....

the penis is mightier than the sword?

sickbeatz · 12-31-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Fox

I don't think I could help but laugh, however, I'd turn 'em down nonetheless. Attractive or not, a stranger's a stranger, and you never know what other sorta things they're capable of.

Anya

having sex with strangers is fun

media · 12-31-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

uhhhh....

the penis is mightier than the sword?

I would have to say that alot of women that I've talked to, say that if a man will not go down on them then they feel that the respect level is not mutual in the relationship, which would then in turn create tension that may cause you not to get your joint copped by the female.. Sex is a mutual thing.. One who recieves oral pleasure should be willing to give oral pleasure as well..

Trixie · 12-31-2005, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I've found that the ones who brag about it the most.. well there's a reason they're so obsessed with it. They usually have a pinky pecker

Interestingly enough, I know I've been with a lot of guys who like eating pussy better than anything else who are also well-endowed and skilled in other areas. I think there's more of a connection between guys who are quick on the trigger and love giving oral, than the size thing.

My boyfriend loves eating pussy and his cock is really nice (I think):

Anya · 12-31-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

having sex with strangers is fun

I'm sure it can be, sickbeatz, but still...

Anya

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