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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Orlando FL
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Im Rubber and Your Glue hahahaha
Hell, I just read this on another thread, and it bout made me piss my pants,,, Remember some of the sick shit we said as kids,,, here's one for all you bored bastards,,,
"You think your hot snot on a silver platter, but your just a cold booger on a paper plate" Corny as Hell,,, But The mood I am in,,, Its fucking funny SHIT! |
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Are you from West Virginia?
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#3 |
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can you read?
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
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Slicker than snot on a door knob.
And then there's the big old "Loser!". A classic come back from a few of the folks around here. I'll give Meta a break and won't mention any names... oops!
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#5 |
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hahahaha! I won't tell, I promise, You CAN trust ME
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#6 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: In your future
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I see London, I see France, I see someones underpants.
Not to big, not to small, just the size of the Palm Beach Mall Thats the only one I can remember |
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#7 |
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I see London, I see France, I see someones underpants.
Maybe Pink, Maybe White, Maybe full of Dynomite! thats the way i heard it. |
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#8 |
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Palm Beach Mall? LOL SHIT...
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#9 |
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Kids in West Palm aren't too smart...lol
Too much suntan lotion on the brain |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
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lmao!
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Jesus loves bacon
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Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
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You think you're hot shit, but all you are is a cold corn infested turd on a toothpick....
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#12 |
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funny,, but sick as shit,, i luv you man!!!
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#13 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Charlotte NC USA
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the best of ALL times is the "ur momma jokes" and the pickup lines...
Your momma's like MickeyDs Over 6 Billion Served! Is that a keg in ur pants cause i really wanna tap that ass! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bunky throw out sum-more
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BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here] |
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#14 |
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Gees, I cant think of any Yo Momma Jokes,, or one lines,, but i'll be back on that one mista bunky!
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#15 |
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Old Chinese Proverb
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky" "Man going through turnstyle going to bangcock" |
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your mom is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day
your mom is so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials your mom rode the BangBus! |
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#17 |
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Man standing on toliet is high on pot...
ur momma is so phat she got hit by a semi and said "u kids stop throwin rocks!" bunky
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#18 |
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"The best part of you ran down your momma's leg"
The best part of you got shot on the wall" Ok now that is not directed at anyone at this point in time ...hehe Oh and my all time favorite!!! "God ruined a good thing when he slapped ears on You! |
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