Never combine Jager & a Sybian: Here's why (pictures & video) - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 01-02-2006, 09:22 AM

New Years rolls around and I get an invite to visit Cole and Hone. They promised me unlimted Jager and a naked chick. They didn't mention anything about a Sybian. Jager and a Sybian is not a good idea.

So we started off right.....

But I got a little bit pissy because the bottle of Jager didn't have my name on them. (check out the label)

And we had a cute bartender who keep feeding me shots.....

And then I met Exteme Alex from Willd West Cash and someone got the crazy idea to have her ride the Sybian as midnight rolled around. Sounded like a plan to me.

So I drank some jager. A lot of Jager. Perhaps a bit too much Jager. Talking to Hone this morning she reminded me that these were big shot glasses. I think Cole and I went through two bottles of Jager; Cole was mixing with Monster and I was drinking straight shots. And I drank more than Cole.

A lot more.

1am found me playing the role of Porcelain King. Half an hour later I had manged to make it down stairs and out the back yard when I tossed up some more. Cole and my wife - bless her heart - snuck me out the side yard and into my truck. I tossed up most of the way home.

Good for me.

We got the Sybian ride on video tape, it's up on Rochard's Bunny Ranch this morning.

Happy New Year everyone!

Oh, Cole and Hone..... Sorry about the mess.

Easton · 01-02-2006, 09:24 AM

Jager is the devil... LOL

cool clip you guys!

B O B · 01-02-2006, 09:24 AM

sounds like a great way to bring in the New Years!

gangbangjoe · 01-02-2006, 09:27 AM

aaaah where is the vid ?

sweetums · 01-02-2006, 09:27 AM

Now that's what I call a New Year's Eve party!! Way to ring in 2006, Roc....hahahahah

Rochard · 01-02-2006, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

aaaah where is the vid ?

Tricked ya!

(or I just haven't woken up yet this morning......)

It's on Rochard's Bunny Ranch:
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/home.php

Pete-KT · 01-02-2006, 09:28 AM

Sounds like a good time

Honez · 01-02-2006, 09:30 AM

At least you found the bathroom and the backyard. Although you hurled on the hose which would have made cleaning up a bit tricky had our dog not have found the new years treat you left and cleaned it up for us. ;)

In any case, it was great having you and your lovely wife out here in cowtown to ring in the New Year with us. Next time I am giving you the kiddie shot glass.

Sosa · 01-02-2006, 09:31 AM

Jager is great

Never cracked open my new bottle on new years.

mikie mike · 01-02-2006, 09:38 AM

Looks like you brought in the New Year with a bang!!!

dissipate · 01-02-2006, 09:45 AM

Great video - wish my new years came in with that big of a bang

billie · 01-02-2006, 09:48 AM

Yikes! An entire bottle of Jager. Sounds like a hell of a way to ring in the new year!

JFK · 01-02-2006, 09:48 AM

All the best Rochard "King of The Porcelain"

Honez · 01-02-2006, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billie

Yikes! An entire bottle of Jager. Sounds like a hell of a way to ring in the new year!

Two bottles got put away before the party was over. I was smart and let the guys have it all. I felt like a million bucks yesterday. No hangover at all

Cole Montana · 01-02-2006, 10:49 AM

We had a great time, that's for sure. Good group of people, some nekidness thanks to Alex, and I drank my years worth of Jager that night.

Hey Rochard, I started drinking Jager at 1pm, you and I finnised that bottle, after I loaded you into the soccer van with your hottie wife, we went back and oppend and finnished the other bottle. I think I had a tad more than you, ba-beeee!

LOVE YER SHOW!!!

_Danielle_ · 01-02-2006, 11:00 AM

Hooray Jager!!

NOW...TELL US WHO YOUR GOING TO WORK FOR ALREADY!!!!!

Rochard · 01-02-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_

Hooray Jager!!

NOW...TELL US WHO YOUR GOING TO WORK FOR ALREADY!!!!!

Done.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=559283

J-Reel · 01-02-2006, 03:25 PM

I don't see a sybian?

Honez · 01-02-2006, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-Reel

I don't see a sybian?

It's on Rochard's Bunny Ranch:
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/home.php

Brother Bareback · 01-02-2006, 03:49 PM

jeez, those girls fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch

Big Red Machine · 01-02-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-Reel

I don't see a sybian?

The Girl is Blocking it

pornguy · 01-02-2006, 04:30 PM

I want to get one of those for my wife.

Trixie Racer · 01-02-2006, 04:31 PM

cool

je_rome · 01-02-2006, 04:34 PM

I might give it a try someday. sounds fun.

Jer · 01-02-2006, 04:48 PM

Hahahah, very cool video!

01-02-2006, 09:22 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,004	Never combine Jager & a Sybian: Here's why (pictures & video) New Years rolls around and I get an invite to visit Cole and Hone. They promised me unlimted Jager and a naked chick. They didn't mention anything about a Sybian. Jager and a Sybian is not a good idea. So we started off right..... But I got a little bit pissy because the bottle of Jager didn't have my name on them. (check out the label) And we had a cute bartender who keep feeding me shots..... And then I met Exteme Alex from Willd West Cash and someone got the crazy idea to have her ride the Sybian as midnight rolled around. Sounded like a plan to me. So I drank some jager. A lot of Jager. Perhaps a bit too much Jager. Talking to Hone this morning she reminded me that these were big shot glasses. I think Cole and I went through two bottles of Jager; Cole was mixing with Monster and I was drinking straight shots. And I drank more than Cole. A lot more. 1am found me playing the role of Porcelain King. Half an hour later I had manged to make it down stairs and out the back yard when I tossed up some more. Cole and my wife - bless her heart - snuck me out the side yard and into my truck. I tossed up most of the way home. Good for me. We got the Sybian ride on video tape, it's up on Rochard's Bunny Ranch this morning. Happy New Year everyone! Oh, Cole and Hone..... Sorry about the mess. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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