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2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 10:19 PM

I drafted a little letter for you guys, just in case of any necessity.

My cousin Cesar is the Secretary of the Interior. My cousin Lupe is the Attorney General -- lots of others at various levels of government, too. My grandad was VP in the 50's and his grandad was one of the original five founders of the country. I have to look in my papers, but I believe I have some sort of silly honorary title of some sort.

Print this out, fill in the blanks -- name and country of residence -- and show it to anyone who give you shit. But, there should be nothing to worry about, just use common sense --

USE IN CASE OF TROUBLE

2hp

newbreed · 01-02-2006, 10:23 PM

How nice of you Jack. What does it say in English?

Bluewire Ross · 01-02-2006, 10:26 PM

interesting, is this for real?

Murderous · 01-02-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

How nice of you Jack. What does it say in English?

It probably says you give them all permissions to use you as their little anal fuck slut or something along those lines... either way it will still get you out of trouble, and those pesky cavity searches won't seem so uncomfortable.

SleazyDream · 01-02-2006, 10:30 PM

my uncle was killed in the dominican republic - gunned down by machine gun rebels.

no joke - back in the 60s

looking forward to going there

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

interesting, is this for real?

100% --

2hp

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

How nice of you Jack. What does it say in English?

Roughly:

"The bearer of this letter is a resident of US/Canada, etc. and is a personal acquaintance of mine. Please offer them any aid or assistance they may require while in the Dominican Republic. I personally vouch for them."

2hp

reynold · 01-02-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

my uncle was killed in the dominican republic - gunned down by machine gun rebels.

no joke - back in the 60s

looking forward to going there

It's sad to hear that-anyway good luck on your trip.

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

my uncle was killed in the dominican republic - gunned down by machine gun rebels.

no joke - back in the 60s

looking forward to going there

Sorry to hear that, Scott. What did he do to get on Trujillo's list?

newbreed · 01-02-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Roughly:

"The bearer of this letter is a resident of US/Canada, etc. and is a personal acquaintance of mine. Please offer them any aid or assistance they may require while in the Dominican Republic. I personally vouch for them."

2hp

Sweet. I am going to print it out and take it to Vegas with me... Never know man, it may get me to the front of the line somewhere...

01-02-2006, 10:19 PM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Travelers to the Dominican Republic I drafted a little letter for you guys, just in case of any necessity. My cousin Cesar is the Secretary of the Interior. My cousin Lupe is the Attorney General -- lots of others at various levels of government, too. My grandad was VP in the 50's and his grandad was one of the original five founders of the country. I have to look in my papers, but I believe I have some sort of silly honorary title of some sort. Print this out, fill in the blanks -- name and country of residence -- and show it to anyone who give you shit. But, there should be nothing to worry about, just use common sense -- USE IN CASE OF TROUBLE 2hp __________________ tada!

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