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EscortBiz · 01-02-2006, 08:30 AM

Ya know people always have stories about how their son or grandson downloaded porn to their computers etc

These guys have a nice story a burglar broke into their synagogue and took their time downloading porn on their computer.

LOL some people

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/60781.htm

January 2, 2006 -- It's a holiday heartbreaker for one Brooklyn synagogue: Burglars have broken into the house of worship seven times in the past two months, once downloading porn onto a computer used by elderly people.
The burglaries at the Congregation B'nai Israel of Midwood began in October, said the congregation's president, Bernie Lazar.

In one incident, the prowlers downloaded pornography onto computers used by the senior citizens who visit the synagogue's community center.

"They put porno on [a computer]," Lazar said. "Can you believe that?"

A volunteer discovered the lewd material.

It's unclear whether the break-ins were committed by the same criminals, but in each instance, the thieves have stolen hundreds of dollars in cash and ransacked the synagogue, costing the facility thousands more in damages.

Security upgrades to keep the thugs out ? which have been successful for almost two weeks ? could cost as much as $10,000, Lazar said.

Officials do not think the burglaries are anti-Semitic and have not seen any graffiti accompanying the vile vandalism to the synagogue and community center.

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The Ghost · 01-02-2006, 08:59 AM

I love the bullshit that's published. Anoter example of common sense being anything but common.

Theo · 01-02-2006, 09:02 AM

Def anti-Semitic act ;-)

gangbangjoe · 01-02-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Def anti-Semitic act ;-)

EscortBiz · 01-02-2006, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Def anti-Semitic act ;-)

lol yeah if it was anti semits the would download nazi stuff, why porn jews run porn

mardigras · 01-02-2006, 10:55 AM

I believe the church was robbed but I would wager well that the porn on the PC didn't happen during surch robberies. Nice escape for the preach...er, I mean "guilty party"

Bryan G · 01-02-2006, 05:32 PM

to funny man, too funny

pornguy · 01-02-2006, 05:36 PM

What a lame ass excuse. the sad thing is that people believe it.

tristan_D · 01-02-2006, 05:53 PM

anyone who has hal a brain won't buy that excuse.

Big Red Machine · 01-02-2006, 06:22 PM

Thats like a 3rd graders lie. Just deny deny deny then blame the senior citizens...lol

EscortBiz · 01-02-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

anyone who has hal a brain won't buy that excuse.

they are seriously investigating it lol they gave the computer to some expert

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