Town makes CONDOMS mandatory - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 01-12-2006, 03:41 PM

http://www.local6.com/news/6016564/detail.html

A western Colombian city councilman wants to require everyone in town 14 or older to carry a condom to prevent pregnancy and disease, outraging local priests.

William Pena, a councilman in Tulua, said Wednesday he will present a formal proposal to force all men and women - even those just visiting - to always carry at least one condom. Those caught empty-pocketed could pay a fine of $180 or take a safe sex course, he said.

"Sexual relations are going on constantly," Pena told The Associated Press by telephone. "If you carry a condom, chances are you'll use it during the day. It's not going to be there forever."

Tulua has one of the highest rates of AIDS in Colombia, he said. The proposal will be debated by other town leaders and could go into effect by March, he said.

Harmon · 01-12-2006, 03:42 PM

Sounds like a good fucking idea. It's a dirty mother fucker there.

Fah King · 01-12-2006, 03:44 PM

Wow that City is HORNY!

$5 submissions · 01-13-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fah King

Wow that City is HORNY!

LOL. Very forward thinking city though

jawanda · 01-13-2006, 04:19 PM

not such a bad idea ... but if you only have 1, and you use it and get pulled over or whatever ... what are you supposed to hold onto the wrapper for "proof"?

lol ...

aico · 01-13-2006, 04:19 PM

Follows the good old sayin' (usually about guns though).

Would rather have one and not need it, then need one and not have it.

$5 submissions · 01-13-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jawanda

not such a bad idea ... but if you only have 1, and you use it and get pulled over or whatever ... what are you supposed to hold onto the wrapper for "proof"?

lol ...

Anything you do... just don't save the soiled condom

Manowar · 01-13-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fah King

Wow that City is HORNY!

so true

Skillz Unlimited · 01-13-2006, 04:24 PM

So what are they going to do, random searches? You can't tell if someone has a condoms on them just by looking at them. Not sure how that's going to work out.

GlydeGirl · 01-13-2006, 04:25 PM

What an innovative idea; I look forward to finding out if it passes!

Luc · 01-13-2006, 05:23 PM

if i lived there i'd walk around with one on. lol

01-12-2006, 03:41 PM	#1
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Town makes CONDOMS mandatory http://www.local6.com/news/6016564/detail.html A western Colombian city councilman wants to require everyone in town 14 or older to carry a condom to prevent pregnancy and disease, outraging local priests. William Pena, a councilman in Tulua, said Wednesday he will present a formal proposal to force all men and women - even those just visiting - to always carry at least one condom. Those caught empty-pocketed could pay a fine of $180 or take a safe sex course, he said. "Sexual relations are going on constantly," Pena told The Associated Press by telephone. "If you carry a condom, chances are you'll use it during the day. It's not going to be there forever." Tulua has one of the highest rates of AIDS in Colombia, he said. The proposal will be debated by other town leaders and could go into effect by March, he said. __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

01-12-2006, 03:42 PM	#2
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01-12-2006, 03:44 PM	#3
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01-13-2006, 05:23 PM	#11
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01-13-2006, 04:19 PM	#5
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	not such a bad idea ... but if you only have 1, and you use it and get pulled over or whatever ... what are you supposed to hold onto the wrapper for "proof"? lol ...

01-13-2006, 04:19 PM	#6
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Follows the good old sayin' (usually about guns though). Would rather have one and not need it, then need one and not have it.

01-13-2006, 04:24 PM	#9
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	So what are they going to do, random searches? You can't tell if someone has a condoms on them just by looking at them. Not sure how that's going to work out.

01-13-2006, 04:25 PM	#10
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	What an innovative idea; I look forward to finding out if it passes!