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bianca_vdh · 01-24-2006, 04:58 AM

now i have you're attention

i need some partner, are you intrested ?

www.freewebs.com/slunse/

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:04 AM

i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:08 AM

i start grrrring like a tiger

i am fierce and hung like walrus

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:08 AM

i start walking towards you on all fours like a tiger, but making ee-haw noises like a donkey

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:10 AM

i begin to mark my terroritory by urinating all over your moms couch

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:10 AM

your mom comes home and freaks out that you have a tiger with a boner in the living room

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:12 AM

i smell your moms lunch in her purse so i attack her in search of food

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:12 AM

your mom is now knocked unconscious, and we start to get back to making love

ssp · 01-24-2006, 05:12 AM

Spammer....

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:13 AM

i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire

your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance...

your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill

i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs

mikeyddddd · 01-24-2006, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bianca_vdh

wanna have sex

Thanks to sonofsam I already am

Manowar · 01-24-2006, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you

Nicky · 01-24-2006, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire

your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance...

your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill

i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs

Jarmusch · 01-24-2006, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bianca_vdh

now i have you're attention

i need some partner, are you intrested ?

www.freewebs.com/slunse/

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:34 AM

status update:

my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month

psili · 01-24-2006, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

status update:

my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month

I would have gone with BloodNinja's "I beat you with my peg-leg" story.

Abithefiend · 01-24-2006, 05:49 AM

Lmao what a story!

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I would have gone with BloodNinja's "I beat you with my peg-leg" story.

bloodninja is where i got the idea to fuck with this guy

01-24-2006, 04:58 AM	#1
bianca_vdh Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1	wanna have sex now i have you're attention i need some partner, are you intrested ? www.freewebs.com/slunse/

01-24-2006, 05:04 AM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i slowly begin to take off my pants, while looking over my shoulder at you __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:08 AM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i start grrrring like a tiger i am fierce and hung like walrus __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:08 AM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i start walking towards you on all fours like a tiger, but making ee-haw noises like a donkey __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:10 AM	#5
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i begin to mark my terroritory by urinating all over your moms couch __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:12 AM	#7
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i smell your moms lunch in her purse so i attack her in search of food __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:12 AM	#9
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	Spammer....

01-24-2006, 05:13 AM	#10
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i smell fear on you, so i rip off your head and ejaculate on your computer starting an electrical fire your entire house burns down, and you didn't have fire insurance... your dad is left with a 400,000 thousand dollar damage bill i go back to the zoo where i make love to a zebra and have striped tiger cubs __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:34 AM	#15
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	status update: my cubs are now 3 weeks old, and will be featured in Science weekly next month __________________ I like turtles.

01-24-2006, 05:49 AM	#17
Abithefiend Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jim's my daddy Posts: 756	Lmao what a story!