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2HousePlague · 01-24-2006, 10:47 PM

Benny Blanco is the fattest, baddest mutherfucker that ever sold a gram of coke in Brooklyn. Problem is that tonight I?m the errand boy, and the particular errand is the delivery of 4 keys and $18,000, of which I have neither. Empty hands. But the corridor is short now, right, and what I have are maybe 15 seconds before I gotta start producing words of explanation for Mr. Blanco.

But let me back up a bit. Rewind to yesterday, around two in the afternoon. I?m driving down Flatbush Avenue, sportin? my new MSW rims, just chillin?. White Debbie comes running out of this building all of a sudden, in her bra and panties. Me and Debbie?s kicked it around, so you know, I open the door and Debbie gets in. Bitch is trippin?, going off about somebody?s after her with a gun and shit...more

2hp

tristan_D · 01-24-2006, 11:51 PM

he looks like Laurence Fishburne in that angle

PrintAdult · 01-25-2006, 12:28 AM

that dude looks tough

sonofsam · 01-25-2006, 12:39 AM

i actually read the entire thing.... very interesting

who wrote it? any other info?

2HousePlague · 01-25-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i actually read the entire thing.... very interesting

who wrote it? any other info?

I wrote it.

2hp

01-24-2006, 10:47 PM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	A Ghetto Story Benny Blanco is the fattest, baddest mutherfucker that ever sold a gram of coke in Brooklyn. Problem is that tonight I?m the errand boy, and the particular errand is the delivery of 4 keys and $18,000, of which I have neither. Empty hands. But the corridor is short now, right, and what I have are maybe 15 seconds before I gotta start producing words of explanation for Mr. Blanco. But let me back up a bit. Rewind to yesterday, around two in the afternoon. I?m driving down Flatbush Avenue, sportin? my new MSW rims, just chillin?. White Debbie comes running out of this building all of a sudden, in her bra and panties. Me and Debbie?s kicked it around, so you know, I open the door and Debbie gets in. Bitch is trippin?, going off about somebody?s after her with a gun and shit...more 2hp __________________ tada!

01-24-2006, 11:51 PM	#2
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01-25-2006, 12:28 AM	#3
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01-25-2006, 12:39 AM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i actually read the entire thing.... very interesting who wrote it? any other info? __________________ I like turtles.