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01-27-2006, 11:57 AM
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I want to have sex with this beast! OMG
I love them big and mean and this guy is HAWT! To me anyway's. He makes me feel safe and being arm candy for him would make my eyes water and my body vibrate. mmm mmmm mmmm
Nikolay Valuev   Nikolay Valuev, crowned in December as Russia's first World Boxing Assn. heavyweight champion. It'll be probally only a few years, but he will be a badass for those few years. He defeated American John Ruiz on a controversial decision in Berlin to become the tallest (7 feet) and heaviest (323 pounds) world champion in history. He's so big he usually steps into the ring over the top rope. Here are his nick names, "Beast from the East", "King Kong", "the Russian Giant." Don King calls him "KING KONG" I love him! 
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01-27-2006, 11:58 AM
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So Fucking Gay
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Jesus Christ, that guy'd split me in two.......
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01-27-2006, 11:59 AM
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i don't even think a brotha would mess with him
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01-27-2006, 12:00 PM
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If he is HAWT, I'm the hottest man alive.
Missing link?
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01-27-2006, 12:00 PM
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01-27-2006, 12:00 PM
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hmmm I was expecting to see a pic of me when I clicked this thread
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01-27-2006, 12:01 PM
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10 bucks says he's got a microcock
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01-27-2006, 12:03 PM
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That's one big mofo, and I'm 6ft3 200 pounds. I'm sure I can fuck him up though. Aim for the nuts, then the throat
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01-27-2006, 12:04 PM
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Ahh yes, the giant.
I wonder why he hasn't gotten any good publicity?
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01-27-2006, 12:05 PM
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Wow,
Thats one big mean lookin dude!! I like big guys ... but ... WOW twinkley
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01-27-2006, 12:06 PM
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The thread title is a bit misleading...
On a side note, if you like the kind that can pop your eyeballs out by squeezing your head, then fine... but don't piss him off. |
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01-27-2006, 12:09 PM
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He can't box for shit... Any top ten guys would knock him out. Even lesser known ones. Shit even good guys in the lower weights would easily win over him. |
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01-27-2006, 12:10 PM
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 Besides I don't like them big down there. If he was huge then that would mean he would have to be the last man I would ever sleep with. Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you! Men like eye candy and like to look at nice things not roast beef! 
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01-27-2006, 12:11 PM
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01-27-2006, 12:12 PM
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01-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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01-27-2006, 12:15 PM
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So Fucking What
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7 feet tall? Isn't that a little too big?
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01-27-2006, 12:19 PM
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If the guy struggled against Ruiz he can't be that great of a boxer...
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01-27-2006, 12:25 PM
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01-27-2006, 12:27 PM
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his head looks malformed, is he slow?
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01-27-2006, 12:33 PM
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 j/king I don't know anything about it I am just dreaming of him! 
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01-27-2006, 12:40 PM
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Vinnie Jones isn't my type but whatever floats your boat!
I sure wouldn't wanna get into a fight with him! |
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01-27-2006, 12:49 PM
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 "His brain is played up here as much as his brawn - a boxer who reads Tolstoy and writes poetry to his wife? - along with his diffident, quiet demeanor." FULL STORY http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-...home-headlines
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01-27-2006, 12:51 PM
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He looks like a neandrathal!
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01-27-2006, 12:51 PM
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I almost squirt pepsi out my nose when I read that. That wouldn't have been very sexy either..... |
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I'd be scared shitless if that meathook was coming at me? FUCK HE'S HUGE! |
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01-27-2006, 12:53 PM
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My hips don't lie
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I thought Lensman satisfied you...
How did his penis enlargement operation go btw?Get well Lensy |
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Fucking A girl.. size isn't everything.. it's how they shake it! |
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01-27-2006, 12:56 PM
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"You can't impose your own manner of fighting on him, and that's because of his life position. He's very calm, and very, very controlled," Barsukov said. My mouth is watering! 
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01-27-2006, 12:57 PM
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My hips don't lie
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01-27-2006, 12:58 PM
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Valuev's homecoming has been marred by an incident Jan. 19 in his hometown of St. Petersburg, where he was accused of beating a security guard who had directed his wife Galina ? rudely, she said ? to move her car when she brought the couple's 3-year-old son, Grigory, to skating lessons at a local sports club.
The guard, a 61-year-old pensioner, has been hospitalized for the last week with a concussion and bruises to the chest. D-A-M-N
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01-27-2006, 01:06 PM
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that man is big - can call him giant!
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01-27-2006, 01:09 PM
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01-27-2006, 01:10 PM
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Did you miss reading about the part where he beat up a 61 year old security gaurd who asked his wife to move her car in a tone she didn't like?
What a bitch this guy is. |
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01-27-2006, 01:11 PM
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congrats to the winners
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didnt that guy kill Apollo Creed?
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01-27-2006, 01:12 PM
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He's too hairy for me! I do love tall guys like a mofo though
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01-27-2006, 01:14 PM
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After the boxer left, Legoshin said, Sergeyev stood up and confronted Valuev's wife. " 'Why? I didn't say anything bad to you,' " he said, according to Legoshin. " 'But what about your tone?' she said, turned around, and left." I would still have sex with him COME THE FUCK ON, all you guys, all day talk about fucking girls who are dumb or you don't give two shits about. Can't a girl post a guy she would love to play with even though she doesn't really like him. COME ON?!? 
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01-27-2006, 01:15 PM
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Shit he's a monster, haha. Go for it, Loryn!
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He is my size. I can take him.
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In that case you can have sex with me all you want... There would be no risk of stretching you out since I am hung like a mouse. 
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haha Good One!
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01-27-2006, 02:35 PM
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I thought this thread would be about me...I hate misleading thread titles
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01-27-2006, 02:36 PM
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Loryn, how tall are you?
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01-27-2006, 02:38 PM
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No need for a girl to get on her knees for that guy.....LOL
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He would make me feel like a cute little high school cheerleader, which rarely any man can do because we always stand eye to eye or eye to boobies. haha If I wear heels, which I love, then forget it. I am way too tall, 6'4 6'5 with heels. So being his arm candy would feel good and make me feel like a normal woman. 
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