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01-30-2006, 11:04 AM
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Chuck Norris: the most powerful man on earth
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politley signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself. LOL When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. roflmao!
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the chuck norris facts rule
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01-30-2006, 11:50 AM
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I can change this!!!!!
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Enuff with fuckin chuck.. Shesh..
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01-30-2006, 11:53 AM
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." lololol |
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01-30-2006, 11:55 AM
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hilarious... I love the "facts".
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chuck norris is awesome
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01-30-2006, 11:56 AM
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01-30-2006, 11:59 AM
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 was doing a google image search on Chick Norris and found this... Atari 2600 Chuck Norris "Superkicks"  |
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01-30-2006, 12:01 PM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - TWICE!!!
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01-30-2006, 12:04 PM
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http://images.google.com/images?q=CHUCK+NORRIS&hl=en
click the link, find and post your favorite Norris Pic.... |
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Someday, when I grow up, I'd like to be Chuck Norris...
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