2006 State of the Union Drinking Game - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 01-30-2006, 10:52 PM

What you need:

A group of four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a Suit. 2 people wearing jeans, one in a Work Shirt, the other in a Dark Shirt, and 1 person wearing Rags. Stitched together wash cloths are nice. Four are grouped around cocktail table within sight of television. Newspapers on floor in front of television.

A shot glass per person. Everyone brings their own and places on table. Suit picks one first. Then Work Shirt. Then Dark Shirt. Suit takes last one as well, and Rags gets a Dixie Cup with the top scissored off.

Fondue pot with 2 packages of Li?l Smokies stewing in barbecue sauce on table. Preferably a sauce from Texas. Surrounded by:

A large stash of beer. Rags gets the cheapest stuff you can find, like Old Milwaukee Light; Suit gets to drink whatever import he asks for; while the jeans get to pick their favorite domestic brand, but they are required to pay for all the beer and the Li?l Smokies.

Snake Doctor · 01-30-2006, 10:53 PM

Rules of the Game

1. Whenever George W uses the phrases: national security, tax relief, activist judges or affordable health care, drink two shots of beer.

2. Whenever George W mentions the tragic events of 911, last person to grab a toothpick, stand and salute must drink three shots of beer. If you stab yourself in forehead with the toothpick, drink two more shots.

3. If George W actually says, ?If Al Qaeda is calling you, we want to know why.? first person to finish a whole beer gets to toss Li?l Smokies at any of the others until they finish their beer. Use the toothpicks.

4. If George W makes up a word like ?strategerie? or ?deteriorize? drink four shots of beer.

5. If George W speaks of Hamas and repeats his earlier statement that ?its good to see people are demanding honest leadership,? the first person to stop laughing gets to drink one shot of beer then pummel Suit with empty shot glass. No head shots.

6. Whenever George W talks about bi- partisanship, the last person to grab his throat in a choking motion has to eat 4 Li?l Smokies.

7. If either the Vice President Dick Cheney or First Lady Laura Bush are caught napping, last person to sing ?Wake Up Little Susie, Wake Up,? has to drink three shots of beer.

8. Predict the number of applause breaks. Person closest to correct number may then force the other three to drink that number of shots of beer in whatever ratio they wish.

9. Three shots of beer if he mentions New Orleans. Five shots of beer if he mentions Brownie. Two full beers if he mentions Abramoff.

10. Every time Tom DeLay is shown in the audience, take turns throwing Li?l Smokies at the tv. Suit sits out. First face hit doesn?t have to drink two shots of beer. Every time Hillary Clinton is shown in the audience, Suit throws Li?l Smokies at the tv. If he hits her face, everyone else drinks two shots of beer. Use the toothpicks.

11. Whenever George W quotes the Bible, last person to fall to their knees and cry ?Hallelujah!? drinks two shots of beer.

12. Whenever George W smirks during a standing ovation, take turns drinking shots of beer until the audience sits down. Do it double time if his shoulders shake with silent laughter.

Snake Doctor · 01-30-2006, 10:54 PM

Extras:

Whoever can correctly identify in advance the person giving the Democratic Response doesn?t have to watch it.

Suit gets to kick Rags hard, once if George W uses a heartfelt story of a pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to illustrate a point. Twice if the regulation of large cardboard boxes is mentioned as a security precaution.

Rags gets 15 seconds to kick the Suit if Bush reveals the subject of the anecdote is in the audience. 30 seconds if he or she is sitting next to Harriet Miers. 1 full minute if she?s sitting next to an astronaut.

Suit takes home $20.

Leftover beer, Li?l Smokies and fondue pot go home with Rags.

reprinted without permission

Nookster · 01-30-2006, 10:55 PM

lmao very imaginitive game.

SilentKnight · 01-30-2006, 10:56 PM

Amusing that you posted this.

Earlier during dinner my wife happened to mention the State OTU address was on tonight - and I jokingly said we should turn it into a drinkin' game.

GMTA

Elli · 01-30-2006, 11:00 PM

haha too awesome

kristin · 01-30-2006, 11:21 PM

Beast Ice ... if you're gonna do it, do it right!

01-30-2006, 10:52 PM	#1
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	2006 State of the Union Drinking Game What you need: A group of four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a Suit. 2 people wearing jeans, one in a Work Shirt, the other in a Dark Shirt, and 1 person wearing Rags. Stitched together wash cloths are nice. Four are grouped around cocktail table within sight of television. Newspapers on floor in front of television. A shot glass per person. Everyone brings their own and places on table. Suit picks one first. Then Work Shirt. Then Dark Shirt. Suit takes last one as well, and Rags gets a Dixie Cup with the top scissored off. Fondue pot with 2 packages of Li?l Smokies stewing in barbecue sauce on table. Preferably a sauce from Texas. Surrounded by: A large stash of beer. Rags gets the cheapest stuff you can find, like Old Milwaukee Light; Suit gets to drink whatever import he asks for; while the jeans get to pick their favorite domestic brand, but they are required to pay for all the beer and the Li?l Smokies.

01-30-2006, 10:54 PM	#3
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Extras: Whoever can correctly identify in advance the person giving the Democratic Response doesn?t have to watch it. Suit gets to kick Rags hard, once if George W uses a heartfelt story of a pulling yourself up by your bootstraps to illustrate a point. Twice if the regulation of large cardboard boxes is mentioned as a security precaution. Rags gets 15 seconds to kick the Suit if Bush reveals the subject of the anecdote is in the audience. 30 seconds if he or she is sitting next to Harriet Miers. 1 full minute if she?s sitting next to an astronaut. Suit takes home $20. Leftover beer, Li?l Smokies and fondue pot go home with Rags. reprinted without permission Last edited by Snake Doctor; 01-30-2006 at 10:55 PM..

01-30-2006, 10:55 PM	#4
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01-30-2006, 10:53 PM	#2
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Rules of the Game 1. Whenever George W uses the phrases: national security, tax relief, activist judges or affordable health care, drink two shots of beer. 2. Whenever George W mentions the tragic events of 911, last person to grab a toothpick, stand and salute must drink three shots of beer. If you stab yourself in forehead with the toothpick, drink two more shots. 3. If George W actually says, ?If Al Qaeda is calling you, we want to know why.? first person to finish a whole beer gets to toss Li?l Smokies at any of the others until they finish their beer. Use the toothpicks. 4. If George W makes up a word like ?strategerie? or ?deteriorize? drink four shots of beer. 5. If George W speaks of Hamas and repeats his earlier statement that ?its good to see people are demanding honest leadership,? the first person to stop laughing gets to drink one shot of beer then pummel Suit with empty shot glass. No head shots. 6. Whenever George W talks about bi- partisanship, the last person to grab his throat in a choking motion has to eat 4 Li?l Smokies. 7. If either the Vice President Dick Cheney or First Lady Laura Bush are caught napping, last person to sing ?Wake Up Little Susie, Wake Up,? has to drink three shots of beer. 8. Predict the number of applause breaks. Person closest to correct number may then force the other three to drink that number of shots of beer in whatever ratio they wish. 9. Three shots of beer if he mentions New Orleans. Five shots of beer if he mentions Brownie. Two full beers if he mentions Abramoff. 10. Every time Tom DeLay is shown in the audience, take turns throwing Li?l Smokies at the tv. Suit sits out. First face hit doesn?t have to drink two shots of beer. Every time Hillary Clinton is shown in the audience, Suit throws Li?l Smokies at the tv. If he hits her face, everyone else drinks two shots of beer. Use the toothpicks. 11. Whenever George W quotes the Bible, last person to fall to their knees and cry ?Hallelujah!? drinks two shots of beer. 12. Whenever George W smirks during a standing ovation, take turns drinking shots of beer until the audience sits down. Do it double time if his shoulders shake with silent laughter.

01-30-2006, 10:56 PM	#5
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Amusing that you posted this. Earlier during dinner my wife happened to mention the State OTU address was on tonight - and I jokingly said we should turn it into a drinkin' game. GMTA