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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 534
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Crack In My Windshield!
I'm driving along at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!
I swerved right, and then left, and it was still right there!! ![]() ![]() |
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#2 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
Posts: 20,295
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that's just bootiful
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#3 |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Sunshine State
Posts: 4,365
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Sorry I'd have posted quicker but i just puked in my mouth.
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Posts: 71,528
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 1,472
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the only cracks you should get in your windshield are from a girl with high heels on kicking the glass when she orgasms
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Victoria, Australia
Posts: 437
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hahaha now thats funny!
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#7 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Haha! That was nice!
Make it sure the crack in that windshield of yours will never be sealed. ![]() ![]() |
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover
Posts: 5,816
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Damn, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything or it would have been all over my monitor
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#9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 2,689
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damn a girl like that would really slow me down on my *little* 600cc bike.
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