The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 01-31-2006, 06:44 PM

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down
again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no
good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable
again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

montythestrange · 01-31-2006, 07:50 PM

Hehe... knew a chiropractor in NY -- Dr. Mangles
And my girlfriend's OB/GYN: Dr. Cherry

01-31-2006, 06:44 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way. "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

01-31-2006, 07:50 PM	#2
montythestrange Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NoCal Posts: 184	Hehe... knew a chiropractor in NY -- Dr. Mangles And my girlfriend's OB/GYN: Dr. Cherry __________________ If you put instant coffee in the microwave, do you go back in time? DatingGold Rocks!