Share your next million dollar idea in this thread

[EroticySteve]

Share your next million dollar idea in this thread, thanks.

[BoyAlley]

I can't tell everyone or they'll steal it. I'll give you a hint tho, it involves twinks!

[munki]

Sure... so what you want to do is...

[EroticySteve]

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I can't tell everyone or they'll steal it. I'll give you a hint tho, it involves twinks!

I really don't think that anyone is going to steal your idea that involves yellow sponge cakes filled with cream. Twinkies are good though, but not included in my diet.

[EroticySteve]

Originally Posted by MikyMunki

Sure... so what you want to do is...

Crap your post got cut off. If you want to just email the rest to me, cool.

[devilspost]

ok i gave it out here before but here you go agian in case you missed it.

1. Send out a offer in the mail telling people how to make a million dollars.
2. In that offer ask for 5 dollars to send them the instructions.
3. Send them this tutorial.

[Veterans Day]

sell info, best means of making money online

[DamageX]

Put down the $200K seed capital and I will.

[colin de bink]

oh i'd buy a nice house, a car and boot......
uh oh you meant ideas for making a million.

oh i know buy a shitload of coffee beans for 1 million en sell it for 2

[NinjaSteve]

1 million $1 trials!

[Jakke PNG]

I plan to sell pixels on my webpage for $1/pop.

[EroticySteve]

Originally Posted by DamageX

Put down the $200K seed capital and I will.

For $200k in seed capital it should be more than a million dollar idea and that information would need to be disclosed first.

[FUCKuPAYme]

See sig give it about 2 month to make a mil

[emjay]

PR - WWW.MILLIONPIXXX.COM reverses policy hahaha8211; submit your site for free!

Pixel marketing is the latest buzzword borne from the phenomenal success of www.milliondollarhomepage.com whereby broke UK student Alex Tew set up a website and sold one million pixels at a buck each. The rest is history as his site hahaha8211; if you can get to it hahaha8211; bears witness. Mission accomplished for him.

hahaha8220;I remember thinking hahaha8216;What a good ideahahaha8217; and wishing I had thought about it firsthahaha8221; recalls Marc Jarrett, of www.password-by-phone and www.adultmobilesolutions.com fame.

Then a few days ago he received an email from an Israeli, offering him to buy advertising @ $1 a pixel at a similar site aimed at the adult industry.

It was evident from his email that the adult industry was alien to him, so Marc wrote back to him explaining that he could help him market the site to the AWM community if he so wished. hahaha8216;Nohahaha8217; came the curt reply, he simply wants to sell pixels on his unpopulated site at a buck each.

hahaha8220;By now I was doubly enragedhahaha8221; recalls Jarrett hahaha8220;and in a moment for sheer greed and opportunism I decided to do it myselfhahaha8221;

Upon posting this new venture to the AWM community, he was rightly criticised for jumping on the bandwagon. And then he thought : wrong business plan.

By selling a million pixels @ $1 each, it is obvious who stands to make the most. So Jarrett has revised his strategy hahaha8211; advertising is free, as long as he feels the underlying content is, as he puts it, hahaha8220;compellinghahaha8221; - and he will then sign up as an affiliate of the website in question.

hahaha8220;This way, everyone can share in the project with no investment and yet have common interest in helping the site succeed. In the unlikely event that it does, everyone profits and I profit the mosthahaha8221; says Jarrett.

He feels that the concept of a random mosaic-style webpage crammed full of a broad spectrum of adult entertainment is a sound one can imagine this being a bookmark candidate for surfers.

Once the page is populated with a hahaha8216;decent amounthahaha8217; of ads, a targeted B2C campaign will begin to attract surfers to the site.

hahaha8220;This is an open architecture project. Sales are at zero, stats are available for all to see on sitehahaha8221; says Jarrett.

hahaha8220;Cynics amongst you will already written this project off. It might well fail. But as www.milliondollarhomepage.com demonstrated, viral rocks!hahaha8221;

An AVS page geo-targeted in 35 languages will be added shortly.

hahaha8220;This will even attract surfers!hahaha8221; predicts Jarrett hahaha8220;A surfer from Iraq, for example, is pleased to see anything in Arabichahaha8221;

Those interested please contact [email protected]

[EroticySteve]

Originally Posted by FUCKuPAYme

See sig give it about 2 month to make a mil

You have a very good usename.

That site is a great idea.

[shuki]

Mainstream Realestate ad and brokerage business

Lofts.com

[Herb Kornfield]

50 cent pixel page, but,I'll have 2 of them ;)

[StuartD]

I'd start a beastiality site that sells warez on the side and links directly to CP sites and promote primarily to police and city officials.

Why don't you go try it first and let me know how it works out?

[shuki]

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I'd start a beastiality site that sells warez on the side and links directly to CP sites and promote primarily to police and city officials.

Why don't you go try it first and let me know how it works out?

Nice

[NetRodent]

I plan to corner the world silverware industry. Through a seemingly unconnected series of shell corporations I will buy all of the current manufacturers of cutlery and chopsticks. I will then slowly raise my prices to make utensils beyond the budget of the average person.

Nearly every advanced civilization has developed some sort of eating implement so as to not have to eat with their hands. Only barbarians and animals don't use utensils. As I choke of the supply of cheap utensils, society will slowly collapse as people fall back on their more primal natures.

When the time is right I will offer the people of the world a deal: serve me and dine in dignity once again, or suffer on under the yolk of supersition and barbarism. Once I have enough cutlery craving minions, I will form an army of civilization to enslave or exterminate all who oppose my rule.

[EroticySteve]

Sounds solid.

Originally Posted by NetRodent

I plan to corner the world silverware industry. Through a seemingly unconnected series of shell corporations I will buy all of the current manufacturers of cutlery and chopsticks. I will then slowly raise my prices to make utensils beyond the budget of the average person.

Nearly every advanced civilization has developed some sort of eating implement so as to not have to eat with their hands. Only barbarians and animals don't use utensils. As I choke of the supply of cheap utensils, society will slowly collapse as people fall back on their more primal natures.

When the time is right I will offer the people of the world a deal: serve me and dine in dignity once again, or suffer on under the yolk of supersition and barbarism. Once I have enough cutlery craving minions, I will form an army of civilization to enslave or exterminate all who oppose my rule.

[DamageX]

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

For $200k in seed capital it should be more than a million dollar idea and that information would need to be disclosed first.

For a $1M/year profit idea, I believe $200K in seed capital is even too little. Assuming that the investor would accept a 20% stake in the venture, the payback would be only a year, making a profit for all additional time during which the 20% stake is maintained. Most venture capitalists look for a 3-5 year payback time for a 20% stake. Of course, it also varies highly depending on the industry and the risk involved, but hell, for $200K you'd be doing a hell of a deal if you bought a 20% stake in a $1M/year profit idea.

[EroticySteve]

Originally Posted by DamageX

For a $1M/year profit idea, I believe $200K in seed capital is even too little. Assuming that the investor would accept a 20% stake in the venture, the payback would be only a year, making a profit for all additional time during which the 20% stake is maintained. Most venture capitalists look for a 3-5 year payback time for a 20% stake. Of course, it also varies highly depending on the industry and the risk involved, but hell, for $200K you'd be doing a hell of a deal if you bought a 20% stake in a $1M/year profit idea.

Good points. I don't have $200k anyway.

I call a bluff anyway.

[Morgan]

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I can't tell everyone or they'll steal it. I'll give you a hint tho, it involves twinks!

Twinksicles?

lil dick shaped popsicles?

[SteveLightspeed]

I think that I would open a new fitness gym, and actually pay hot models to work out there every day (and pretend not to notice if anyone happens to be oggling them while they are working out).

I'd charge guys per day fees to "workout" there, and have a bar area near the workout areas, just in case the guys get tired from their workout and need a beer.

I swear I'd start working out again if there was a gym like this!

Steve Lightspeed

[Nasty D]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I think that I would open a new fitness gym, and actually pay hot models to work out there every day (and pretend not to notice if anyone happens to be oggling them while they are working out).

I'd charge guys per day fees to "workout" there, and have a bar area near the workout areas, just in case the guys get tired from their workout and need a beer.

I swear I'd start working out again if there was a gym like this!

Steve Lightspeed

Oggling ENCOURAGED....my kind of gym

[slapass]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I think that I would open a new fitness gym, and actually pay hot models to work out there every day (and pretend not to notice if anyone happens to be oggling them while they are working out).

I'd charge guys per day fees to "workout" there, and have a bar area near the workout areas, just in case the guys get tired from their workout and need a beer.

I swear I'd start working out again if there was a gym like this!

Steve Lightspeed

Shit, that is actually a good idea.

[DamageX]

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Good points. I don't have $200k anyway.

I call a bluff anyway.

You're contradicting yourself. You just said you ain't got nothing to call it with.

[Project-Shadow]

Portable Maglev.. shhh

[2HousePlague]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I think that I would open a new fitness gym, and actually pay hot models to work out there every day (and pretend not to notice if anyone happens to be oggling them while they are working out).

I'd charge guys per day fees to "workout" there, and have a bar area near the workout areas, just in case the guys get tired from their workout and need a beer.

I swear I'd start working out again if there was a gym like this!

Steve Lightspeed

-- yo, Steve, can I interest you in leasing some real estate for that?


http://www.oglinggym.com/





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