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Grapesoda · 02-04-2006, 02:18 PM

The nine Satanic statements: These form the core of the Church of Satan beliefs. They were written by Anton LaVey. In abridged form, they state that Satan represents:

Indulgence, not abstinence.
Vital existence, not spiritual pipe dreams.
Undefiled wisdom, not hypocritical self-deceit.
Kindness to those deserving of it, not love wasted on ingrates.
Vengeance, not turning the other cheek.
Responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Man as just another animal - the most vicious of all.
Gratification of all ones desires.
The best friend that the Christian Church has had as he has kept it in business for centuries.

The nine Satanic sins are:

Stupidity, pretentiousness, solipsism, self-deceit, herd conformity, lack of perspective, forgetfulness of past orthodoxies, counterproductive pride, and lack of aesthetics. 7

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth are:

These are 11 rules of behavior written by Anton LaVey in 1967. 16 They include rules governing conversations, behavior towards guests, avoiding theft, acknowledging the power of magic, avoiding harm to children, refraining from killing animals, and behavior towards others

Belinda · 02-04-2006, 03:14 PM

Satanism is very intriguing. I recently read much of the satanic Bible.

EDIT: Damn it! What is Belinda's account doing logged in on this computer! This is Donny posting.

Donny · 02-04-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda

Satanism is very intriguing. I recently read much of the satanic Bible.

EDIT: Damn it! What is Belinda's account doing logged in on this computer! This is Donny posting.

Okay, it was me who said that ^^^^.

RevSand · 02-04-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda

Satanism is very intriguing. I recently read much of the satanic Bible.

EDIT: Damn it! What is Belinda's account doing logged in on this computer! This is Donny posting.

It really is a very interesting read, I read thru a lot of it a few years ago... Its very 'real life' based. If I were to actually say I followed any one set of beliefs it would have to be "the church of Satan" ones since they cross over a lot of what I already believe...

who · 02-04-2006, 03:43 PM

Any links for this stuff?

DWB · 02-04-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bmb

Vengeance, not turning the other cheek.

Agree with all but that one. Many times turning the other cheek is the best option.

I own and have read The Satanic Bible a few times. Makes a lot of sense, but I still would never call myself a Satanist. "Satanist" is such a harsh and unforgiving word to describe a hedonistic way of life.

sickbeatz · 02-04-2006, 04:02 PM

links would be nice

RevSand · 02-04-2006, 04:04 PM

http://www.churchofsatan.com/

who · 02-04-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSand

http://www.churchofsatan.com/

Taking one look at that site's entrance page makes me think this is all just a silly joke.

sickbeatz · 02-04-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Taking one look at that site's entrance page makes me think this is all just a silly joke.

looks like halloween

SmokeyTheBear · 02-04-2006, 04:14 PM

umm the rules of earth directly conflict with the 8'th satanic statement

fuzzylogic · 02-04-2006, 04:16 PM

laveys grandson has a myspace account. he is a funny guy

yes, satanism is a earth, real-life belief system for ppl on earth who live in real-life.

i like it a lot and find it humorous what year it was written in.

fuzzylogic · 02-04-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

umm the rules of earth directly conflict with the 8'th
satanic statement

what rules of earth are you talking about? druidic rules?

TheDoc · 02-04-2006, 04:20 PM

I read that 10 years ago when it was cool.

fuzzylogic · 02-04-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

umm the rules of earth directly conflict with the 8'th satanic statement

forget my last post.
in what ways do they conflict?

Wiggles · 02-04-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I read that 10 years ago when it was cool.

haha me too, its just another bunch of crap though, believe in yourself, don't follow something.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-04-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

forget my last post.
in what ways do they conflict?

satanic statement
#8 Gratification of all ones desires.

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rules of earth

avoiding theft
refraining from killing animals

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. what if i desire to kill an animal or steal one and kill it..

Grapesoda · 02-04-2006, 08:27 PM

info on the concepts . . . seems to be very in line with GFY

http://www.satanicchurch.com/content/

reynold · 02-06-2006, 03:35 AM

Mere reading of this thread makes shiver...

eroswebmaster · 02-06-2006, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I read that 10 years ago when it was cool.

were you wearing your rush t-shirt and blue jeans with the holes in the knees ;)

Grapesoda · 02-06-2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

were you wearing your rush t-shirt and blue jeans with the holes in the knees ;)

nope, I had my hat on crooked, a team jerzy 12x's to large, jean shorts with the crotch hanging down to my ankles, white socks and a $2,000 pair of tennies on . . why?

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	Satanic statements . .. The nine Satanic statements: These form the core of the Church of Satan beliefs. They were written by Anton LaVey. In abridged form, they state that Satan represents: Indulgence, not abstinence. Vital existence, not spiritual pipe dreams. Undefiled wisdom, not hypocritical self-deceit. Kindness to those deserving of it, not love wasted on ingrates. Vengeance, not turning the other cheek. Responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires. Man as just another animal - the most vicious of all. Gratification of all ones desires. The best friend that the Christian Church has had as he has kept it in business for centuries. The nine Satanic sins are: Stupidity, pretentiousness, solipsism, self-deceit, herd conformity, lack of perspective, forgetfulness of past orthodoxies, counterproductive pride, and lack of aesthetics. 7 The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth are: These are 11 rules of behavior written by Anton LaVey in 1967. 16 They include rules governing conversations, behavior towards guests, avoiding theft, acknowledging the power of magic, avoiding harm to children, refraining from killing animals, and behavior towards others

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	info on the concepts . . . seems to be very in line with GFY http://www.satanicchurch.com/content/

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