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John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick. John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick.
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:07 PM   #1
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John Holmes was stupid because of the size of his dick.
it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:08 PM   #2
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:10 PM   #3
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maybe thats why im smart ... go figure lol

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Old 02-05-2006, 10:14 PM   #4
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Maybe that is why I faint all the time
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:23 PM   #5
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Maybe that is why I faint all the time
Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too



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Old 02-05-2006, 10:26 PM   #6
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Every time I see your giant penis, Ice darling, I faint too



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I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.
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I would faint too from holding up that huge magnifying glass.

Sly you dropped this.....

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Old 02-05-2006, 10:54 PM   #10
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that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
No he doesn't. He's dead.


Halloo? Anyone like, hoome? :D
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Old 02-06-2006, 12:21 AM   #11
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No he doesn't. He's dead.

Wrong, I'm still alive & kickin.





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Old 02-06-2006, 12:56 AM   #12
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so when you have an oversized dick its like trying erotic asphyxiation coz your brain is deprived of the blood. hhhhmmmmm?????
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Old 02-06-2006, 01:39 AM   #13
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it's documented that when you have a oversized dick, your brain gets deprived from blood when you have erections, making you stupid.

that's why John Holmes was stupid, and that's why the man with the largest cock in the world faints when he gets erections.
Ok, that makes sense. There's nothin like having an average one.
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I have a reserve of blood in my manboobs which more than makes up for this.
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