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Smegma · 04-19-2002, 05:17 PM

Hey Asswipes.. I need your help.

So last week I met this guy who works for a pretty big company. He referred over a fair amount of business and I wanted to thank him.

I want to get him a gift for the referrals, but don't want to send the wrong message by sending cash. It might get him in trouble. I would spend around $600.

So I need some ideas.

This was the only thing I could think of.

iPAQ Pocket PC H3850
http://www.compaq.com/products/handh...tpc/H3850.html

Although a serious post, it should be good for a few laughs.

And no.. Gary.. I don't swing that way, and no.. I don't know any hookers.

Amputate Your Head · 04-19-2002, 05:18 PM

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Smegma · 04-19-2002, 05:20 PM

Is that a fucking MACRO?

FATPad · 04-19-2002, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Is that a fucking MACRO?

Nope. It's the way to wipe out your hard drive so you do a clean install of your OS.

pr0 · 04-19-2002, 05:21 PM

save the term "asswipe" for your boyfriends cock

lol

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 05:23 PM

Who you calling Asswipe? Least we aren't the one going under the alias used for cock funk build up in foreskin.

Sly_RJ · 04-19-2002, 05:23 PM

Buy him a hooker, I'm sure his wife would love the gift!

Smegma · 04-19-2002, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Who you calling Asswipe? Least we aren't the one going under the alias used for cock funk build up in foreskin.

You are the first person to know what "Smegma" is.

Gary · 04-19-2002, 05:27 PM

Suck it up and toss his salad, all guys appreciate that.

Marcus · 04-19-2002, 05:28 PM

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Kimmykim · 04-19-2002, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma

You are the first person to know what "Smegma" is.

Actually he's just the first person to make mention of it. ;)

Smegma · 04-19-2002, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Suck it up and toss his salad, all guys appreciate that.

What took you so long?

Smegma · 04-19-2002, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Actually he's just the first person to make mention of it. ;)

I was at the Doctor with my Son for his first check-up, and we started joking how we both called kids we didn't like in school "Smegma" and how they never got it. It just so happened it was the same day I signed up for an account at this god-forsaken place.

Fletch XXX · 04-19-2002, 05:50 PM

hehehe Ive worked in the film side of this Industry to know about pretty much any term used, Ive came across many weird fetishes and practices.

I remember learning about Smegma when we were doing a "Docking" film hahaha

04-19-2002, 05:17 PM	#1
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I need your help. Hey Asswipes.. I need your help. So last week I met this guy who works for a pretty big company. He referred over a fair amount of business and I wanted to thank him. I want to get him a gift for the referrals, but don't want to send the wrong message by sending cash. It might get him in trouble. I would spend around $600. So I need some ideas. This was the only thing I could think of. iPAQ Pocket PC H3850 http://www.compaq.com/products/handh...tpc/H3850.html Although a serious post, it should be good for a few laughs. And no.. Gary.. I don't swing that way, and no.. I don't know any hookers. Last edited by Smegma; 04-19-2002 at 05:23 PM..

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