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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Paper Street
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Party Poker fucking suuuuuucks now
I mean, it wasn't better before but they upgraded the software and changed the way the cards come out. Not as many fish around anymore either.
Anyone play anywhere else?
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yeah the new interface blows
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Sucks bigtime. I especially hate the way it displays the tables.
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Try 2bet.com, great people over there, also,
powerplayer.com bunch of suckers play over there Gary
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rockin tha trailerpark
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2bet for tourneys
fulltiltpoker.com/.net for play money i don't bet money, so i'm not sure about the "fish" thing
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Location: From Hurricane Hell to Frozen Hell
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Empire is good for a nice selection of fish
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fish i take it is a newbie
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or a whale. or maybe even be a shark. |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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check out 2bet. im on a roll, won my last 3 tournys
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In a house.
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I played a little bit with party poker since the switch, and I found that there was a really high number of "lucky river cards" both for and against, and that an all in before the flop almost always came out good for whoever was the dog. The bigger a dog you were, the more likely you would actually win.
I am not saying they are stacking the deck... but damn, it just turned into a dog fest. Alex |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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pokerstars.com
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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There was a thing on the news the other night with some ex-casino scammer and he says that internet poker is full of cheaters & bots, and he personally knows a lot of them. He says that any poker company that says they have stopped bots is basically full of shit.
One of the top and easiest scams is that they all work together and gang up on one game and tell each other their cards. |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In a house.
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aico, there are plenty of plugins that look at the incoming stream of cars and actions, and can predict the actions that a given player will make based on the flow. It can determine which players are fish and which ones are good players, which over time allows the software to guide you into playing hands against weaker players while avoiding stronger players. You can run it on the same PC or even cut and paste the hands to a difference machine and have it report.
Online poker in theory isn't the worst thing in the world, but when the dealing and hand results are a little off (someone has a finger on the scale) it blos the odds out the window and makes good plays into bad and bad plays into good. The new PP starting chip counts for S&G and tournaments also means that people are way more likely to bet wild, and that combined with really poor hands hitting and winning means that players who would normally be fish are suddenly whales, feeling all good about themselves and playing a ton. players who use to be good are suddenly sucking, and piling tons of money into "getting it back"... PP has found a way to motivate both ends of the scale. They motivated me pretty much right out. Alex |
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I left PartyPoker for UltimateBet about a year ago, and have been very happy so far.
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Which sites do you think have the best Freerolls?
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#19 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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luv$, no url... just search around and you will find things. They are out there.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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try poker.com - I like it there
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Think programmer just were to add something.
Still doesnt work for you? |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: PEI, Canada
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P.S. here's one for all the critics.
Say anything you want. Blame anything you want. On Party and every other site in existence good players win, bad players lose. Enjoy your suckiness. |
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Join Date: May 2004
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for some reason it eats my virtual memory to the point i have to reboot my comp.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I am a pretty decent player, not the end of the world, but I can hold my own normally (and I have taken some decent money off of PP in the past). Before the software upgrade, I could make it into the money on a decent number of the tournament games I would play. Now it is pretty much a crap shoot, as the pair of 2 to the river guys are the ones turn over sets and quads, and people playing big slick with an A on the flop are getting burned off faster than brush on an LA hillside. Since the new software came out, I got little or no traction, and I was getting whacked by players ranked below fish. Even they are saying it is pretty fucked up. Go look at the top player rankings over there now... the best players are no longer at the top, and the numbers of players online is dropping, not increasing... all signs that shit is, well... going to shit. Alex |
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I just went and looked... 40k players on a friday afternoon is SUPER low, usually 60k. So either there were 10k players with 2 accounts, or, well... people are voting with their feet.
Plus you have to allow for the Empire poker people who are now on PP. Not looking like it did. Alex |
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Its almost time
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check out over here there is no downloads http://www.cybernetcasino.com
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Party Poker absolutely sucks now. If you have pocket KK and go up against anyone with 67 suited, they hit the flush.
You go up against anyone who has a big slick and you have say 10 10 it's almost guaranteed that they hit their ace or king. But what I'm most amazed about is the flush hits. There are far more of those than there used to be. Ah well - I'm just gonna blow my last deposit and move on. Think I'll give up on poker entirely ![]()
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Back in the harbor
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Always play at 2bet.com, for webmaster tourneys and everything else
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2bet.com is great !!
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Try Absolute Poker. I've been there for a year and a half. They sent me to the WSOP, so I guess I'll always be an AP mark.
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Its really hard to say which poker rooms are good.
It really depends on what you are looking for? If its only to make cash - Then you should look for poker fish / also highroller tables can be very lucrative. Lots of wannabe highrollers losing their 500-1000 in chips pretty fast, then suddenly starting to flame out of the blue, but i dont blame them If its to stay alive and not lose too much, and also learn something during the process. Look for a poker room with a monthly bonus thats not impossible to achieve. For example $100 free from 1000 raked hands (every month) Then their is rooms with excellent software + looks good / downside is, those rooms are often pretty new = small base of players. But they can still be a room of your like The poker skin from playtech has good functionality and are used by a bunch of poker rooms + sharing poker players within the network, easy to catch a game If you want a bonus like the $100 extra every month from completed 1000 raked hands, i can set that up for you. Thats the exclusive part of one of the poker rooms i have a deal with, but before the monthly bonus, you have a bonus of $50 as a first depositer (can be used on the table first after 250 raked hands) + $40 after 200 raked hands then $100 after 1000 raked hands. Very generous in my opinion and a good reason to stay active. Opps, and yea party poker has become one of the elite players home. But they also offer lots of freerolls and promotions none of the other rooms can If you are intrested in the promotion i talked about or any other good offer read the poker promotion page here Sorry for spamming, but what can I do, cant make it more discreet than this, but it is an exclusive deal (sunpoker) for ixgames visitors the first of many to come Hope that helped a little
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Location: usa
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888.com pacific poker :-)
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I have found a lot of interesting facts...nice place you got DraX
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The update changed NOTHING in the way the cards come out. That system wasn't even touched... The only difference is the look and the amount of chips... The card shuffling and dealing algorythms are exactly the same.
And you suck if you think anything changed... No other way to say it... You are a bitchy little whiny baby cock sucking whore mongrel bitch... Stop asking for your moms nipple and learn how to play poker you sniveling cry babies! |
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#43 |
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I admit I play at pacificpoker
You may still post your comments here! http://www.casinobonusguide.com/online_casino_forum/ |
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#44 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Try Poker Room @ http://www.pokerroom.com/?ref=8009
They have won numerous awards and they definitely have the tightest GUI in the game |
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Try ixgames.com I absolutely love the site...clean and nice!!
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I'd like to start playing poker.. where should I go ?
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I personally don't play on PP because it has too many bots right now. I think the new software upgrade was supposed to help with some of that though. |
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Location: Colorado
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way too many bots on PP... try doyles room..
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